-Chapter Three-
S1-E3 Rebirth
Bzt Bzt Bzt I begin to open my eyes to see a bright blue glowing light from the TV and phone. I begin to look down, observing my swollen, pale feet and long, greasy, white, wavy hair wrapping around my feet and body. I smell a strong stench of rotten food and… shit?
"OH MY FUCKING GOD," I stand up quickly, feeling a pain in my legs, falling to the floor and clenching my legs, feeling the pain of a thousand bees stinging my legs. "Ah fuck..shii-My fucking legs oh God," I say in a whisper, holding my leg in excruciating pain.
I get up, turning to try and see what the horrible smell is, to notice shit covered all over the seat of the recliner and wetness dripping down my leg. I slowly look down, and I notice a wet, shitty diaper. I close my eyes, biting my lip, trying to prevent myself from crying from disgust.
"oh…my…God" I say to myself holding my hand to my mouth to prevent myself from screaming "I can't believe he let it get this bad its not like hes unable to move I should clean this up before the kids get here" I limp my way to the bathroom struggling to lift myself from probably years of lying down making the weight unbearable causing me to be unable to stand falling to my knees.
"How the hell could he manage living, especially since his wife is sick. How was he even making money to pay for hospital bills and rent?" thinking to myself, I managed to crawl myself to the bathroom, throwing the dirty diaper in the trash, wiping myself with a tiny wet rag, throwing it away out of disgust.
I plop myself inside the bathtub after filling it with lukewarm water and children's strawberry scented bubble soap, the water flowing out from the tub and onto the floor, making me sigh knowing I'll have to clean it up later.
I begin scrubbing myself raw, turning my red as a ruby. When I finish, I pull myself up as gently as possible, making sure to prevent myself from falling. I look down, noticing a bag of clean, brand-new diapers. I think to myself, "Should I put on another diaper? What if I have ibis or something!? God, why didn't she give some sort of paper telling me everything wrong with this damn body of mine?"
I dry and change myself, putting on another clean diaper. Not knowing if this new body has any unknown bodily functions that prevent me from holding my bladder, I begin to wash my hair gently, combing, sudsing, and rinsing repeatedly, making sure my hair is nice and clean.
I make it back to the living room, turning on the light now noticing just how filthy the room is! It's covered in animal feces, empty pizza boxes, rotting food, dirty clothes, and bugs EVERYWHERE. I can't believe how filthy this dude lived.
"I should get to cleaning before the kids come home. She said I had four kids, right, and I can't have them living like this. How could the original owner of this body be so selfish?" I say to myself in an angry whisper, "I am angry with the neglect these children had to go through and how he could not care for at least his children if not himself." I think to myself
-I began to clean, trying to finish as quickly as I possibly could, but not too fast to prevent the body from straining. I began sweeping and mopping, getting rid of empty bottles… and bottles full of urine. Rotten, moldy, half-empty containers of food and feces, when I finish, you could smell the difference now being significantly better than what it was before, the fresh scent of lemon.
After cleaning the floor of every room, I begin to wipe the counters and cabinets, getting rid of bug poop, cob webs, and dust to find a tiny dark purple diary with the name on the front reading Minerva
"Huh? Why does it say Minerva on the front? And why is it in the kitchen cabinet? Oh well," I put it in my pocket to read later, to continue my cleaning. I start washing and drying the dishes as soon as I finish, when my phone begins to buzz.
I checked my phone using my fingerprint to unlock it, just to notice that the year is 'September 1st year 5xxx. I freeze, staring at the date now, noticing that I have been moved not only to another world but a whole other time and date, just now realizing how I'm actually in someone else's body.
After unlocking my phone, I see a message from "THE DEATH FAIRY!? How the hell did she get my number? Well, I guess it makes sense she is a god!.. Well kinda" I open the message, her reply writing "Hey Overlord of Organization! It's me, the goddess of death. I was wondering how you feel about your new body!"
"The Overlord of organization? What the hell is she talking about" I snicker from her quirkyness then replying soon after "this life sucks how could the owner of this body be so selfish he's rotting away in his recliner and not taking care of the house his children have to live in he's an absolute ass hole that how i feel about this body and where even are you i thought we were gonna get reincarnated together?"
She takes a while to respond, "Aw, you miss me already? smiley face emoji, but I did tell you before that this life wasn't going to be easy, that and that he's a total ass hole?! LMAO and I'll show up whenever I want! Call me if you need me! Tongue sticking out emoji" Well, I guess she did tell me about that.
I type back now struck by "Can you tell me more about my family and my new body, like is there any sickness I need to worry about? And what kind of things can I do in the world? I know there's magic, so is there a hunter's job I could do, and can I see my own powers? Like, what's the power system and how to check it, and if I could level up!"
I say in an excited frenzy from reading and playing tons of fantasy books and games in my past, "Hold on, cowboy! Yes, there are superpowers, and there is a ranking system lowest being FFF-class and the highest being SSS+ you, of course, being in the lowest FFF-.
Yeah, you can see your power, but you have to take multiple tests to see what class you are in and what skills you succeed in. My level is SSS+, of course, since I'm a god and all. OF COURSE YOU CAN LEVEL UP! Don't worry, I'll be there to help you level up.
You can do it by working out, drinking potions, fighting in dungeons, and also using certain types of gear. And to answer your last question, I can't do everything for you'll have to figure out all the family drama and talk to your kids, man!!!" She interrupts my spiel of questions. I put my phone back into my pocket.
I begin to spiral "im in a fantasy world… I'M IN A FANTASY WORLD! I have to fight monsters to get stronger. I can barely walk or get up from the sofa. I'm practically doomed! And she doesn't even care. I say, wiping my tears, knowing that I'm being dramatic but not caring.
How am I gonna get potions? Don't I need money, and I might need a ton of it too, since it changes my strength, and looking around might not have enough money to do that anyway
DAMNIT, why do I have so many questions but not enough answers? I don't even know if she'll answer seems like she was pretty busy. DANGIT I should have asked her then! Well, whatever, I should get back to cleaning before the kids get back