Heaven was breaking apart.
Clouds shattered.
Stars flickered.
Angels hid behind scrolls.
The Sterility Immortal roared:
"THAT LITTLE GIRL—
THAT DEMONIC CLEANING DEVIL—
SHE KILLED MY LEGION!
SHE KILLED MY GENERAL!
SHE KILLED THE ORIGINAL CLEANSER!"
A trembling officer raised a hand.
"M-My lord… please calm down…"
The Immortal grabbed him and screamed point-blank:
"DO I LOOK CALM TO YOU?!"
The officer fainted instantly.
The Immortal turned toward the mortal world.
Veins bulged.
"This is it.
I will descend personally.
I will show that child what TRUE sterilization is."
He snapped his fingers.
The sky cracked like a porcelain plate struck by a hammer.
A massive doorway opened—
THE STERILE GATE OF GODS.
White lightning surged out.
The Immortal stepped through.
---
⭐ 1. DUSTWIND FEELS THE PRESSURE
Back in the valley, a wave of cold, suffocating cleanliness crashed over everyone.
Tien dropped to his knees.
"OH NO—OH NO—OH NO—
THIS ISN'T NORMAL CLEAN—
THIS IS ***HEAVEN CLEAN***—!!"
Lin Ruyin coughed blood.
Aurelius steadied her.
"That aura… this must be the Sterility Immortal himself."
Auntie Bao held Miyu protectively.
"Stay close to Auntie, sweetie…"
Miyu blinked sleepily.
"…Stinky aura."
Tien screamed:
"MASTER—PLEASE DON'T INSULT HIM YET—!!"
ALKA-9's cauldron shook violently.
"This level of purification is beyond divine."
Lucina snapped her clipboard open.
"This battle will devastate the valley. Everyone, prepare."
Minn updated her tablet.
"Master's nap is being postponed due to emergency annihilation."
Everyone: **"Fair."**
---
⭐ 2. THE IMMORTAL APPEARS
The Sterile Gate expanded.
A colossal figure stepped out.
He stood three stories tall.
His robes were immaculate white.
His halo was a sterilizing sun.
His eyes glowed with purging order.
Every step disinfected the air so hard flowers wilted from over-cleaning.
Tien fainted immediately.
The Immortal pointed at Miyu.
"YOU."
He screamed with biblical rage.
"YOU CLEANING GREMLIN—
YOU HAVE MOCKED HEAVEN FOR THE LAST TIME!"
Miyu blinked.
"…You're loud."
Aurelius gasped.
"Master please—!!"
The Immortal exploded.
"You dare?!
I AM THE STERILITY IMMORTAL!
I WRITE THE RULES OF CLEANLINESS!
I SANITIZE GALAXIES!
I WASH REALITY!"
Miyu hugged her pillow.
"…Still loud."
The Immortal almost died from blood pressure.
---
⭐ 3. THE IMMORTAL'S CLEAN FREAK POWERS
He lifted his hand.
A wave of pure sterilization shot out—
so strong that:
• Trees evaporated
• Rocks melted into glass
• Clouds fled the sky
• A mountain in the distance became a bar of soap
Tien woke up just to faint again.
Lin Ruyin staggered.
"This is…too strong!"
ALKA-9 tried to reinforce the barrier—
her cauldron cracked.
Lucina's clipboard caught fire.
Minn's tablet vibrated so fast it screamed.
Auntie Bao held Miyu tightly.
"Miyu… don't push yourself…"
Miyu floated forward.
"…I'm okay."
She pointed at the Immortal.
"…Dirty."
He twitched.
"What did you SAY—?!"
---
⭐ 4. HOLY ANGER MODE
The Immortal's face flushed pure white.
"NOBODY calls me dirty!
I AM THE GOD OF CLEANLINESS!
I AM THE PINNACLE OF PURITY!
I—AM—THE—LAW!"
Lightning cracked behind him.
His robe straightened dramatically.
His halo enlarged to eclipse the valley.
He raised both hands.
"I WILL CLEANSE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!
HEAVENLY ULTIMATE—
ABSOLUTE TOTAL EXTREME STERILIZATION—!!"
A sphere of blinding white energy formed.
A miniature SUN of purification.
Tien screamed:
"THAT'S A PLANET-KILLER—!!"
Aurelius roared:
"MASTER! RUN!"
Auntie Bao screamed:
"MIYU NO—!!"
But Miyu floated forward.
Her pillow glowed.
Her eyes narrowed.
"…Noisy."
---
⭐ 5. MIYU'S AURA SHIFTS
Her CleanSpace expanded.
A quiet wave of purity—
gentle
soft
warm
—but infinitely more terrifying.
The valley brightened.
Colors deepened.
Air purified.
The Immortal's sun attack began to shrink.
"What—
WHAT ARE YOU—?!"
Miyu:
"…Tired."
She raised her pillow.
Light rippled.
Calm.
Peaceful.
Deadly.
The Immortal felt fear for the first time in eons.
He stepped back.
"No… no…
NO—!!!"
---
⭐ 6. THE PILLOW VS THE SUN
The Immortal hurled his cleansing sun downward.
Miyu lifted her pillow up—
*fwump.*
And tapped the sun.
The explosion froze.
Compressed.
Dissolved.
Into a tiny white bubble.
Then:
*pop.*
Gone.
Tien shrieked:
"THAT'S IT.
I'M QUITTING THE SECT—!!"
Aurelius fell to his knees.
"Impossible…"
Lin Ruyin cried tears of existential crisis.
Auntie Bao looked proud.
"That's my baby."
The Sterility Immortal screamed louder than storm gods.
"HOW?!!
HOW DID YOU CLEAR MY ATTACK WITH A PILLOW—?!"
Miyu blinked.
"…Dirty loud man."
He nearly fainted.
---
⭐ 7. ENDING — THE GOD OF STERILITY TAKES HER SERIOUSLY
The Immortal cracked his neck.
"You want a real fight?
Fine.
I will no longer hold back."
He reached upward—
and tore open the sky itself.
A second halo appeared.
A third.
A fourth.
His aura multiplied tenfold.
A tidal wave of divine pressure crashed over the valley.
Even ALKA-9 overloaded.
Lucina staggered.
Minn almost dropped her tablet.
Auntie Bao hugged Miyu tighter.
The Immortal pointed his spear at her.
"CHILD.
YOU CLEANED MY ARMY.
YOU CLEANED MY GENERAL.
YOU CLEANED MY CLEANER."
He roared:
"I WILL END YOU MYSELF."
Miyu's pillow glowed.
"…Okay."