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Chapter 71 - CHAPTER 71 — THE HEAVEN-SHATTERING CLASH (MIYU VS THE STERILITY IMMORTAL, PART I)

The Sterility Immortal's seven halos spun like saw blades, tearing the clouds apart.

His aura sterilized the sky so violently that birds immediately gave up flying and relocated to a different continent.

He raised his spear.

"MIYU!

TODAY YOU FACE THE GOD OF CLEANLINESS HIMSELF!"

Miyu floated up, pillow in hand.

"…You talk too much."

Tien, half-conscious, croaked:

"SHE'S TAUNTING A GOD AGAIN—WHY ARE WE STILL HERE—?!"

Aurelius steadied him.

"Because leaving would also kill us."

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⭐ 1. THE IMMORTAL ATTACKS FIRST

The Immortal lunged.

His spear thrust generated a shockwave that:

• Flattened mountains

• Sliced the clouds into cubes

• Straightened every disciple's spine instantly

• Caused Tien's life to flash before his eyes

• Gave Solene's art tablet PTSD

Miyu lifted her pillow—

*FWUMP.*

The shockwave split around her like water.

The Sterility Immortal froze.

"You blocked my Supreme Sterile Pierce…

with a PILLOW?!"

Miyu blinked.

"…Fluffy."

Tien screamed:

"SOMEBODY BAN PILLOWS—IT'S A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION—!!"

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⭐ 2. HEAVEN'S SECOND FORMATION

The Immortal snarled.

"SOLDIERS!

CIRCLE FORMATION!"

Thousands of shimmering spirits rose from the cracks of the shattered sky.

Heaven's elite.

Divine.

Pure.

Lethal.

They formed rings around Miyu.

The Immortal commanded:

"INITIATE—

HOLY SPIN CYCLE!"

The soldiers rotated at impossible speed, becoming a gigantic celestial washing machine.

Aurelius gasped.

"This technique… can grind an immortal into atoms!"

Tien sobbed:

"WHY DOES HEAVEN DO LAUNDRY LIKE THIS?!"

The spinning vortex of soldiers closed around Miyu—

And swallowed her.

The vortex exploded.

Light.

Storm.

Shockwaves.

Dustwind disciples shielded themselves.

Silence fell.

Then—

Miyu floated calmly out of the vortex.

Her pillow glowed.

"…Messy."

The entire washing-machine formation collapsed.

Every soldier inside was forcefully reorganized into a tidy stack on the ground.

A pyramid of divine soldiers.

Perfectly aligned.

The Sterility Immortal screamed:

"STOP ORGANIZING MY ARMY—!!"

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⭐ 3. THE IMMORTAL GOES ALL OUT

He activated all seven halos.

"HEAVENLY CLEANSE—

PURITY APOCALYPSE!"

The halos expanded, fusing into a colossal ring of divine sterilization that encircled the entire valley.

The earth cracked.

The sky turned white.

Even the sun flickered.

Aurelius shouted:

"He's trying to erase the entire Dustwind Valley!"

ALKA-9 deployed barriers.

Lucina adjusted formations.

Minn screamed as she updated Miyu's schedule in real-time.

"Master, emergency cleaning output required!"

Miyu looked up.

Her expression remained blank.

"…No."

She raised her hand.

Her domain expanded—

**CLEANSPACE: DEEP MODE.**

The world brightened.

Colors sharpened.

Every molecule aligned.

Tien's hair styled itself.

Lin Ruyin's posture reached perfection.

Aurelius's sword leveled up from sheer proximity.

And the Immortal's apocalypse ring—

stopped.

Frozen mid-collapse.

He choked.

"WHAT—WHAT DID YOU DO—?!"

Miyu blinked.

"…Fixed it."

The ring straightened itself…

corrected its geometry…

and politely dissipated.

The Immortal staggered like someone punched by reality.

"You…

You FIXED my apocalyptic spell…?!"

Miyu nodded.

"…Ugly shape."

The Immortal HOWLED.

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⭐ 4. CLOSE COMBAT — CLEAN FREAKS COLLIDE

He teleported forward.

His spear and Miyu's pillow clashed.

*CLANG. FWUMP.*

The impact split the valley into two halves.

The sky cracked like porcelain.

The Immortal gritted his teeth.

"HOW IS YOUR PILLOW STRONGER THAN MY DIVINE SPEAR?!"

Miyu:

"…You're weak."

He screamed:

"I AM A GOD!!!"

Miyu tilted her head.

"…Still weak."

Tien:

"WE'RE GONNA DIE FROM SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT—!!"

The Immortal swung again.

Miyu tapped the spear.

It bent into a perfect 90° angle.

He dropped it.

"MY SPEAR—!! THAT WAS A HOLY RELIC—!!"

Miyu pointed at him.

"…Crooked face."

"MY FACE IS NOT CROOKED—!!!"

She tapped his cheek lightly.

His jaw cracked into a perfectly aligned shape.

He screamed in pain AND shame.

"STOP CORRECTING ME—!!!"

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⭐ 5. THE IMMORTAL'S LAST GAMBLE

Breathing hard, the Immortal raised his arms.

"I DIDN'T WANT TO USE THIS—

BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!"

Light burst from his chest.

An eighth halo began to form.

A forbidden one.

A sinful one.

The Halo of Absolute Sterility.

Angels screamed in Heaven.

A seal shattered.

A taboo broke.

Tien fainted instantly.

Aurelius cursed under his breath.

"Oh no…

That halo erases EVERYTHING.

Spirit. Body. Soul. History."

ALKA-9's eyes widened.

"If this halo completes…

the entire region will cease to exist."

Auntie Bao held Miyu tighter.

"Sweetie… please be careful…"

The Immortal extended the halo.

He roared:

"CHILD—THIS IS THE END!

VANISH FROM EXISTENCE!"

A blinding sphere formed.

Reality tore.

Wind howled.

The halo surged toward Miyu like a sun falling from the sky.

Miyu lifted her pillow slowly.

Her eyes sharpened.

"…Annoying."

She tapped the pillow.

Just once.

A soft sound.

*fwmp.*

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