Silence.
Even the wind refused to move.
Miyu floated calmly in front of the Original Cleanser.
Small.
Weak-looking.
A little sleepy.
Still hugging her pillow.
But everyone in Dustwind felt it.
The shift.
The pressure.
The moment when the universe itself whispered:
**"Run."**
The Original Cleanser tilted their head.
"…You are the anomaly.
You do not follow the rules of cleansing."
Miyu blinked.
"…Your aura is ugly."
Tien screamed:
"WHY DID SHE SAY THAT TO A GOD—?!"
Aurelius clenched his fists.
"Everyone, prepare. This will not be a normal battle."
Auntie Bao held her breath.
ALKA-9 scanned the Cleanser.
"Power level… beyond divine.
Master… please be careful."
Miyu stepped forward.
"…Don't touch Auntie."
The Cleanser raised a hand.
"A threat to order must be erased."
A pulse of sterilizing force shot out—
a wave that erased everything it touched.
Grass vanished.
Rocks vanished.
Air vanished.
It reached Miyu—
and broke like soap bubbles.
The Cleanser froze.
"…Impossible."
---
⭐ 1. THE CLEAN FREAK CLASH
Miyu lifted her pillow.
Tapped it gently.
A shockwave of pure cleanliness erupted outward.
The Cleanser raised a sterile shield—
it shattered instantly.
The Cleanser counterattacked:
"Heaven's First Law—
PERFECT ERASURE!"
Beams of white light rained from the sky.
Miyu blinked.
"…Crooked."
She corrected the angle of the beam with her finger.
It reversed.
And hit the Cleanser.
"…???"
Tien screamed:
"SHE FIXED THE ATTACK AND SENT IT BACK—!!"
Lin Ruyin fainted.
Jin Haru hid behind his cube (which transformed into a helmet).
---
⭐ 2. COSMIC CLEANLINESS TECHNIQUES
The Cleanser spread their arms.
"SEVENTH SANITATION RING—
FULL ACTIVATION."
Seven enormous glowing rings formed behind them.
Each ring emitted sterilizing rays.
They fired.
*ZAAAAAP.*
Entire mountains in the distance were disinfected into nonexistence.
Miyu pointed.
"…Too much."
She raised one finger.
And—
*POP.*
All seven rings exploded into confetti.
The Cleanser staggered.
"…You… destroyed Heaven's greatest sanitation weapon… with a finger?"
Miyu blinked.
"…Ugly."
Tien: "WHY DOES SHE BULLY COSMIC WEAPONS—?!"
---
⭐ 3. CLOSE COMBAT CLEANLINESS
The Cleanser teleported.
Appearing behind Miyu with a blade of pure sterility.
"FINAL CUT—ORDER RESTORED!"
The blade swung down—
Miyu leaned slightly sideways.
The blade missed by a hair.
She tapped the Cleanser's wrist.
*CRACK.*
The Cleanser's arm bent into a perfect 90-degree angle.
The Cleanser choked.
"…What… did you do…?"
Miyu:
"…Fixing."
She jabbed his shoulder.
*CRACK.*
Then his other shoulder.
*CRACK.*
Then his spine.
*CRACK-CRACK-CRACK.*
Lin Ruyin fainted again.
Aurelius whispered:
"She…
She's correcting his posture into oblivion."
The Cleanser staggered, unable to move properly.
"You…
You are too clean…"
Miyu floated close.
Her eyes expressionless.
Her voice soft.
"…You attacked Auntie."
---
⭐ 4. THE CLEAN FREAK MELTDOWN
The Cleanser summoned all remaining power.
"HEAVENLY CLEANSE—
ABSOLUTE EXTINCTION!"
A blinding explosion erupted—
enough to wipe out a continent.
Dustwind disciples braced for death.
But something massive surged behind Miyu.
Something terrifying.
**CLEANSPACE: FULL DOMAIN.**
The entire valley shifted into a perfect sanctuary of cleanliness.
Miyu whispered:
"…No."
Her domain compressed the explosion—
folded it—
and threw it away like dirty laundry.
Tien: "SHE JUST YEETED AN EXTINCTION ATTACK—!!"
Aurelius bowed.
"This is true mastery…"
The Cleanser fell to one knee.
Their form flickering.
"How…
How is a mere child…
cleaner than all of Heaven—?!"
Miyu floated down.
Placed her hand on their forehead.
"…You're messy inside."
The Cleanser tried to resist.
"NO—
MY MIND IS PURE—!!"
Miyu:
"…Crooked thoughts."
She tapped.
The Cleanser screamed—
as all their internal "impurity"
—their arrogance, their fear, their stress—
was forcibly scrubbed.
They collapsed.
A shaking mess.
For the first time in eternity—
they felt unclean.
---
⭐ 5. MIYU'S FINAL CLEAN
Miyu raised her pillow.
The Cleanser's eyes widened.
"…Wait—
WAIT—
I CAN BE CLEAN—
WE CAN NEGOTIATE—!!"
Miyu looked down at them.
Expression blank.
"…Dirty."
*SWHUMP.*
Her pillow hit the Cleanser's head.
The divine entity—
Heaven's ultimate weapon—
The Original Cleanser—
shattered into a beautiful cloud of white sparkles.
Gone.
Completely purified.
The universe held its breath.
---
⭐ 6. AFTERMATH
Miyu floated down softly.
"…Done."
She hugged her pillow.
Auntie Bao ran to her and scooped her up.
"My baby! You did so well—!"
Miyu nuzzled into her chest.
"…He touched Auntie.
Dirty."
Auntie Bao laughed while crying.
Tien collapsed.
"I'm going to develop heart problems…"
Lin Ruyin regained posture while passed out.
Aurelius kneeled respectfully.
"Master Miyu…
You defeated a heavenly myth."
ALKA-9 bowed.
"Master is absolute purity."
Lucina wrote in her clipboard.
"Enemy: Removed.
Efficiency: High.
Psychological damage to allies: Moderate to severe."
Minn noted on her tablet:
"Master's next nap scheduled immediately."
Everyone: "That is the most important part."
---
⭐ 7. ENDING — HEAVEN BREAKS
Far above—
Heaven shook violently.
The Sterility Immortal saw the sparkles of the Cleanser's death.
He stared.
Silent.
Frozen.
Then:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—!!!"
He smashed his throne into atoms.
His aura cracked the sky.
He screamed until angels fainted.
"M-MY ORIGINAL CLEANSER—
MY FINAL SANITATION WEAPON—
SHE CLEANED IT TO DEATH—?!"
He pointed at the mortal world.
"She leaves me no choice…
I MUST DESCEND MYSELF."
The final boss was coming.