Fuck it, a generic start. GO!!!
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I died. Why, you might ask? Well, I was showering, getting ready for bed, when some soap fell on the floor. Not noticing, I slipped and slammed my head on the faucet. Now I'm here in a pitch-black void, floating without a clue of how much time has passed, but I know more than a month has gone by. I know this because, actually, I don't know; I just got a feeling.
"Well, you would be right, but it has been over 2 thousand years since your death, and your soul has been floating here. I meant to get here sooner, but I was busy. Sorry," a voice suddenly assaulted his "ears," so loud it threatened to make him deaf.
So do I get to reincarnate and get three wishes like so many FF I have read in the past, almighty R.O.B.?
"Hahahahaah, yeah, sure, but the world will be chosen by roulette, so let's do that first, and then you can make your wishes," it said. A smirk could be heard in its voice, but I was too excited to hear it.
A massive wheel appears, brightening the void a bit as a slender hand comes from the void as it pulls a lever that is on the side of the wheel as it spins; many anime and movie worlds appear. O'boy, I hope I get a world like Kunosuba or DXD; even Demon King Daimon would be so good I could get a massive harem.
After a few more spins it landed on MHA. My "smile" dropped. I mean, I guess it has some good girls, but well, okay, beggars can't be choosers. When another wheel fell confused, I saw a sign over it, 'ROLE,' and the same slender hand came and spun it. After a few seconds, it landed on 'Main Character.' Damn, at least I can get One-For-All. My train of though was broken when another wheel fell again 'Difficulty' over it making me worry again; it was spun this time. Many difficulties appear, from extreme to easy and even nightmare.
Knowing my luck, I'll get easy because I'm the main character. How hard can it be for me? When it slowed down, it passed the difficulties that would make me sweat, and as it stopped on super easy 'sighing,' I relaxed.
~Tick~
I looked up at the wheel as showed 'Surprise.' Confused, I just decided it can't be hard.
"Now your wishes be quick; I have to go soon," it said with an impatient tone.
Okay, first I want a system that helps me level up with a store and with 1 billion in said store for me to use at the start. Second, I would like to be able to produce pheromones that attracted the opposite sex to me like moths to light. Third and finally, I would like to have the ability to travel the multiverse after I get bored of MHA.
"Okay, is that all of you?" It said as I disappeared.
Third-Person POV
"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA," a being's laugh shook the void as it laughed. "OMG, I have not laughed that hard in years. That child really thought he was special. He is lucky I was in a good mood and in need of a good show to watch. If that is really how kids think—that once they die, they would get a god to come and complete their wishes—that is such an insane way to think. He was not religious; he really did not get anywhere, so his soul was not really noticed by anyone that controlled the soul of his planet, But I hope he likes my "gifts." As it disappeared, we could see another soul fly by in the background, hopeless, as a eldritch creature came from the void and ate it, then going back to blending in with the background.
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~Crack~ ~Pop~
On the floor in a pool of his own blood, we can see a boy with dark green hair seem to heal, and the blood that was once on the floor seems to have a mind of its own as it goes back into the boy, but the boy seemed to be feeling everything as his eye seems to be screaming a silent scream as his mouth was broken, and being fixed must be painful. After what must have seemed like hours for the boy, he was fixed; sweat covered his body. Even the clothes he was wearing were fixed and clean from dirt and blood.
Crawling to the wall of the alley, he recounted his memories. First came his wishes, then Izuku's memories. Recounting the latest, wondering what happened, he met All Might and heard his words. He remembered what Bakugo said and followed his words to the letter. Dismissing it, he opened his system.
"Status," he thought excitedly.
[Name: Izuku Midoriya]
Str: G-
Dex: G+
Con: F-
Int: F
"Huh? What? Where is my shop and my pheromone producer powers?" He asked thin air. Looking up at the sky seeing it dark, his blood went cold "What about my chance of getting One-For-All?" again he said out loud, scared. when a system prompt appears in front of him.
[Look for dungeon to get stronger.]
"Where could I find these dungeons?" he asked as he stood up ready to find one.
[LOOK for dungeons to get stronger. Dumbass!!]
"WHAT? YOU'RE MY SYSTEM. DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT," he screamed, pissed at not getting what he asked for and not getting ridiculed by his system. 'Let's just go home and rest for tomorrow and since it's the weekend, I can go look since this system is no help.' He thought about trying to remember where he lived as he walked.
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After trial and error, he found his home. Walking to his apartment, he could see his "mom." On the couch sleeping as the T.V. was on showing some drama, waking past her, he put his key back in his pocket and went to his room, and after a long night, he fell asleep feeling mentally tired.
To Be Continued. . .