The First Hello
Part 1
It was a dark checkered floor room with two chairs standing next to each other's. One empty with a night stand by the side, the other was occupied. There sat a man on his twenties, with red pants and a pair of basketball oriented red shoes, wearing a black v neck t shirt with gold chains around his neck and rings on all odd fingers in his left hand. The man had short well groomed hair and a well-built complexion. He stood little over 6 ft tall when standing and was fairly handsome and manly looking. He took a look around the room thinking it was all just a morbid dream when he heard steps coming from behind. It was a girl with long sky blue hair tied on a loop with a water molecule clip. Sky eyes and a clothing pattern matching her color preference, looking to be five years younger than him and wearing a super short miniskirt that took all attention away from the rest of her outfit. The man was enticed by her dazzling figure as she walked by.
Crim E. Vilan. Welcome to the afterlife.
The divine beauty captivated the man like no girl he had ever met. She was pretty beyond any women, a delicacy that transcended mortal aesthetics and beauty standards.
My name is Aqua, the goddess that commands over the water domain and handles the matters of the afterlife on Earth.
Hello.
His single word carried lust and desire like no one the goddess had ever met before. She felt a chill go down her spine before she composed herself and returned to business.
I'm afraid you have died. And as much as it pains me to bring this sad news to you I... I [Trembles] pssh hahahahahaa
The girl began laughing like someone was mercilessly tickling her. She let out burst after burst of hysterical ha ha and the man found himself confused about what was going on.
Oh my I'm so sorry. Is just I've never seen someone die in such a hysterical way as YOUUUU!
What was confusion became annoyance as Crim realized she was making fun of his death. Strange thought he couldn't remember how he died.
I'm glad you find my death so hilarious but. How did I even die? I don't remember anything.
AHAHAHA OHHHHHHH. You were stabbed to death by your harem.
WHAT!?
Your girls got in an argument over which should have the right for you exclusively, and it ended with them killing you so none could get you in the end.
RIDICULOUS! What kind of reasoning is even that? What where those imbeciles even drinking!?
The goddess leaped out of her chair and walked over to him. Barely holding her laughter, she leaned next to his ear.
They all lined up by your bed and began to fanatically stab you all over your body starting with your dick.
Memories of being awoken to an excruciating pain for just a slight second before the inevitable end awoke inside the mind of Crim
After stabbing nonstop for a whole minute they began to cry all over the indistinguishable mess that was your dead body.
Oh my God.
I'm a goddess silly. Pssh ha ha, but wait it gets better. Right after they let it all out of their systems, they decided they hadn't had enough and only the one that hurt you the most would be the one that really loved you the most, so they left for the kitchen and returned with aprons and new sharpened knifes.
Oh please stop. [Trembling]
HA HA! By the time they had finally stopped, what was left of you was just a fine red paste as they even crushed your bones to bits.
AAAAAAAAAAHHH STOOOOPPPP
Crim began to desperately run across the checkered room, only to find it looped and had him running back to the chairs from the opposite directions. The sadistic goddess held her sides as tears rolled out of her eyes, her merciless laughter slowly boiling the blood on Crim veins.
And the best part yet! Once they were done dicing you to bits, they began sharing on how they would dispose of your red paste, and one of them stood up. Flush him down the toilet! AND THEY SPENT THE NEXT WHOLE HOUR FLUSHING YOU A FISTFULL AT A TIME HA HAAAAA!
AAAAHHHHH QUIET I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Aaaah that was the best. I feel like new after having a good laugh. Now let's return to business.
(Bitch you better watch out when you walk out night in heaven.)
The reason you were summoned to this room is to have your choices read before you either enter heaven or reincarnate in a new life. That's what I should be saying, but sadly you're a hell bound soul. So you don't get to go to heaven, nor do you get to reincarnate until you pay for your sins. Your kind only comes here to listen to their sins before they get dropped into the fiery pits of hell.
Bullshit! I was an upstanding man and citizen my entire life. This has to be a mistake.
You played with the lives of nine fresh out of college girls for your own amusement, and leeched out of their income to live a life of lust and decadence. Should I keep going?
[Surprise Pikachu face]
Us gods have the power to see a mortal entire life all the way to his death with just a single look at them. You won't slick tongue your way out of this.
Despair fell upon the soul of Crim. Like a black lamb before the shepherd. He crumbled to his knees as his eyes widened and sweat rolled down his head. Fearing the inevitable roast he's about to get.
But since your death amused me so much, and you carry no sins beyond being an irredeemable asshole. I'll provide you with a way out.
[Shoots up to his feet] Yes my beautiful goddess. I'm all ears to your merciful judgment.
Well of course you are. I am the great goddess of water lady Aqua in the flesh herself. Of course my judgment will be nothing if not Just and Merciful. Now, you know those games the blonde girl in your harem played?
Oh yes, the ones I think are called RPG and such.
Well there's a fantastical world just like that in need of a hero. A long lasting battle with the forces of the demon king have ravaged the world and the number of souls dying refuse to reincarnate there once again because of the horrible way in which they died. So we are having a bit of trouble with overpopulation on heaven and the deficit of souls to populate this world. That's where you come in, we—
Wait-wait-wait there a second. The deaths are so horrible that no one wants to reincarnate there? May I at least hear what hells deal it's all about?
Oh sure, but hell is nothing like you sinners imagine it to be. There's no busty demon beauties to punish you and engage in SM role-play. Hells pit is as the name implies, a pit, First your sinners soul gets sent to the Sea of Fire Pits where you have no body but your souls somehow burns in pain for hundredths of years before it cleanses itself of any evil stain and gets send back to the world to reincarnate. The only contact you'll have is with the demons that live on the islands surrounded by the fire. Which are all just goat like burly men whose only task is to poke you with a fork should you begin to spill in their land.
(Oh God that's hell alright.)
Besides, the world I'd be sending you isn't so bad. You get to keep your memories and will reincarnate there just the same as you stand now before me. We even implant all the knowledge of the local language so you can speak and read like a regular denizen of the land. There's a chance of your mind going poof but that's just as rare as winning the lotto.
Can you run that last bit by me again?
PLUS! You'll be granted a cheat item to take with you. It can be anything from super strength to the power to see the future; it's like a power comparable to us gods. All you need to do is defeat the demon king and we even grant you a wish as a bonus. What do you say to this sweet deal?
Crim sat down on the chair and crossed his arms to think. After tenth seconds he spoke.
Just a question, why don't you Gods just dropdown on the demon king and take care of everything if you're the ones having overpopulation problems?
Oh please silly, it never works that way. We gods don't meddle in mortal affairs beyond a little coaching and a light push on the back. A demon king sure isn't anything godly that would warrant our direct and divine intervention.
I see…. Alright, I get to be just as I am now. I get the language, a mighty item and a wish if I complete the ordeal. Correct?
But of course, so does the beautiful and mighty goddess of water so declares. [Pulls out a stack of papers from the night stand]
Yes. The beautiful and mighty goddess so declares. Then I want a power that would let me enslave someone to my will.
Aqua dropped the stack of papers to the ground and stood frozen for a second. She turned to look at Crim in disgust.
Urwah that's so disgusting, don't you sinners learn anything after death? No wonder you guys need to burn for centuries. Maybe I should just stick with Neets even if they never accomplish anything.
Ouch, I just believe this to be the best and fastest course of action to free that world. I was quite resourceful in life. If you saw the way I lived like you said you did then you should know.
Hummh… You did always get your way wherever you wanted, and the only reason you died was because the party got out of control while you were asleep. Very well sinner. [Snaps finger]
The stack of white papers disappeared from her hand and so did the nightstand that contained them. Three meters above Crim head a flame flickered and a red paper sheet with black letters began to fall down. Crim caught the single sheet of paper and the goddess spoke.
That appears to be the only item that responded to my calling. That red sheet means it is a cursed item that was sealed here in heaven rather than one of our divine relics, which is already out of protocol for us to work with. If you can't make do with that I'm afraid you'd have to give up on whatever you're planning.
Then let's see what this does.
Crim stood up from the chair and focused on the black letters. He began to read out loud.
This item is called the Chains of Calamity, yep totally a curse contraption.
He paused before moving on to its uses.
It requires a Giver and a Receiver before it can be used. The chains will embed themselves on the skin, blood and nerves of the Giver. Until a Receiver is chosen, the chains will obey no command of the Giver other than to brand a selected Receiver. The Receiver is bound to the Giver and the chains will drag it back to the Giver no matter what... So this is the enslavement aspect of this item, but its sounding like this is just the price to pay, and it does something else more beneficial.
Crim let a satisfied look show on his face, as he had already achieved his goal completely. The rest was just a juicy bonus, he continued.
The Chains can grow in length at the expense of the Giver health and will levitate to the effects of the nerves it connects itself to. The chains are indestructible and can reproduce any pain to ever exist in each of its individual links by chanting [[Pain of the]] and reciting the words the Giver would associated with the desired pain. Any use that defies the chains logic will be retaliated at the Giver expense... Oh this is some nasty SM contraption. I know one of my girls would love me having this thing before.
Urwah that's so messed up. I'm really starting to regret trusting you with this. Maybe hell hole is still open.
Wait a second you insufferable— I mean my divine goddess... I assure you won't regret this. Just let me finish reading what it does.
Alright but hurry it up, I got a long line to work with after you.
(You slutty used bubblegum, you won't have to worry about any line after am done.) The chains can record and reproduce any desired combination of inflicted pain as well as any generated and structured form by chanting [[Chains of Calamity Record]] and [[Chains of Calamity Replay]] before spelling the desire name the Giver assigns these actions. Finally the chains will…!
Humph? What happened, you look like you seen a ghost all of a sudden.
Eh… No, is just. Is just the memory of my gruesome death coming back to me, all is right over here. Tell me my beautiful goddess. How do I get sent to this wonderful new world?
My how gallant and educated for a parasite leech sinner.
(Keep digging you bitch, keep digging.)
Is rather simple, you just stand in the center of the room and a magic circle will slowly levitate you before teleporting straight to a starting town.
That's all I needed to know. I'll take this item if you be so kind my goddess.
Crim held the sheet up to Aqua and she just outreached her hand at him. The red sheet caught fired and burned on Crim right forearm.
HAAAAAAAAA SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIEEEEET!
The flame on his right arm became a pure and unblemished silvery white single chain that wrapped around his forearm all the way from the elbow to the wrist. The chain had small spikes on each individual links, and was tightly encrusted on the skin as red blood spilled out of the wounds caused by the spikes piercing the flesh. Crim right arm began to color purple immediately as he tried to hold himself on his knee. The chain had a visible end sticking out right over the wrist and the other end pierced inside the skin near the elbow.
Ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch! That's a cursed item for you, real hardcore with the consequences. Are you all right sinner?
UFFFFF AS IF! Shit this hurts like all hell. But it's all okay if it does what it says it does. I can put up with the pain for a little while longer.
Hey about that cursed item. Wasn't it called the Chains of Calamity? All I see is just one single chain painfully wrapped and encrusted around your forearm.
I don't seriously give a fuck about the plural on the name right now. Just send me to that world right away.
carried himself painfully to the center of the room. Aqua was startled by the sudden outburst and hurried to summon the circle and do her lines. The circle manifested under Crim shoes and he began to slowly float as Aqua recited her lines.
Very well valiant and audacious parasite leech sinner. I the goddess Aqua of the Axis sect will pray for your safety and may you one day become the hero that will defeat the demon king and save the world. May we meet again.
Crim looked down on her as he was slightly floating higher and said. No, my stupid goddess. May you go whoop the demon king ass for me.
He said causing a look of confusion on Aqua face. Crim outreached his arm to Aqua and the tip of the chain sticking around his wrist flew straight for the goddess and wrapped around her neck.
Eh!? Wait what the GUGH!
The chain wrapped around her neck tightly asphyxiating her and causing her to put out a ridiculous cartoony asphyxiated dark blue face as the chain spikes pierced her skin and lifted her of the floor all the way to Crim. There he caught the comical choked bluer than is goddess in his unromantic embrace and told her sadistically.
May our journey be ever this fun together, my goddess