📌 Recap of Chapter 3
Jin bought Shameless Aura Lv.1, and the whole sect nearly collapsed under the weight of his audacity. He roasted Lin Kai about his mother's panties, made the disciples choke on air, and even got Lady Yue—the untouchable Ice Queen—to twitch for the first time in history. Lin Kai's fury now burns hotter than ever, while Jin plots his next move with just five Milf Points left…
Summoned by the Ice Queen
The next morning, a cold voice echoed through the outer sect courtyard.
"Disciple Jin Ruyi. Step forward."
All conversation died instantly. Every head turned. Jin, mid-slurp of watery gruel, froze. The voice belonged to none other than Lady Yue herself.
She stood in flowing white robes at the center of the courtyard, her jade sword resting casually in her grip. Her presence was a cold moonlight that silenced even the birds.
Jin gulped, then smirked. Well damn. Here we go.
He strolled forward, ignoring the whispers.
"That trash again?"
"He's doomed. Teacher Yue herself called him."
"This will be entertaining."
The Declaration
Lady Yue's eyes swept over him, unreadable. "Jin Ruyi. Yesterday, your conduct in this sect was… unbecoming."
Lin Kai smirked from the sidelines. Unbecoming? Try suicidal, trash.
But Lady Yue continued. "Yet, a cultivator must be tested in all things—discipline, endurance, wit. Therefore, I will administer a trial."
Gasps spread. A personal trial from Lady Yue? This was unheard of.
Jin bowed dramatically, grin wide. "Teacher Yue, I accept! Test me however you like—physically, mentally, even romantically—"
Snickers erupted. Someone choked on air.
Lady Yue's brows twitched by a hair. "Silence. We begin."
Test of Endurance
First, she led Jin to the sparring grounds. Disciples formed a wide circle.
"You will withstand ten strikes from me," she said coldly. "Remain standing, and you pass."
Jin's grin faltered. "…Wait. From you?"
The air froze.
"Begin."
She didn't wait for an answer. Her jade sword blurred. Thwack! The blunt side struck Jin's ribs. He flew back, skidding across the dirt.
"ONE."
The disciples roared with laughter. Lin Kai smirked.
Jin groaned, clutching his side. Okay, Aura, don't fail me now.
He staggered upright, spat blood, and yelled, "Teacher Yue! Is this your sword, or are you just happy to see me?"
The courtyard died. Several disciples collapsed laughing. One actually fainted.
Lady Yue's expression didn't change, but her knuckles tightened slightly.
"…TWO."
Another strike. Another flight. Another shameless comeback.
"Don't worry, Teacher! I like it rough!"
"THREE."
By the seventh strike, Jin's body was a wreck, but his grin was feral. His shamelessness fed the aura, making each word heavier, bolder.
"Teacher Yue, your sword is cold, but I swear your heart is secretly warm for me!"
Even Lady Yue hesitated for half a heartbeat before delivering the eighth strike.
Finally, the tenth blow landed. Jin's vision went black for a second, but he forced himself upright, swaying like a drunken rooster.
"Still… standing…" he croaked, then added with a wink, "Though I'd rather be lying in your lap, Teacher."
The courtyard exploded.
Test of Wit
Lady Yue's voice was calm, but quieter than before. "You endure like a cockroach. Now for wit."
She gestured, and three disciples carried forward wooden tablets inscribed with riddles.
"Answer correctly, and you pass. Fail, and you crawl."
Jin wiped blood from his lip. "Heh. I love crawling, but let's play."
The first riddle: "I am taken from a mine, locked in a wooden case, and never released, yet almost everyone uses me. What am I?"
The disciples leaned in eagerly.
Jin grinned shamelessly. "Teacher Yue's chastity?"
Half the crowd collapsed.
Even Lin Kai gawked. "He didn't—!"
Lady Yue's eyes flickered dangerously. "…Incorrect. The answer is pencil lead."
Jin bowed. "Forgive me, Teacher. My thoughts are always… impure when I look at you."
The courtyard howled.
The second riddle: "What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?"
"The answer's man," a disciple whispered.
Jin raised a finger. "Wrong. The answer is a man after spending the night with Teacher Yue—"
Lady Yue's sword hummed in warning.
Jin coughed. "Ah, I mean… man. Regular man. Two legs, one cane. Totally that."
Lady Yue's gaze lingered on him before she nodded. "Correct."
The third riddle was more complex, but Jin twisted it with a shameless metaphor that made half the courtyard unable to breathe through laughter.
In the end, Lady Yue declared: "Enough."
Verdict
The courtyard was in chaos—disciples laughing, gasping, or staring at Jin like he was insane.
Lin Kai trembled with rage. "Teacher Yue, this trash insults you! He mocks the sect!"
But Lady Yue's eyes were locked on Jin. Her face was unreadable, but her voice carried a strange weight.
"Jin Ruyi. You are… insufferable."
Jin grinned weakly through blood. "Thank you, Teacher. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."
A long silence. Then, shockingly—she sheathed her sword.
"Report to me tomorrow. Alone. At dawn."
The courtyard erupted in disbelief. Alone? With Lady Yue?
Lin Kai's nails dug into his palms. His face twisted with venom.
Jin, meanwhile, barely kept from laughing aloud. Alone? With the Ice Queen? Oh System, you beautiful bastard.
Cliffhanger
As Jin staggered back to his dorm, bruised but triumphant, the Milf System chimed.
[Ding! Milestone Achieved: Survive Lady Yue's Test.]
[Reward: +15 Milf Points, Lady Yue's Favorability: ???]
He collapsed onto his bed, staring at the ceiling, grin wide.
"Tomorrow morning… alone with her. Hah. Either I ascend… or I die."
📊 Milf System Status Screen
Host: Jin Ruyi (Trash → Shameless Cockroach)
Cultivation: Outer Sect Nobody (still)
Shameless Aura: Lv. 1 (Active)
Milf Points: 20
Inventory: None
Favorability (Lady Yue): ??? (Observed, Annoyed, Intrigued)
Current Quests:
Survive Lin Kai's schemes (Ongoing)
Attend private meeting with Lady Yue (Pending)
🔮 Next Chapter Preview
Jin has done the unthinkable: survived ten blows from the Ice Queen and turned riddles into shameless jokes. Now, summoned to her chambers at dawn, he faces the most dangerous trial yet—being alone with Lady Yue herself. Will he charm her, enrage her, or accidentally seduce her sword?
Next time: "Alone With the Ice Queen."
🙌 Author's Note & CTA
🔥 Jin just turned a sect-wide humiliation into a personal invitation! What's your favorite line from his shameless trial?
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