"Damn it, I was the one who just rescued you guys, and you actually turned on me—so shameless! So despicable! All of you are trash among trash!" Beef Noodle roared angrily.
"At first, we were indeed a little grateful! Until we saw that post!"
"That post titled 'Today, handsome and stylish me, Beef Noodle, once again accidentally saved the bunch of weak and trashy Calabash Babies behind me—sigh, my heart is so tired!'!"
"So now, besides gratitude, we also feel just a tiny bit of killing intent toward you!"
...
Super Vegeta and the others all narrowed their eyes—some sharpening knives, some clenching their fists—each of them itching to make a move and beat Beef Noodle to death.
After all…
That short video Beef Noodle posted was just too damaging!
In the video, Super Vegeta and the others were all tied to the execution platform, each one in a sorry state, utterly miserable to behold. Meanwhile, Beef Noodle was handsome and flashy—and even freaking added beauty filters!
Super Vegeta and the others only found out after hearing about it from players who had just logged in. Every single one of them was so angry they were about to explode on the spot!
This damn brat Beef Noodle was just too damn despicable!
"Beef Noodle, this Sect Master will give you two choices!" He Yiming finally spoke calmly at this moment.
"First, solitary confinement for three years!" He Yiming said leisurely.
Immediately, a prompt appeared.
"Ding!"
"Dear player Beef Noodle, hello. You may choose Punishment One: be placed in solitary confinement for three years. Only after three years may you log in again!"
"What the hell?" Beef Noodle spat—literally spat.
Solitary confinement for three years—wasn't this just a three-year ban?
Damn it, does this game still have laws? Still have justice? Still have fairness at all?
An NPC robs me, shows off his love right in front of me, and even incites other players to mock me for being less handsome than him!
This damn game is toxic—seriously toxic!
"Or…" He Yiming changed his tone.
"The treasures you offered this time are indeed of astonishing value! This Sect Master can convert them into corresponding contribution points as your reward, and on top of that, grant additional rewards! Are you willing?" He Yiming finished speaking.
A pop-up window appeared again before Beef Noodle's eyes.
"Ding!"
"Dear player Beef Noodle, hello. You may choose Reward Two: obtain contribution points corresponding to the offered treasures! Additionally, receive an exclusive cloak, exclusive battle robe, exclusive title, an exclusive PV with background music that will be permanently archived on the official website! As well as two customized Divine artifacts!"
...
As a series of prompts rang out,
Beef Noodle froze for a brief moment—then instantly knelt to the ground.
"Brother Ming, I was wrong! Actually, I originally planned to offer up these treasures anyway! I, Beef Noodle, have always had the sect in my heart, thinking for the sect, striving for the sect!"
"Brother Ming has, since time immemorial, been the Sect Master I deeply revere! Miss Mu Xueying has, since time immemorial, been Brother Ming's best companion in my heart! Everything this disciple just said was a hallucination! Everyone, please don't take it to heart!"
...
Beef Noodle completely flipped his stance, delivering a long-winded declaration with an expression full of loyalty and righteousness, looking like someone willing to devote himself entirely to the sect, even unto death.
Thinking it over carefully, with so many heavenly materials and earthly treasures—he couldn't refine pills, couldn't forge equipment—sooner or later he would have handed them over to the sect in exchange for contribution points anyway!
Now, by admitting fault, he not only got contribution points, but also a huge batch of exclusive rewards for free—this was pure profit, sweet as hell, okay?
As for pride?
Can pride be eaten? What use is it?
Beef Noodle's performance stunned all the players present.
"Holy crap, Brother Noodles is way too shameless!"
"Damn, the level of scum Brother Noodles has, that whole group of third beta test newbies doesn't even compare!"
"Worthy of my Brother Noodles, god among scumbags! Truly a lifelong role model for us scumbags!"
...
The first beta test and second beta test veterans collectively spat blood—turns out, they were still too naive. They had underestimated Beef Noodle and this brat's shamelessness, and ended up suffering backlash without realizing it!
Meanwhile, the third beta test demon race players all spoke up in admiration, unable to hide the looks of worship on their faces.
"Boom boom boom!" At this moment, the Nine-Colored Heavenly Tribulation descended from the sky, landing right beside Beef Noodle.
"Lord Heavenly Dao Noodles! This subordinate has already completed the mission. Soon, the other Heavenly Tribulations will arrive!"
The Nine-Colored Heavenly Tribulation replied slowly.
"Nine-Colored Heavenly Tribulation? Second-generation Heavenly Dao?"
Mu Xueying's eyes lit up as she softly murmured.
Then she seemed to recall something, and quietly moved closer to He Yiming's side.
"Don't move!"
Seeing He Yiming trying to dodge, Mu Xueying grabbed his wrist and then softly whispered a few words into his ear.
"What you said is true?"
He Yiming was a little doubtful.
"Naturally it's true! If we're talking about who is the fastest in this Immortal Emperor Era, then aside from true Immortal Emperors, it would naturally be these Heavenly Tribulations!"
"Heavenly Tribulations do not rely on flying through the air. Instead, they travel along the veins laid out by the Heavenly Dao. That speed is absolutely something no existence below Immortals can rival!"
Mu Xueying explained softly.
"So that's how it is…"
He Yiming's eyes instantly lit up!
Because according to Mu Xueying's explanation, those players who couldn't make it in time could completely have Beef Noodle command the Heavenly Tribulations to provide door-to-door transport!
The speed of the Heavenly Tribulations was terrifyingly fast. Crossing an entire Domain would probably take less than one-tenth of the time He Yiming needed—perhaps even one-hundredth!
If Beef Noodle were to command the Heavenly Tribulations, it would be entirely possible to transport all the players scattered across different places to the Ten Thousand Beast Domain's Ten Thousand Beast City within three days!
That way, the legendary mission issued by the system would have a chance of being completed!
No time to waste!
He Yiming immediately waved his hand, signaling Beef Noodle to come over.
"Brother Ming, you called for me?"
Beef Noodle trotted over eagerly, rubbing his hands as he asked.
"King Lufei and the others are still in the Imperial River Domain. I need you to use the power of the Heavenly Tribulations to pick them up and bring them here to the Ten Thousand Beast Domain. We'll regroup at Ten Thousand Beast City!"
"Ah, Brother Ming, I feel like those Heavenly Tribulations don't really listen to my commands. I—I have the will but not the strength…"
Beef Noodle slapped his forehead, looking weak and helpless.
"..."
He Yiming was speechless.
This damn brat…
"This Sect Master grants you an exclusive cloak, an exclusive battle robe, and an exclusive title!"
"As for the Divine Artifacts and the other reward, they will be distributed later together with the other disciples who are also receiving Divine Artifacts and rewards!"
...
He Yiming spoke calmly, then waved his hand!
The exclusive Primordial Warrior Cloak obtained by the players who fought against the Heavenly Dao Five Calamities in the Primordial Era, as well as the Primordial Heaven Defying Four-Character Battle Robe, and the exclusive title Legend of the Primordial!
As for the dual Divine Artifacts, He Yiming planned to forge them together later.
As for the exclusive PV with background music, that would need to wait until the end of this major secret-realm storyline before being distributed uniformly.
"Brother Ming, since time immemorial, Brother Ming's words have been my unwavering conviction! Leave this matter to this disciple—I guarantee the mission will be completed!"
Beef Noodle's expression instantly changed, his face filled with passion and righteousness.
He Yiming took a deep breath before finally calming himself down.
If time weren't so tight, I'd definitely beat this damn brat half to death first!
"Heavenly Tribulations, let's go!"
After receiving the instruction, Beef Noodle immediately soared into the air and left together with the Nine-Colored Heavenly Tribulation to go pick up King Lufei and the others.
"Brother Ming, there are over a hundred thousand non-human race prisoners in the Ten Thousand Beast Prison. How should we deal with them?"
At this moment, Super Vegeta walked up to He Yiming and asked.
"Non-human race prisoners?"
He Yiming froze for a moment, then headed into the prison interior.
Spreading out his spiritual sense, He Yiming was shocked!
Inside this Ten Thousand Beast Prison, there were actually more than a hundred thousand non-human races imprisoned!
Most of them had been tortured terribly!
"..."
Facing these more than a hundred thousand non-human race prisoners, He Yiming also fell into deep thought, unable to decide what to do for the moment…
