Uchiha Miyuki: "This is fucking insane! You opened the door and let even more crazy shit pour in!"
Eriri Sawamura: "It's like watching a fireworks show… if the fireworks were the size of planets."
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "It really is beautiful… but terrifying, too. A single punch destroying a planet millions of times larger than Earth? And this isn't even Jaeger's full strength…"
Luo Hao: "Jaeger has absorbed less than 1% of the energy from those 150 solar-type stars. And yet he's already at this level?"
Esdeath: "…I'm starting to accept that I'll never get the chance to conquer or ravage Jaeger in this life. Honestly, that kinda stings."
Karuizawa Kei: "Wanna try something easier? Like being Mr. Jaeger's loyal dog with me?"
Esdeath: "Tch! Never mind then… I'll just keep grinding."
Jibril: "So, what is Jaeger now, exactly? Human? Protoss? God? Or something else entirely?"
Luo Hao: "That depends on how Jaeger defines himself."
Jaeger: "Human. Always have been. Humans chase money, lust, comfort... and that hasn't changed. Probably never will."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Yeah, sure. Just a human who can nuke tens of thousands of Earths with a single punch and incinerate millions with a sneeze. My bad—I'm holding humanity back."
Jibril: "..."Honestly, I'm just glad Jaeger got isekai'd into the Pirate World instead of mine. If he'd landed in my world… I probably would've volunteered to become his ultimate release weapon—ah, I mean mass destruction weapon, of course~ Fufufu~"
Shinobu Kochou: "...What kind of lewd nonsense is that supposed to be, Jibril-san?!"
Yamamoto Mei: "Don't mind her. She's like Esdeath—brain wired for survival of the fittest. Morally warped. Skip it."
Jibril: "Hehehe~"
Naturally, the group's discussion revolved around the insane battle between Jaeger and Scathach.
Actually—no. Calling it a "battle" was generous. It was a demonstration. A live broadcast of how far beyond mortal Jaeger had become.
On the first move, before Scathach could even raise a hand, a lifeless planet tens of thousands of times larger than Earth was reduced to cosmic dust—by nothing but Jaeger's physical strength.
No Noble Phantasm. No magic. Just raw, absurd muscle.
That one punch was enough for Scathach's instinct to cry out:
"If this hits me, I die. Instantly."
Immortality, after all, only means something against equals. Against someone like Jaeger, immortality was a joke.
Like trying to dodge the sun with an umbrella.
The difference in strength was the same as comparing the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to a basic Sharingan.
Sure, it sounds powerful—but if you can't see the death lines of something that big, you might as well not have eyes at all.
And then, as if to rub it in—
Jaeger, still holding a dazed Scathach in his arms, tested his solar power.
With a flick, he incinerated a planet millions of times larger than Earth.
No…
Calling it "solar fire" now might be selling it short.
Even if Jaeger had only absorbed a fraction of the energy from those 150 suns, his solar power had reached a state of pure annihilation. That star he reduced to cinders was the proof.
Even the real sun wouldn't survive if Jaeger went all out.
Pirate World — Unnamed Planet Near "Earth"
Once upon a time, interstellar travel would've taken time. Now?
Jaeger zips between galaxies like it's a morning jog.
"I spent so long chasing death in that damn memory copy…"
Scathach gave a weak, wry smile in Jaeger's arms.
"But now, I don't want to die at all. Funny how that works. Looking back, that version of me was kind of a joke."
Jaeger chuckled. "If you've still got things you want… that means you've got something worth living for."
He paused, eyes twinkling. "So, as the proud owner of this trophy—ready to start training your student?"
"Mhm… Let's begin with runes!"
Scathach nodded seriously, raising her soft, palm to clasp Jaeger's hand.
The contrast was almost divine—this gentle hand could slay gods without a second thought.
"Runes first, then the real lessons, huh?"
Jaeger raised an eyebrow and shut off the chat group's live broadcast.
Uchiha Miyuki: "??? Why cut the stream?! Jaeger! You traitor! Are we just peasants to you?!"
Tohsaka Sakura: "Maybe Scathach-san just wanted privacy… she's sharing the secrets of rune magic, after all…"
Uchiha Miyuki: "You don't get it, Sakura! I don't care about runes! I care about the plot. The student-teacher plot! Oh, my powerful and beautiful master! You won't give me your heart, but you won't even let me see the footage?!"
Tohsaka Sakura: "Miyuki-senpai, you're… kind of gross."
Scathach: "…Sorry. I only admire warriors capable of killing me. You're not one of them."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Uuuuuuuugh… the agony of being weak…"
Jibril: "Accept it. Weaklings don't even get to flirt. Maybe go back to doing your daily tasks, or start small—like breaking into the Naruto World on a deeper scale."
Yamamoto Mei: "Tch. Like that loser could ever invade the Naruto World. Try again in your next life."
Uchiha Miyuki: "!!! You violent Shinigami witch! Always looking down on me!"
Scathach, with her demonic clairvoyance and battle sense, was naturally a perfect teacher.
Even though Jaeger had survived countless battles, when it came to actual combat techniques, he was still a scrub compared to her.
After a few sessions, he was already picking up new tricks like crazy.
He also memorized all 18 original rune characters—gifted by Odin himself.
They were absurdly flexible—capable of almost anything in theory.
Sure, they weren't as powerful as Jaeger's base strength. But their versatility made them incredibly useful—especially outside of combat.
Of course…
No one really believed Jaeger called Scathach "Master" just to learn runes.
The real lessons were in her combat knowledge. And perhaps… something else.
"Even though the mission time isn't up yet, I gotta return to my world for a bit."
Jaeger adjusted his sweater—still inscribed with runes—and shot Scathach a look.
She teased him with a raised eyebrow.
"What? Leaving already? You're not just taking those black stockings of mine to do lewd things with them, are you?"
"…I'm not that perverted."
Jaeger's mouth twitched.
Since becoming his "teacher," Scathach had become… bolder. Way bolder.
"Hmph. You asked for it when you made me use my legs on you! Did you enjoy my thick thighs? That was a God-Slaying Strike from the Goddess of the Shadow Kingdom. Nearly cost you a rare collector's item."
With a smug little laugh, Scathach turned into a violet-black wisp of light—and vanished.
"Collector's item…? It's all mine now anyway. What's the point of collecting a pair of stockings?"
Jaeger muttered to himself, a smile tugging at his lips.
He tore open space again and stepped back toward the Pirate World.
There were still things to take care of.
Scathach was an amazing teacher—but there were others waiting.
Yamato, Gion, Kei Karuizawa, Nico Olvia…
Rain and dew must fall evenly. Can't let the battlefield turn into a Shura Field, after all.
A few days later…
In the past few days, Jaeger took his four girls on a whirlwind tour of the Pirate World—Sky Island, Fish-Man Island, Impel Down, Vegapunk's forbidden bank zone, and even the Holy Land, Mary Geoise.
—
Olvia, the scholar among them, fell completely in love with Vegapunk's lab.
Her vast knowledge impressed even the top genius scientist in the world. Vegapunk, while impressed, couldn't help but scoff:
"Loyal to Jaeger, a Celestial Dragon dog… what a waste of genius."
Once upon a time, Olvia might've secretly agreed.
But after witnessing the absolute devastation of Rogue Town firsthand, she understood.
If she wanted to keep chasing the truth of history, then becoming Jaeger's loyal dog was her only chance.
In fact, she thought Vegapunk himself might be in danger if he didn't fall in line with Jaeger sooner rather than later.
—
Gion, on the other hand, was obsessed with Impel Down.
She excitedly challenged pirate swordsmen and even had a duel with Shiryu of the Rain.
The latter once again begged Jaeger to accept him as a loyal dog.
Jaeger declined.
Because no matter how loyal he was…
Jaeger didn't want a crusty old uncle as his loyal dog.
He only accepted beautiful women.
Yamato?
She was completely different.
She loved Mary Geoise—not for its scenery, but for the opportunity to bash Celestial Dragons over the head with her club.
Each time she knocked one unconscious, it brought her the same joy as whacking Kaido.
The more arrogant they were, the more she wanted to crack their skulls.
Eventually, over a dozen Celestial Dragons filed formal complaints.
Saint Topman Warcury had no choice but to appear in person.
—
The result?
One look into Jaeger's right eye—the blazing solar sigil—and the Five Elders froze like statues.
Yamato grinned, then proceeded to clobber two of them into swollen pulp right in front of everyone.
From that day on, they never dared raise their voices to Jaeger again.
—
As for Karuizawa Kei...
At first, her favorite place was Fish-Man Island—a fairy-tale paradise she had long dreamed of.
But now?
She hated it.
Because mermaids, beautiful and exotic, were basically the embodiment of male fantasy.
And Jaeger… was no exception.
Worse, they ran into Saint Mjosgard—a Celestial Dragon backed by CP agents—trying to kidnap mermaids.
Jaeger immediately twisted his head into a spiral like an overused toothpaste tube.
Using his superior Celestial Dragon rank, he saved the mermaids and was warmly welcomed by Princess Otohime.
Very warmly.
Because Princess Otohime's body was fragile, Jaeger even used the ancient runes he just learned to reinforce her.
Somewhere in Valhalla, Odin was probably flipping a table.
This was why Kei started hating Fish-Man Island.
She knew she was Jaeger's loyal dog and wasn't supposed to get jealous—but the mission had only lasted a few days and this walking marshmallow of a princess had already stolen half the spotlight.
Of course, Jaeger wouldn't just enjoy the hospitality for free.
After one call, Rear Admiral "Tea Dolphin" brought in a Navy garrison to permanently station on Fish-Man Island.
From that moment, Fish-Man Island became Jaeger's private territory.
Every mermaid on it?
His property.
No pirate or slaver dared get close again—anyone who tried ended up in thousands of bloody pieces, nailed to the coral walls.
King Neptune had… mixed feelings.
Sad, because all the mermaids now belonged to Jaeger.
Relieved, because his people were finally safe from persecution.
And Princess Otohime?
She accepted it willingly.
If her sacrifice meant Fish-Man Island could be protected by a god, then so be it.
She seemed pretty damn happy about it, too.
The next morning.
Jaeger awoke in Ryugu Palace's most luxurious chamber, surrounded by a few lovingly affectionate mermaids.
Karuizawa Kei entered with a jealous pout.
"Our mission's almost over, Mr. Jaeger."
She glared daggers at the mermaids as they left, their perfect bodies swaying out of the room.
Then she softly muttered, "You've been ignoring Esdeath's messages in the chat group. She even mentioned you in her sleep."
"I get it."
Jaeger chuckled, pulling Kei into his lap.
He quite liked this passionate girl who claimed to be his loyal dog.
"Don't be jealous. You and I are eternal. These mermaids… give them ten, twenty years, they'll fade. You won't."
"…Sorry, Mr. Jaeger. I overstepped."
Kei blushed and lowered her gaze, scolding herself inwardly.
She quickly changed the topic.
"You should check the chat group now. What if Esdeath really needs you?"
"Alright."
Still holding Kei on his lap, Jaeger opened the group window.
Jaeger: "@Esdeath, what's up? I remember you were fighting Aokiji. Did you win?"
Esdeath: "That's what I wanted to talk about. I did win… but the bastard escaped. Damn it! Aizen's transformation is so annoying! That Kuzan can fly now!"
Aizen Sosuke: "...I'm sorry, but flight is a basic ability for Hollows and Shinigami. You didn't know?"
Jibril: "Pfft—wait, Esdeath can't fly?!"
Esdeath: "Of course not!! I wield the power of the God of War, the Ice-Ice Fruit, and Teigu of Icet! Flying was never my point!"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Damn. Even I can fly using Susanoo!"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "I'm a Mythical Zoan beast-type dragon. Of course I can fly~"
Eriri Sawamura: "Nine-tailed fox here~ Can't fly naturally, but I can transform into anything that can fly."
Yamamoto Mei: "Shinigami can all fly. Mr. Jaeger literally has the Eye of Horus—the treasure of the sky god. At this point, the number of people in the group who can't fly is… not great."
Karuizawa Kei: "..."
Esdeath: "Yeah, yeah, I KNOW! Jaeger even let you use his Thunder Noble Phantasm for flying before! But it's not the same!"
Esdeath: "I had to chase Aokiji across the sea with my Teigu like a freaking maniac, and he just flew away. I've never felt such shame!"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Wait—you're leaving the Pirate World?"
Esdeath: "Yeah. Back to my own world now."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Perfect! I just triggered a mission here. I'll wait for Kei to return, then post it!"
Yamamoto Mei: "Wait, wasn't that a system mission? Or did the chat group assign it?"
Uchiha Madara: "It was both. The system and the group posted the same mission. And of course this weakling abandoned the solo path to leech from the group. Typical. Disgrace to the Uchiha name. Worst Uchiha I've ever seen!"
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