Uchiha Madara: "I've never seen a lazier woman than Uchiha Miyuki. Every day she screams about hard work and battle but after two hours of training, she runs off chasing girls. Ridiculous!"
Uchiha Madara: "What's become of the Uchiha clan? Pathetic! If she didn't have the system and chat group acting as cheat codes, I doubt she could even reach ordinary Kage-level in her life!"
Uchiha Miyuki: "...Hey, I'm not that bad, right? With foresight and support, maybe I can't touch Six Paths level, but Super Kage? Pretty doable~"
Uchiha Madara: "Super Kage level? You? Without the system, you wouldn't even unlock Eternal Mangekyō! You think you can master Eight Gates through hard work? Your effort isn't even one ten-thousandth of Might Guy's!"
Yamamoto Mei: "Haha! I didn't expect the first person to curse out that Uchiha slut would be Madara himself. This is getting interesting!"
Esdeath: "Back in my world now… Hmph. Miyuki should've been scolded long ago. If you've got a system but don't work hard, aren't you just a pampered noble trash?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Stop it, stop it! Waaaah! I swear I'll grind hard once I'm done with this mission!"
Luo Hao: "So what is your mission this time? Madara said both your system and the chat group gave you the same one?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Well, not exactly the same. The chat group's version has more details. At first, I thought it was a normal mission… but then it got spicy."
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Spicy? Don't tell me… there's another transmigrator in the Naruto world?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Strictly speaking… not a transmigrator, but yeah, they're tied to one. Anyway, should I post the task now?"
Yamamoto Mei: "Wait. Karuizawa Kei hasn't left the Pirate World yet. Plus, we've got new members joining soon, right? Might be better to wait—it'll help them settle in faster."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Hmm… fair enough. You're right."
Karuizawa Kei: "Alright then, I'll head back to my world!"
One Piece World.
Karuizawa Kei pouted and curled into Jaeger's arms.
"Seven days passed too fast… I wanna stay with you a few more days."
Jaeger gently stroked her silky blond hair and chuckled.
"Go back and rest for now. There'll be plenty more chances in the future. Besides, aren't you curious who the next new member is? They might even help you grow stronger."
"Tch, I've got your Lightning Noble Phantasm—what more do I need?" Kei said proudly, though she still glared slightly.
"Unlike Esdeath, I'm not some crazy women who wants to conquer everyone. I just wanna be a happy, obedient little dog for you."
With a final deep kiss, she dissolved into black lightning and vanished from his embrace.
Moments later, the system notifications rang through the chat group.
[Congratulations to group members Esdeath, Scathach, and Karuizawa Kei for completing the mission: One Piece]
[Karuizawa Kei's performance: Good – Reward: 2 One Piece World Lottery Tickets]
[Esdeath's performance: Good – Reward: 2 One Piece World Lottery Tickets]
[Scathach's performance: Excellent – Reward: 3 One Piece World Lottery Tickets]
[Additional Reward Issued. New Member Invitation Activated.]
[New Member "Angel Leng" has joined the chat group.]
Uchiha Miyuki: "Huh? Angel Leng? From Super Seminary—that 3D Chinese animated series originally based on League of Legends? We've got another Chinese in the chat group?!"
Yamamoto Mei: "Please tell me she doesn't go around yelling 'China number one.' Sorry, that sounded racist."
Luo Hao: "A divine being, huh? Seems this newcomer's world is interesting. Is she a mythological angel?"
Jibril: "Angel… That's one race I don't have in my collection yet."
Uchiha Miyuki: "They're alien angels. Most of them are beautiful, pale-skinned big breasted. Tens of thousands of them! I'm hyped!"
Tohsaka Sakura: "T-Tens of thousands of big breasted angels...?"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Isn't that the classic setup for a massive harem full of celestial Chinese beauties? I bet Jaeger-kun will be thrilled to… 'dominate' them."
Sawamura Eriri: "Tens of thousands of angelic girls, the whole civilization ruled by women, no pity, no restraint… This is gold-tier light novel material! My inspiration's going nuts!!"
Jaeger: "Tch… Don't get too comfortable. That angel might not be at my level, but she's still powerful. She won't kill you, but she might beat your ass during a group mission."
Eriri Sawamura: "Eh? That strong?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "She's not weak. Some techniques in her world can blow up stars. The angel civilization is an interstellar empire capable of full-scale universal war. In this group, only Saitama and Jaeger outrank them in raw power."
Eriri Sawamura: "W-Wait… she's an intergalactic war goddess?!"
Yamamoto Mei: "Not exactly. Her faction is the overlord. She's a royal guard under Queen Keisha. In the original story, she's over 10,000 years old and has fought countless wars. Still, we don't know what point in the timeline she's from."
Eriri Sawamura: "Immortal war veterans… whatever! It's not like we can hurt each other anyway, right? And I didn't say anything that bad!"
Angel Leng: "Hmph. If you were in front of me, I'd have already sliced you in half. I wouldn't even care if I got expelled from this chat group. You dare to lust after Queen Keisha so disgustingly? Disgraceful."
Eriri Sawamura: "Okay! Very scary! That's an occupational hazard, right?! I didn't mean anything weird! Believe me!"
Luo Hao: "Hmm~ Our newcomer adapted fast. Just one minute in and already aware that killing group members leads to expulsion?"
Angel Leng: "In our world, technology creates gods. A single divine-level CPU can scan a planet's data in minutes. Reading group logs is trivial."
Angel Leng: "But… seeing Queen Keisha offline, and Hua Ye returning… it's hard to accept."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Chinese onee-san! You finished your memory copy already?!"
Angel Leng: "Yeah. In it, I get killed by my own teacher… it was a terrible death. But I'll get my revenge. Also, why is my memory copy incomplete?"
Yamamoto Mei: "Probably because your world hasn't been fully completed yet. Could be a timeline issue."
Angel Leng: "Maybe… But whatever. At least now I've seen the future. I'm sure Queen Keisha will be interested too."
Luo Hao: "You're planning to tell her about the chat group?"
Angel Leng: "Of course! Queen Keisha is our sovereign and my faith. No angel should hide something like this from her. Even if revealing it risks death, I'll find a way to let her know."
Jibril: "Ah, so loyal. Unlike me—been fantasizing about murdering my creator, Lord Artosh, for years."
Esdeath: "Another loyal dog? Yawn. I'll never understand how people with power choose such boring lives."
Angel Leng: "Hmph! Angels represent justice and order. We've maintained peace across the universe for tens of thousands of years. Unlike you—a twisted woman who glorifies war and domination."
Esdeath: "At least I have personality, angel-bot."
Jaeger: "…"
Yamamoto Mei: "…"
Utaha: "…damn."
Karuizawa Kei: "Seriously? She just got here and she's already arguing? If you don't change your attitude soon, one day someone will teach you a lesson. Not everyone's as patient as me."
Esdeath: "Huh"
Yamamoto Mei: "Okay, okay, enough bickering. Esdeath, what's going on with you lately? First you fought with Kei Karuizawa, and now you're clashing with Angel Leng who literally just joined the group?"
Jaeger: "She's got a point. I get that the chat group's like one big family, and conflicts are bound to happen… but every day? Come on. Even if Esdeath isn't totally in the wrong, this ain't sustainable."
Esdeath: "…Fine. Okay."
Scathach: "You let Kuzan escape, didn't you? That's probably why you're so cranky. Come on, go roll the lottery already. Maybe you'll pull something nice and cheer up."
Esdeath: "Yeah… good idea. Let's see what fate has in store."
Karuizawa Kei: "Then I'll go next! Esdeath and I both got 2 draws. But Scathach-senpai scored three! Totally unfair."
Jaeger: "Well, makes sense. Bullet, the one Scathach defeated, is considered top-tier in the Pirate World. Meanwhile Crocodile and Doflamingo? At their peak, they were barely bronze medalists."
Esdeath: "Hmph. If Aokiji had shown up at the execution in Loguetown, I wouldn't have let him escape. My mission would've been rated 'excellent' for sure."
Angel Leng: "So this lottery system activates after you finish an inter-world mission? And you can draw items or powers from any other world? Fascinating. I must analyze this before reporting it to Queen Keisha."
Jaeger: "Snitch ass."
As her words landed, the system alerts echoed in the chat.
[Ding! Congratulations to Esdeath for drawing: Mythical Zoan Type—Fish-Fish Fruit, Phantom Beast Model: Ice Dragon Form]
[Ding! Congratulations to Esdeath for drawing: Peak-level Conqueror's Haki]
Uchiha Miyuki: "Whoa! Jackpot again! Congrats, Esdeath!"
Eriri Sawamura: "Mythical Zoan and peak Conqueror's Haki? What the hell kind of broken gacha luck is this?"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "Ice Dragon Form… hey, that's a knockoff of my dragon form!"
Angel Leng: "So this Devil Fruit can transform people into mythical creatures with powerful abilities? Strange… even with our angel tech, replicating something like that would be… difficult."
Angel Leng: "Wait—aren't you only supposed to eat one Devil Fruit? Did she just waste a pull?"
Jaeger: "Do you really think Luo Hao's enhancement core doesn't fix that?"
Angel Leng: "Enhancement core? Ohhh, like game equipment forging. I see. Very unconventional."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Hold on! I didn't even know Luo Hao-sama's enhancement could bypass the one-fruit limit! I've never seen anyone eat a second before."
Luo Hao: "Relax. The enhancement core does fix Devil Fruit weaknesses—whether it's sea-water vulnerability or the one-fruit rule. It's very reliable."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Alright! I'm gonna collect 100 Devil Fruits then! And Jaeger—you still owe me a Slippery-Slippery Fruit!"
Jaeger: "…You seriously still remember that?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Even if someone owes me a single yen, I'll remember it for life. A Devil Fruit? That's engraved into my soul!"
Esdeath: "Luo Hao—[Gift Box]. Please enhance this fruit for me."
Luo Hao: "No problem. Esdeath, your luck's been absurd lately. With this, your power level's going to skyrocket."
Esdeath: "Right? I one-shotted Crocodile in the Pirate World. Her strength was so laughable, my God of War power didn't even activate. I thought the whole trip was gonna be a bust—but this draw more than made up for it."
Esdeath: "Even if the Ice Dragon fruit enhancement fails, that peak-level Conqueror's Haki is no joke. It boosts every attack and allows long-range Haki slashes. If I'd had this during the fight with Aokiji, he wouldn't have gotten away."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Wait, can't you freeze time? Even if Aokiji can fly, how did he escape so easily?"
Esdeath: "Ask Aizen. After his hollowfication buff, Aokiji can regenerate at insane speeds. My strength lies in control, not raw damage. Against someone with powers so close to mine, my attacks were nearly ineffective."
Uchiha Miyuki: "..."
Aizen Sōsuke: "My apologies. Accelerated regeneration is essential for most Hollows. For Jaeger, it's irrelevant, but for others… yeah, I see how it caused trouble."
Esdeath: "No worries. My attack power's the real issue."
Jibril: "Pfft, no problem! Once you eat that enhanced Mythical Zoan fruit, your attack power's going to spike."
Luo Hao: "Exactly. I'm sending the [Gift Box] now."
Esdeath: "Already?"
Luo Hao: "Yep. I only enhanced it once—didn't want to risk breaking it. So the raw power increase isn't insane, but the usual Devil Fruit drawbacks are gone. Eat it with peace of mind."
Esdeath: "Perfect."
Angel Leng: "Wait—before you eat it, can you start a live broadcast? I want to record it for Queen Keisha's reference."
Esdeath: "Sure. But it's not free."
Angel Leng: "Huh? But according to the group announcement, live broadcasts are free…"
Esdeath: "Watching is free. But you're recording and analyzing my power. That's my private data. A little fee is fair, right?"
Angel Leng: "…Fine."
Angel Leng: "[Gift Box]—my nickname is Frost God of War, similar to yours. This is energy I once extracted from an ice planet. Not much by our standards, but based on your profile in the chat group, it should boost your strength by 20 to 30%."
Esdeath: "Oho~ Not bad at all. Guess Miyuki wasn't lying—angels are loaded. Just casually tossing around power-boosting artifacts like candy."
Uchiha Miyuki: "20 to 30% boost?! Sugar mama, please hold me!!"
Eriri Sawamura: "Holy crap. Is this what being a galactic superpower looks like?"
Angel Leng: "Hmph. I'm not bragging. Angels are the most noble, beautiful, righteous, and wealthy race in the known universe!"
Karuizawa Kei: "Girl, calm down. All that pride and you still pale next to Jaeger."
Angel Leng: "…Jaeger."
Angel Leng: "I've already analyzed his profile. That's actually why I decided Queen Keisha must be told about this group. Someone who can destroy our angel civilization—all civilizations in our universe—must be known to her."
T/N: Fuck you Leng! And your Queen!
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