[Bennett: Barbara's expression is way too smug right now.]
[Rosaria: Never thought you had such a… spicy side, Barbara.]
[Barbara: Stop it, please stop! Uuuuh…]
[Diona: The public chat is full of pervs saying "step on me," "charge, Barbara!", "legs for days," "fallen nun"—wait a sec, Dad, why are you in there too?!]
[La Signora: Hmph. Just a little girl. Cuteness means nothing compared to sex appeal! (thrusts out chest)]
[Lumine: Sex appeal can't even pass censorship these days!]
[Jean: Can we take this video down? I'll pay for it. @The Mishearing Maniac]
[Amber: Acting Grand Master, he seems to have logged off…]
[Klee: Klee wants to download it too, but I only get 50 Mora a month… I'd have to save for ten months… (pokes fingers together.jpg)]
[Kaeya: Klee, if you act cute enough, Barbara will dance for you live!]
[Klee: Really? (eyes sparkle)]
[Barbara: Like heck I would!!]
[Keqing: This whole stream's getting ridiculous. Feels like everyone here's gonna get roasted sooner or later!]
[Yanfei: Totally. It's only Day Three, and this guy's already dared to parody the Seven Archons. What's next? I'm almost scared to imagine!]
[Ningguang: A question worth pondering indeed. (strokes chin thoughtfully)]
[Beidou: Pfft, quit overthinking it. I, Beidou, live boldly and stand tall! Let's see him try to parody me!]
[Kazuha: Big Sis Beidou, ever the fearless one.]
[Gorou: I… I shouldn't be next, right? Right…?]
[Eula: If he dares parody me, I'll hunt him to the ends of Teyvat!]
[Sayu: +1!]
[Noelle: I don't really stand out much, so… I should be safe? Maybe?]
[Kamisato Ayaka: Everyone, please, let's stay calm. It's all just for entertainment.]
[Collei: Yeah! And besides, there's a reward, isn't there?]
[Paimon: You mean the million Mora prize?!]
[Mona: Paimon, do you want me to stew you in a pot?! (angry glare)]
[Arataki Itto: Hahaha! What's there to fear from fan edits? If there's a reward, count me in! I can't wait till it's my turn!]
[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, take your meds.]
[Arataki Itto: Didn't I just drink that Liyue herbal anti-allergy medicine?]
[Kuki Shinobu: This one's for your brain.]
The crowd was divided about the livestream—some loved it, others dreaded it.
But most people shared one thing in common: fear of being next.
Just imagine—one moment you're eating hotpot and singing happily, the next your face is plastered across the internet in a meme edit.
Public humiliation before all of Teyvat? Truly, a fate worse than death.
Now whenever people mentioned Mona, they thought of "Cow-and-Horse Disco."
When they heard of Azhdaha, they remembered "Please, Keep Your Eyes on Me."
And the Raiden Shogun? Once a symbol of majesty and eternity—now just "can't cook" and "wife-face."
Even Xiangling had been branded the "Weapon Queen."
And poor, pious Barbara—the beloved nun and idol of Mondstadt—had become the universal target of thirst.
If that isn't tragic, what is?!
Everyone secretly feared they'd be next—tagged with some bizarre meme or persona that would haunt them forever.
If that happened, honestly… they might just want to destroy the whole world.
As for the likes of Zhongli, Venti, Ningguang, and Jean—they had deeper concerns about the livestream's cultural and social impact…
But the public viewers didn't care that much.
They were just regular folks—if they got roasted online, they could just move somewhere else. And besides, there were rewards!
Why worry about all that when you could… simp for Barbara instead?
[Liyue LSP: Mondstadt's idol is an absolute treasure!]
[Mondstadt LSP: I hereby devote my soul to Lady Barbara!]
[Fontaine LSP: Anyone up for emigrating to Mondstadt together?]
[Inazuma LSP No.1: Count me in!]
[Inazuma LSP No.2: Of course! I'll love Lady Barbara forever!]
[Snezhnaya LSP: Don't even need vodka anymore—Barbara alone keeps me warm!]
Meanwhile, at the Wangshu Inn—
Bai Hao leaned back, basking in the sound of Mora pouring in like rain.
"Hah, as expected of Barba-toss! Even more lucrative than the Everyone Show videos!"
He clicked his tongue in awe. In the backend stats, Barbara's "Say So" dance video had already raked in over five hundred million Mora!
The spending power of Teyvat's degenerates… was no weaker than Earth's!
If he kept releasing these "spicy" videos every day, he could build his own Jade Chamber within months!
Of course, Bai Hao wouldn't release those equipment-dropping MMD videos—those were for his private collection only.
Next, he set the "Xiangling Teaches the Raiden Shogun to Cook" video as a 100 Mora paid download.
Even if not many bought it, hey—mosquito legs are still meat!
As for yesterday's "Azhdaha" video, Bai Hao made it free to download and share, allowing fans to replace the cover art however they liked.
No ulterior motives—he simply wanted to promote friendship among the people of Teyvat!
After just one day, the shares had already surpassed 100 million—a true testament to human depravity.
"Now then… it's time once again to test the luck of the unlucky and the chosen!"
Rubbing his palms together, Bai Hao opened his gacha interface, staring at the hundred million Primogems in his account.
After his usual ritual—invoking the Spirit of Ziyin and sacrificing Great Hilichurl Davi's lifespan—he began another ten-pull.
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