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If you possessed unmatched strength, what would you do?
Would you try to rule the world? Or would you be content ruling a small corner of it?
Lu Bu knew he didn't have the brains to rule the world. He was a warrior, not a politician. But the burning ambition in his chest never let him rest. He wanted fine wine, beautiful women, fame, fortune—he wanted to wrap his arms around the world and squeeze until it gave him what he deserved.
And he did. His whole life was spent chasing his own desires.
To historians, he was a villain. A brute with god-like strength but a treacherous heart. A fool who betrayed everyone.
But Lu Bu never felt guilty. He did what he had to do.
There was only one person he truly regretted failing. Just one. That was why he answered the Holy Grail's summons. Not for power, but for the chance to ask: Would she blame me? Or would she praise me for trying?
Lu Bu looked up at the starless night sky, a smirk hiding beneath his mask.
Enough thinking, he told himself. Time to work.
Right now, all he needed to do was enjoy the battlefield.
Facing Wayne's taunts, Lu Bu raised his Sky Piercer Halberd with one hand, pointing the deadly blade straight at the Master's nose.
WHOOSH!
A gust of wind erupted from his aura alone, whipping his massive cape and making his iconic twin-plumes shine under the glare of the spotlights.
"I am General Lu Bu!" his voice boomed like thunder. "Kneel before me, you nobodies, and I might make your deaths quick!"
[Chat]: [Fanboy]: OMG it's the Dynasty Warriors version! So cool!
[TechSupport]: Wait, his bow transforms into a halberd? What kind of Three Kingdoms tech is this?
[Critic]: I'm disappointed his halberd isn't just a giant stick. Author is scared to go full anime.
[Laomao_Fan]: Laomao (Emiya Kiritsugu face), stop staring at him like that. It's weird.
[LuBu_Official]: You want to challenge me? Do you even lift?
[Admin]: How are you posting videos in chat?
[Brave]: Wayne is actually insane.
[Maths]: Lu Bu is strong, but 30,000 robots? Even if they were 30,000 pigs, he'd get tired chopping them.
[Gambler]: All in on Laomao! 30 Shark Coins! Daddy needs a new pair of nightclub models!
[SafeBet]: I'm backing Wayne and The Professor. Quantity has a quality all its own.
The chat was split. Lu Bu was a legendary hero from the Dragon Country, renowned for his unmatched martial prowess. But 30,000 robots was a lot of metal to chew through.
However, the viewers underestimated just how terrifying the Flying General really was.
"You yellow-mouthed brat!" Lu Bu roared, stepping forward. "Today, your grandfather will chop off your head and use it as a chamber pot!"
Wayne, surprisingly, didn't back down.
"Oh yeah? Who's afraid of who?" Wayne screamed, grabbing a massive weapon from a nearby robot. "Give me the machine gun! You think I'm scared of a 'Slave of Three Surnames'?"
Freeze.
The air temperature dropped about fifty degrees.
Wayne had a talent for stepping on landmines, but this wasn't a landmine. This was a tactical nuke.
"Slave of Three Surnames." The ultimate insult. The one trigger phrase you never say to Lu Bu.
Lu Bu stopped. The murderous aura exploding off him was so intense that Laomao, watching from a nearby rooftop with a sniper rifle, nearly wet himself. even the soulless robots seemed to take an instinctive step back.
Wayne stood there, blinking. "What? Why are you all looking at me like I'm dead?"
The Professor, realizing the gravity of the situation, very quietly took a large step away from his friend. Friends are great, but when your friend decides to taunt a nuclear bomb, you get out of the blast zone.
[Chat]: [Observer]: Did The Professor just moonwalk away?
[Singer]: No singing in chat!
[LuBu]: You dare? You are this (thumbs up), if I don't kill you, I am this (thumbs down)!
[Scared]: I can feel the killing intent through my monitor. Laomao, you alive?
[TryIt]: Really? I'll try!
[Stop]: Don't try!
[MaverickFan]: Wait, are you the guy from Maverick's stream?
[Migrant]: Yeah, Maverick is just walking right now, so we jumped to Laomao's stream for the action.
[MeToo]: Me too!
[Repeater]: Me too!
As the chat flooded with "Me too!", the battle exploded.
Wayne hefted the minigun he'd snatched from an elite mechanical soldier. Lu Bu roared—a sound less human and more beast—and charged.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
The minigun spun up, spitting a tongue of fire. At the same time, the surrounding mechanical soldiers opened fire.
Thousands of bullets converged on Lu Bu.
But before they could touch him, Lu Bu swung his halberd. A single, one-handed horizontal sweep.
BOOM!
It wasn't just a swing; it was a hurricane. The air pressure alone tore the space apart. The shockwave hit the front line of robots—each weighing 400 pounds—and launched them into the sky like ragdolls. Hundreds of machines were scrapped in a single, contactless blow.
Lu Bu didn't even slow down. He didn't look at the wreckage. He just kept charging.
THUD. THUD. THUD.
Every step he took shattered the concrete, leaving deep craters. He was a freight train made of muscle and rage.
Wayne watched the giant closing in, and his bladder gave a warning twinge. But the weight of the minigun in his hands gave him a surge of desperate courage. He squeezed the trigger harder.
"I said die! Why won't you die?!" Wayne screamed, his fear mutating into hysterical excitement. "Eat lead! Taste Grandpa Wayne's special menu! Tomato Surprise! Scrambled Eggs! Beef! Chicken! Pork! Spare Ribs! EVERYTHING MUST GO!"
The minigun screamed at 6,000 rounds per minute. Wayne was vibrating so hard his teeth rattled, shouting random food items as he sprayed death.
Lu Bu didn't dodge.
Instead, he started spinning his halberd.
Whirrrrrrrr!
The weapon spun so fast it became a solid disc of steel, an impenetrable shield. Bullets sparked and ricocheted harmlessly off the spinning blade.
Wayne stared, stunned. He's blocking a minigun... with a stick?
Lu Bu closed the distance. He stopped spinning the halberd, gripped the handle with both hands, and swung it down toward Wayne's head with the force of a collapsing building.
"DIE!"
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