He stands up and walks over to the other side of his office, where there are many other posters.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
I then added the "Tora Myst School for Superhuman Sciences."
He taps a poster showing people dressed as superheroes in tight spandex and capes.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
These are for superpowers that involve science more so than witchcraft. Radioactive insect bites, chemical spills, getting hit by space debris, genetic anomalies.
He exhales and admires the poster with a sense of pride.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
You can say the Tora Myst School is more for mutants than magicians.
RAHBEEM
(Nods impressed)
I can dig it!
PROFESSOR DIAZ
Then I created the "Shinewell School for Paranormal Technology".
He taps yet another poster showing a cartoon of children performing experiments in a lab, with what looks like smiling ghosts assisting them.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
Affectionately referred to on campus as the "Ghostbusters". They are the science component of the Demon Hunters' school.
Diaz saunters back over to his desk.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
You see, on one side, we had the religious groups burning us with fire, and on the other, we had the science community flaming us online. So, to make everyone happy, we have two kinds of "spirit schools," and each spirit school has a "science school" doppelganger.
Diaz gets comfortable in his seat.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
And it's good this way. We have balance. Humans like you need to learn all facets of the supernatural world quickly. And since humans are familiar with science, let's use that as a tool to explain the supernatural to them.
RAHBEEM
No more burning down of the school? Everybody's happy now?
PROFESSOR DIAZ
More or less...
PROFESSOR DIAZ
(a beat)
But just in case there's any more insurrection, we have plenty of security in place...
RAHBEEM
...In-sur-rection?
Professor Diaz purposely ignores the alarmed look on Rahbeem's face.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
Remember those gigantic machines you saw today when entering the main building? The Tommy Walkers? Yes, they are equipped with firefighting and bomb-disarming capabilities.
Rahbeem's face scrunches in slow, comical horror as he remembers "The Tommy Walkers"...
RAHBEEM
Yes...I remember...
INT. ABSOLUTION ACADEMY FRONT CAMPUS – FLASHBACK
A gigantic frog-shaped death machine is stomping around the front of the school as screaming staff and teenagers try to escape it. The Monster Machine demands to see "I.D." and starts shooting lasers at random when it is not fed the "I.D."
A police car rolls up, and some cops hop out and start shooting at the Tommy Walker, but it shoots a laser at a cop car, causing it to explode as the police duck for cover.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
We just gotta work out a few kinks.
He smiles as if those demented androids were not a bigger threat to the school than any angry protestors.
The disjointed look doesn't leave Rahbeem's face. Diaz suspected this look would be a permanent fixture on Rahbeem, so long as he worked in this magic school.
This idea delighted Diaz. It's like Rahbeem would be artwork, walking around the school, decorating each part of it with that delightful look of pure amazement...