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Chapter 18 - Ei Comes Swinging Her Musou Isshin!

In the public stream, hundreds of millions of viewers were having the time of their lives.

[Chef Mao: My daughter's really made it—teaching the Raiden Shogun how to cook!]

[Dongsheng: Shame it's not a bit more risqué! Hahaha…]

[Liyue LSP No.1: What are you saying? That innocent type of girl is perfect as is!]

[Xu Liushi: Damn! Straight to jail! This kind of content's criminal!]

[Fengyan: Open up! Millelith delivering warmth and justice!]

[Cecilius: Still, who would've thought—the cold, untouchable Raiden Shogun from legend… doesn't even know how to cook?]

[Sara: Right? I always thought gods were almighty and perfect, but even a deity can stumble over cooking.]

[A-Sheng: For the Geo Lord, who's basically the Stove God, cooking's probably as easy as breathing!]

[Sister Gotlinde: No way—there are gods who can't cook?!]

[Dehya: The Dendro Archon's recipe collection must be the most complete in the world!]

[Mirror Maiden: To make Her Majesty the Tsaritsa cook would be an insult to her divine honor!]

[Liyue LSP No.2: Come on, the Raiden Shogun's that beautiful—forget cooking, I'd lick her boots if she asked!]

[Stone: How many peaches did you eat today, you thirsty beast?]

[Fast-Blade Chen: Just admit you're a tourist from Liyue!]

[Hoffman: But really, don't you guys think this video's dripping with satire?]

[Ninglu: Yeah. The Shogun not only can't cook, but she's arrogant and refuses to learn!]

[Lana: It feels like it's mocking her stubborn personality—criticizing her inability to rule or connect with her people, all under the guise of cooking.]

[Kurisu: Don't even bring it up… business in Inazuma's impossible right now!]

[Kaida Ryoma: The Shogunate's taxes are outrageous. If not for that, Watatsumi Island wouldn't have rebelled. The Vision Hunt Decree was just the spark!]

[A-Kuan: Damn, now that you mention it, this meme video suddenly feels heavy!]

[Yavana: As the saying goes—"The core of every comedy is tragedy."]

After their laughter died down, people across the nations started realizing the deeper meaning behind the parody.

Even the viewers in the VIP stream were beginning to connect the dots.

[Eula: When you look at it that way, the Shogun is a rather domineering god.]

[Rosaria: With a ruler like that, life in Inazuma must be rough.]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Well… the Vision Hunt Decree has indeed deepened our country's divisions.]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos has always been with us—that's why Mondstadt remains the city of freedom! (hands clasped in prayer)]

[Venti: Uh… about that…]

[Zhongli: From a purely rational perspective, that might be a false proposition. (strokes chin thoughtfully)]

[Lumine: Couldn't agree more!]

[Paimon: Yeah, yeah! Exactly!]

[Madame Ping: So, letting Xiangling teach the Shogun how to cook was meant as a metaphor all along… hehe, quite clever.]

[Xiangling: Master Ping! Please stop saying that! (hands covering blushing face)]

[Cloud Retainer: The God of Thunder could indeed learn from the Lord of Geo—about how to govern properly.]

[Yanfei: To point out the Shogun's flaws so sharply through a cooking video—that's brilliant satire.]

[Collei: Ah, so this was the Dendro Archon's test all along! She truly sees all!]

[The Mishearing Maniac: Dendro Archon??? ∑(O_O;)]

[Collei: N-No! I mean—uh… never mind!]

[Kokomi: Hopefully the Shogun will reflect on this, understand the people's suffering, and revoke the Vision Hunt Decree.]

[Gorou: Yes! May she truly think it over!]

[Arataki Itto: You see that, Kujou Sara? The Vision Hunt Decree's a huge mistake! Return my Vision right now, and this great Arataki Itto might just forgive you! @Kujou Sara]

[Kujou Sara: Get lost!!! (punches the table to splinters)]

Grand Narukami Shrine.

Yae Miko sat gracefully on the wooden steps, chin propped on her hand, a sly smile curling her lips.

"See, my dear Shogun? Everyone's criticizing you now."

@Raiden Shogun

The message had barely been sent when—

BOOM—!

A spatial rift tore open behind her, triple magatama spinning like a Sharingan in overdrive.

A forty-meter blade came crashing down toward her head!

Yae Miko: "Σ(っOДO;)っ!!"

"That idiot Ei—she really came swinging her Musou Isshin?!"

Meanwhile, the stream transitioned into the quiz round.

[Ding! Question: What is Xiangling's nickname?]

A. Master Chef

B. Weapon Queen

C. Stove God

D. Flavors of the Common Folk

[Paimon: Ugh, it's the cursed quiz segment again!]

[Sayu: I refuse to answer this time! Hmph!]

[Lumine: Does Xiangling even have a nickname?]

[Xingqiu: Well, we can definitely rule out Weapon Queen.]

[Mona: Obviously! Nobody would pick that!]

[Bennett: Stove God doesn't sound right either.]

[Sucrose: I saw in the public stream that the Stove God refers to the Geo Lord, um… (pushes up glasses nervously)]

[Kazuha: That leaves two—Master Chef or Flavors of the Common Folk. (rubs chin)]

[Arataki Itto: Hah! Easy! Gotta be Master Chef!]

[Keqing: Xiangling's the head chef of Wanmin Restaurant. The name 'Flavors of the Common Folk' suits her better.]

[Arataki Itto: Fine, then I'll pick that one!]

[Paimon: You flip-flop like a child. Can you stick to one choice?]

[Arataki Itto: What, do I need your permission to choose? The great Arataki Itto picks whatever he wants! (hands on hips triumphantly)]

[Paimon: Hmph! I'm gonna give you the world's ugliest nickname!]

[Arataki Itto: Ha! Try it! Come to Inazuma and say that to my face! Bleh~]

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, please shut up. You're embarrassing us again! (starts beating him up off-screen)]

[Kuki Shinobu: My apologies, everyone. (bows 90 degrees)]

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