The Most Pathetic Death
Jin Ruyi never imagined his life would end like this.
Flat on the floor of his one-room apartment. Cheap instant noodles spilled across his chest. His laptop still glowing, streaming a Milf video where a woman in her forties pretended to be "teaching a lesson" to her neighbor's son.
Not that Jin had ever known a woman that beautiful—or any woman, for that matter.
He clutched at his throat. His lungs burned. His heart thundered. He wheezed, gagged, and kicked his feet against the stained carpet.
"This… this can't be it… I'm only twenty-two…" he rasped, eyes wide with panic.
But reality was merciless. He was choking. On a single, stupid, shriveled noodle.
Truly, a virgin's curse.
His life flashed before his eyes—not that it was worth watching. School years wasted. Job interviews failed. Parents disappointed. His one true relationship was with his right hand and a WiFi connection.
"Damn it…" he coughed, tears rolling down his face. "If only… a real Milf had touched me… just once…"
That was the last thought before darkness claimed him.
Waking in Another World
When his eyes snapped open again, Jin wasn't staring at his cracked ceiling anymore.
He was staring up at a circle of sneering young men, their shadows stretching long in the courtyard's fading light.
The ground beneath him wasn't a dirty carpet—it was stone, cold and rough against his skin. His body ached as if it had been beaten half to death. His robes—white, blood-stained, and ragged—reeked of sweat and dirt.
The young man at the front kicked him in the ribs. "Still pretending to be dead, trash?"
Jin gasped in pain, clutching his side. His attacker was tall and broad-shouldered, his golden robe embroidered with the emblem of a blooming flower. His smirk was sharp enough to cut glass.
"Pathetic," the man sneered. "No wonder Lady Yue doesn't even spare you a glance."
The disciples around him burst into laughter.
Jin's mind spun. Where the hell am I? Who are these cosplayers?
Then the flood came.
Pain like molten iron seared through his skull, and memories poured into him. Names, faces, places—none of them his, yet all of them worming into his brain.
Azure Blossom Sect.
Outer disciple.
Jin Ruyi, the weakest of the weak.
Every senior bullied him. Every elder ignored him. Even the servants pitied him.
And Lady Yue Lian? His teacher. His widowed teacher. Cold, elegant, untouchable. The fantasy of every disciple, but forever beyond reach.
Wait a second… I reincarnated?
He blinked at the bullies circling him. So I died a virgin, and I got reborn in a damn xianxia novel? As the trash disciple who's basically cannon fodder?
His first instinct was to laugh. His second was to cry.
The Voice
Just as he was about to curse the heavens, a sound echoed in his head.
[Ding!]
Jin stiffened.
[System booting… Milf Cultivation System initializing…]
"…What the fuck?" he whispered.
[Congratulations, Host! You have died a virgin—truly a disgrace to humanity. Out of pity, the heavens have bound you to the Milf Cultivation System.]
Jin almost choked again. Did it just roast me?
The voice continued, smooth and feminine, dripping with mockery.
[Power is earned only by dual cultivating with mature women—ages thirty and above. Widows, mothers, queens, goddesses… perfection ripened by time. Virgins and little girls? Useless.]
Jin's jaw dropped. "…You've got to be kidding me."
[Current Target Identified: Lady Yue Lian, Sect Widow Teacher. Age: 29. Status: Lonely. Reputation: Untouchable ice beauty. Recommendation: Seduce immediately.]
Jin coughed out a laugh. Of course. Of course my cheat system is basically Pornhub premium.
The Humiliation
Before he could process more, the golden-robed bully stomped down on his chest again.
"Get up, worm! Or do you want me to grind your face into the dirt?"
Jin groaned, but this time he didn't feel as helpless. His pain was still real, but the voice in his head had flipped a switch.
The disciples around them jeered.
"Trash disciple can't even fight back."
"Pathetic."
"Maybe Lady Yue keeps him around to sweep her floors."
The golden-robed man—Lin Kai, Jin's memories whispered—leaned down until his smirk hovered inches from Jin's face.
"Even if you lived ten lifetimes, you'll never be worth Lady Yue's glance."
Something hot surged through Jin's veins.
Not shame. Not despair.
Rage.
He had been a loser his whole life. He had swallowed insults, endured mockery, and died choking like a joke.
But now?
He had a system.
A Milf System.
And Lin Kai had just stepped on the wrong "trash."
First Glimpse of the Widow
Before Jin could spit a reply, the courtyard went silent.
The sound of soft footsteps echoed across the stones.
Every disciple straightened, their arrogance melting into reverent silence.
She appeared at the courtyard's edge, walking with the grace of flowing water.
Lady Yue Lian.
Her hair was black as midnight, cascading down her back like silk. Her robes—simple, white, and perfectly fitted—clung to her curves just enough to hint at the body beneath. Her face was delicate yet proud, lips painted the faintest shade of red.
Cold. Untouchable. Like a moon no man could touch.
And yet, Jin swore he saw it—the faintest shadow of loneliness in her eyes.
[Target confirmed.]
[Quest unlocked: First Cultivation. Objective: Seduce Lady Yue Lian. Reward: Milf Points + Beginner Cultivation Technique.]
Jin's lips curved into a grin.
Alright, Lady Yue. You're my first quest. Whether you like it or not… this trash disciple is about to become your problem.
Cliffhanger
Lady Yue's gaze swept across the courtyard, pausing briefly on Jin's bruised body.
For a split second, her cool mask wavered.
Then she turned away, her voice soft yet commanding.
"Enough. Disperse."
The disciples bowed and scattered, Lin Kai glaring daggers at Jin before storming off.
Jin remained on the ground, grinning like a lunatic.
For the first time in his life—two lives, actually—he didn't feel like trash.
He felt like destiny had just given him the dirtiest, most ridiculous cheat in history.
And he was going to ride it to the top.
This world is about to learn that trash… can taste divine.
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Bullied, beaten, and reborn, Jin Ruyi has just awakened the Milf Cultivation System. His first target? The cold widow teacher, Lady Yue Lian. But with no strength, no reputation, and a courtyard full of enemies, how can he possibly seduce the untouchable ice beauty? And what exactly is a Milf Point?
Next time: "Trash of the Sect" — the Milf System tutorial begins!
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