In a dark alley in some corner of hell on earth, Mexico, you could still see a gang of thugs who wanted to rape a beautiful girl.
"Today you're going to feel true pleasure, little girl," said the drug addict with pure malice in his voice, promising pain and suffering.
The girl could only look frightened at the gang surrounding her. "Please, let me go, I won't tell anyone about this," she begged bitterly through tears, for she already knew her fate.
"Relax, we'll just play with you, sweetheart, your mother will find you in a garbage bag," another of the drug addicts laughed maniacally and maliciously, thinking about the 'happy' moment he and his friends would have.
But they were all surprised by a light and the ringing of a cell phone. When they turned around, they saw a tall, thin teenager with brown skin and Latin American features recording the scene with his cell phone. That's right, it was none other than the protagonist of this fanfic, a teenager with problems at home and high morals because of all the superhero comics he read in his life, Jose Maria.
"Release that girl this instant, I already called the police and I have your faces recorded!" the acne-ridden teenager fiercely ordered. The gang members just mocked him because they were high and didn't think the police would come quickly.
"Who the hell do you think you are, a nerd? We're going to kill you!!!" he shouted angrily as he pulled out his knife and stabbed the boy three times. Jose Maria could only fall to the ground in pain while covering his wound, and the girl could only scream in panic.
At that same moment, many lights turned on as three armed police officers pointed their weapons at the gang members.
"Everyone on the ground and hands up, if anyone moves I am authorized to use lethal force," the policeman demanded as the drug addicts knelt down and raised their hands, except for one.
"Who do you think you are?! Do you know who I am?! Today you will die, you fat fool!" the drug addict admonished with delirium and hatred, but he could only take one step before they shot him with their pistols and he fell to the ground dead.
Meanwhile, our heroic and idiotic protagonist was being clumsily attended to by the girl he saved, but she knew that he would die because he wouldn't make it to the hospital.
"Thank you for saving me," the girl said through tears as Jose Maria took his last breath on this planet, satisfied to have saved the girl, he only thought amidst the pain.
"How painful it is to die," he thought for the last time as his soul left his body and departed this dimension.
•in another dimension•
An omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient being looked at the scene in front of him with interest.
"He will be perfect for my amusement," said the god with interest and boredom, as he thought about all the fun this heroic soul would provide him.
"I'll call him, anyway I doubt anyone in heaven cares if a soul gets lost or doesn't arrive," he thought indifferently as he kidnapped José María's soul and took it to his dimension.
• in absolute nothingness •
Meanwhile, a certain teenager with a hero complex, who had been wandering in the infinite void for who knows how long, suddenly sees a light and is happy, because he had been in this infinite void for millennia and was beginning to go crazy.
"A light, how beautiful!!" he exclaimed joyfully through tears, for he had not seen anything for a long time; only by getting closer could he feel its warmth and see its brilliance, things he thought he would never feel again. He was happy.
"Come closer, human, touch my light and I will take you into my kingdom," spoke a relaxed voice that was genderless and sounded authoritative. He understood that he was in the presence of something divine and without further hesitation touched the light that illuminated the vast nothingness. After touching it, it disappeared, and the light was extinguished as if nothing had happened. Only moments later, a being of divine beauty appeared, who could be male or female, with six pairs of white wings like clouds, dressed in gold and jewels and a crown of fire.
"A good soul disappeared here, it doesn't matter, it wasn't entirely pure anyway, there was still lust and desire within it, I hope your journey is happy, good soul," the divine being sighed wearily as he departed from absolute nothingness, thinking about all the paperwork he still had to do.
• in another dimension •
"Hello human, you have lived a simple and normal life, with acts of kindness and selfishness, however your last noble act moved me and I decided to give you another chance," he spoke with authority and gentleness to the divine being who was sitting in front of Jose Maria.
He had never seen a being of such beauty; its body seemed to be made of pure light and was the size of a planet, which made him feel both powerless and secure. It was wrapped in a robe as dark as the cold night, and stars and galaxies could be seen being born and dying within it. It had an androgynous figure and a sweet, gentle voice that held authority and confidence in its tone. He could only ask himself one question in the presence of such a being.
"Why me?" I ask timidly and hesitantly, not wanting to offend such a being.
"Why you? There's no reason. There are purer and better humans than you, but you were the first human I saw and you performed a noble act, so I decided it would be you. Besides, I'm bored and I want some training," the being said, surprising the teenager. He wasn't stupid; he knew the risks he had taken when he was murdered and knew that bothering the powerful entity in front of him was suicidal. Furthermore, he wouldn't object if the god before him granted him another life.
"I thank you with all my soul, generous God, thank you for this opportunity," said José María, for he did not forget that this God was also the one who rescued him from the void.
"You don't have to worry about that, I will allow you to reincarnate in a world of your choice with five wishes, human, choose well and don't regret your choice," the divinity communicated, while Jose Maria, upon hearing this news, began to reflect, he was happy and felt that his entire life of bad luck was to gather enough karma for this opportunity and not waste it.
"I would like to go to the Marvel world please and, may I think of my wishes, please?" the divine being asked uncertainly and eagerly.
"Take your time, here in my kingdom time doesn't matter, as for the world you want to go to, it's possible."
Jose Maria was happy and began to think about what wishes he wanted, and so months passed until he made up his mind.
"My wishes are:
1: (Kryptonian physiology)
2: (3 types of Haki)
3: (the Pika Pika no Mi, without the water curse and weakness to marine metal, or its weakness to Haki)
4: (immortality)
5: (and that you give me my waifu, the number 5 heroine, Mirko or Rumi Usagiyama, and also give me the ability to make any woman I want fall in love with me) Those are my wishes," he said nervously and anxiously, hoping that she would grant him these wishes.
The entity understood well what the human wanted because, being omniscient, it knew what the human was thinking, and spoke firmly.
"You can't be Superman," the entity patiently told the surprised Jose Maria.
"Why not? It was my dream since I was a child, I thought that with my wish it could be done?" He asked with intrigue and a little sadness as to why his dream was denied before it even began.
"That's why another god watches and supervises all the Supermen; he would notice and we would enter into a fight that would destroy reality," the god stated firmly and continued. 2
"Let's make this quick. For your first wish, I can't give you Kryptonian physiology, but I can give you the physiology of a One Piece inhabitant. As long as you train and eat well, you can become stronger an infinite number of times, and you'll have a photographic memory. For your second wish, I'll give you all three types of Haki, but you'll have to train and unlock them one by one. For your third wish, I won't give you the Pika Pika no Mi, but you'll have the Goro Goro no Mi without the curse of the seas or any other disadvantage. However, you'll have to wait until you're 17 to awaken its power and train it as well if you don't want to be defeated by rubber and other insulating materials. For your fourth wish, I can't give you immortality, but I'll give you a regenerative factor stronger than Wolverine's. And for your fifth wish, I can't give you your waifu. It's impossible to kidnap other living people; that would attract attention and put me in conflict with the guardian god of MILFs. Instead, I'll give you..." "I will reincarnate in the body of the heroine Mirko, besides it would be more entertaining that way, see you Jose Maria, or should I call you Rumi Usagiyama?", said the god mischievously and mockingly while seeing the surprised expression on Jose Maria's face.
"Wait, I n-", was all he managed to say before being sucked into a light and disappearing from the dimension to head to the Marvel universe as discreetly as possible, hoping he'd get lucky.
"I wondered how fate will change in that universe, well the fun has only just begun," the cosmic entity whispered excitedly, wishing to end its boredom.
• outside the dimension •
Meanwhile, in the vastness of nothingness, a comet could be seen flying past faster than the speed of light, breaking the barriers of time and space, crossing between dimensions. This comet was none other than our protagonist, on his way to the Marvel Universe. He felt his body shrink and that he was losing his soul brother. He also felt his mind clear and he could remember everything he had lived and experienced, although that wasn't important to him at that moment. He felt his entire body burning and shrinking until he was in the shape of a baby. He felt very sleepy and fainted. Meanwhile, the comet had already entered the Marvel Universe. Instantly, it was stopped by the One Above All, who, upon capturing the comet, was surprised to find a reincarnated being inside. He had never been warned that they would enter his domains and were only invading his universe. By the time he realized what was happening, they had already collapsed an entire universe. He hated reincarnated beings.
"Another reincarnated being? Well, this one seems to be female, and at least her god seems polite enough to bring her before me first. I'm tired of all those reincarnated beings who come to destroy things, to play with fate. I was getting tired of all those idiots who only think with their penises. Most of them die from betrayal and envy, disemboweled in their sleep surrounded by their 'harems.' Besides, they always act like idiots, thinking they're the center of the universe. Well, my child, I've never seen a female reincarnated being. I hope you do well in my universe. I release you from the chains of fate, Rumi Usagiyama, and I'm going to place you in a universe where your interference won't matter. Goodbye, my child. I'll be watching," the god said affectionately to "our" protagonist, placing her in a wooden basket wrapped in a blanket and leaving a note with her name for whoever finds her. He then sent her to a universe, directly to Earth.
• Earth, USA, Brooklyn •
In an orphanage, an old nun could be seen, her features kind and sweet. She was gentle and kind to everyone. That night, it was her turn to take care of the orphanage's upkeep. While she was performing her duties, she suddenly saw a light shining from the orphanage door. Her surprise was enormous, and she ran outside to see what it was, fearfully thinking it might be a fire. When she opened the door, she saw no light, only a basket containing one of the most beautiful creatures she had ever seen. It was a baby, but it was special, and she knew it. It had a radiant, naturally healthy brown skin, with pure white hair as delicate and beautiful as clouds. Its eyes were large and bright crimson. It had Asian features, more like Japanese, but all of that was just small details compared to its most striking feature: its ears. They were beautiful and had the appearance of a rabbit's. She was in the presence of a mutant, and she knew it. Mutants, as they were said on television, were demons who came to Earth and disguised themselves. of humans to cause chaos, but she didn't entirely believe that, and now she was sure of it, because such a beautiful girl couldn't come from hell.
"Poor little one, don't worry, I'll take care of you," said the nun as she picked up the baby and realized she had a note with her. 1
"Rumi Usagiyama, what a beautiful name, let's go in, I'll feed you," the nun said tenderly, having found a suitable name for the child.
Meanwhile, our "protagonist," who had just woken up, could only think with a touch of bitterness.
"This isn't how I planned it," he thought sadly for a moment before succumbing to sleep and drifting off, dreaming of being Superman even though he knew this dream would never come true.
• Earth, USA, Brooklyn •
In an orphanage, an old nun could be seen, her features kind and sweet. She was gentle and kind to everyone. That night, it was her turn to take care of the orphanage's upkeep. While she was performing her duties, she suddenly saw a light shining from the orphanage door. Her surprise was enormous, and she ran outside to see what it was, fearfully thinking it might be a fire. When she opened the door, she saw no light, only a basket containing one of the most beautiful creatures she had ever seen. It was a baby, but it was special, and she knew it. It had a radiant, naturally healthy brown skin, with pure white hair as delicate and beautiful as clouds. Its eyes were large and bright crimson. It had Asian features, more like Japanese, but all of that was just small details compared to its most striking feature: its ears. They were beautiful and had the appearance of a rabbit's. She was in the presence of a mutant, and she knew it. Mutants, as they were said on television, were demons who came to Earth and disguised themselves. of humans to cause chaos, but she didn't entirely believe that, and now she was sure of it, because such a beautiful girl couldn't come from hell.
"Poor little one, don't worry, I'll take care of you," said the nun as she picked up the baby and realized she had a note with her.
"Rumi Usagiyama, what a beautiful name, let's go in, I'll feed you," the nun said tenderly, having found a suitable name for the child.
Meanwhile, our "protagonist," who had just woken up, could only think with a touch of bitterness.
"This isn't how I planned it," he thought sadly for a moment before succumbing to sleep and drifting off, dreaming of being Superman even though he knew this dream would never come true.