Before stupidly rushing back to Amon's mansion with nothing at hand, Klein quickly ran towards the closest flower shop he had been eyeing for the past few days casually thinking that he should buy some flowers for Amon and his siblings.
Klein entered the shop and was greeted by a man with a gentle smile, Klein, who had learned all about the symbolism in flowers and how they are connected to mysticism chose a few Roses and different flowers that symbolized love and regret and ordered a bouquet, he didn't dare bring a ready-made one... things had already gone to shit, just a little later wouldn't really matter much but if he had something good to show for it it might turn to his favor.
Klein had to pay an entire point in the end for quick work with the best flowers for a custom bouquet, but he didn't even look twice at the cost and paid the money quickly and exited the shop. He had already received 20 pounds from Amon through that divination, how could he even act stingy for his hurt wife?!
Back at the flower shop, the florist put his hands in his pocket pulled out a crystal monocle, and wiped it with a silk cloth before putting it on. He smiled as he leaned against the counter and seemingly started talking to himself, "Ah~ Mr. Fool is so innocent and cute sometimes..."
Then he paused for a moment, as if hearing an invisible voice then started chuckling on his own and replied, "Of course whoever wins the next rock paper scissors championship gets to share him with the entity." He smiled, it was an evil smile.
Klein silently opened the door of Amon's house and slipped inside with the bouquet in his hands, he crept towards Amon's and his room and with a nervous smile slowly opened the door.
"Amon...?" He slowly asked, but then realizing that acting like this would only be more suspicious like he was guilty of something, so he straightened his back and called out in a more casual and happy voice, "Amon, I'm home!"
"...Klein?" A small voice replied back from the bed from under the sheets.
"Are you still sleeping?" Amon feigned ignorance as he approached the bed and sat down at the edge, "I've brought something for you." He coughed out awkwardly as he gently shook Amon who was buried under the sheets.
"...you came back so soon?" Amon asked tentatively, still not coming out of his blanket pile.
"What do you mean so soon?" Klein sighed, was he asking if he had come back so soon from his mistress?! "You should be saying that I'm late."
"Mn..."
Not gonna work huh...
"I- I'm sorry these past few days and weeks I've been ignoring you and... keeping you at a distance..." Klein shuffled awkwardly from where he was sitting on the bed. "I- I also have something to... confess to you. I've actually been lying when I said that I had overtime at work... actually-"
"You don't have to say it, I already know." Amon cut in between Klein's dialogue, he slowly crawled out of his blanket pile and looked at Klein with red puffy eyes like he had been crying a lot for a while. He was wearing a simple shirt and trousers which were all rumpled up from being in his blanket hole.
"Huh?" Klein feigned ignorance once again, no no no, acting completely dumb like this would only make the situation worse... time for a different tactic! "Then that's great!" Klein fake cheered as he jumped at Amon and hugged him tightly, making them both fall into the bed.
Amon made a surprised noise as he was glomped over by his fiance, "Klein?"
"I'm also sorry that because of that I've not been spending much time with you, or... or t-touch you much..." Klein blushed as he started explaining the lie he had come up with, he wasn't going to be completely honest and tell Amon that he had joined the divination club, but he still had another hobby that he had been doing out of work! "Because of that every day I came back my body was sore and spent and I was very tired."
Okay, he knew that his choice of words was rather ambiguous- but- BUT- he had seen this trick in many romcoms and dramas in the past while in high school and college! Make the other person more and more horrified by the possibility of what could have happened or what had happened so that when the truth which is not what they had been so scared of comes up, they are so relieved that they automatically accept it without any more information needed and even ignore the obvious plot holes!
("He should be so glad that it's us he's with... at least we can read his mind even when he's being dumb like this which would undoubtedly make the situation worse..."
"But hey-! Flustered Klein is cute!")
Amon whimpered as he curled up into himself silently, seeming as if he didn't want to hear anymore. How could someone be so shameless?
"Amon? Are you alright?" Klein asked as he tried to look at Amon's face. "I'm really sorry, but it's all over now. The coach said that I was good enough."
"Coach...?"
"Yea? Of course, I couldn't be practicing all on my own." Klein chuckled as he hugged his little hutt wife closer to him. Amon finally looked up into Klein's eyes with wide-open eyes and a hopeful look in them. "Be careful, my arms and shoulders are still a bit sore..."
Amon pursed his lips as he climbed over Klein, trapping him between his arms and looking down at him with an impassive face, "Why does it hurt so bad?"
"A gun's recoil is really bad you know, especially if you don't have much muscle or weight like me..." Klein sheepishly replied back, his face completely red from the position Amon had taken over him.
("Is this what humans call secondhand embarrassment...? Is this human nature?!" Amon clone 35282 groaned. Someone really needed to teach their darling how to bluff properly.)
"A gun...
"Klein?'
"Yea?"
"Where did you go a while ago?" Amon really wanted to know what bullshit excuse Klein had made up to cover up the fact that he had looked at another person aside from him.
"The flower shop- I brought flowers for you!" Klein quickly said as he pushed Amon off of him slightly and pulled out the bouquet that he had placed under the bed to hug Amon. "Here! I chose the flowers myself... hope you like it." Oh God, why was he feeling so embarrassed again?!
"Also-!" Klein quickly started while Amon was holding the bouquet with an unreadable expression, "I have something I feel guilty about!"
Amon quickly jerked up and looked at Klein with a horrified expression.
Yeah... this would probably make things more difficult and problematic... but he really was guilty of that thing.
"While in my night shift... there was this female coworker-"
("Starting so ambiguously again?!"
"It's like he WANTS us to tease him!")
"She brought this women's fashion and dating magazine..." Klein shifted awkwardly as he confessed his sin, "And I might have looked at a few pictures of women and called them pretty in my mind..." before Amon could say anything, he quickly grabbed Amon's shoulders, "But I didn't look at them long-! And you're obviously way prettier! You're pretty even without pretty clothes! You're the prettiest person in this world! Even if I find other people handsome or beautiful, that's just a surface-level observation like saying that an apple looks really red and juicy-"
("Oi- 2-718, please steal my hearing until our dumb fiance is done rambling.")
"-anyways, what I'm saying is-" Klein blushed as he announced, "I love you!"
"Ah..." Amon blushed.
("Ah..." the clones blushed.
"Thank you for not stealing my hearing yet!")
"I... I'm sorry for not saying this for a while..." Klein breathed out as he hugged Amon to his chest. He had made up his mind so much to lie and say those words... but midway he had realised that those words might not be a lie at all...
Bye-bye... my heterosexuality... you will be missed.
Klein cried in his heart as he pecked at Amon's lips lovingly.
"This is the first time you've said that to me..." Amon smiled, a genuine smile, as he hugged Klein back. Yes, this was the first time this Klein had ever said those words to him.
"I'm also sorry for how I had treated you in the past!" Klein quickly said as he coursed the original Klein Moretti in his heart.
"Then..." Amon blushed as he looked at Klein with a bashful expression, he was going to milk this opportunity for all it was worth! "Will you finally sleep with me?"
What-
HUH?!
What kind of advancement was this?!
Klein blushed as he gaped at Amon.
No...
This was reasonable advancement...
After all, he had been rejecting Amon's ambiguous invitations for weeks!
This...
Klein's hands slowly crept out and unbuttoned Amon's shirt. He gently placed his hands on Amon's chest and he nervously started playing with Amon's perky and hard nipples.
Amon moaned into Klein's ears as he spread his legs wider, inviting Klein unabashedly.
This...
Klein gulped.
Was this really happening?
Klein's hands slowly travelled downwards, first to Amon's thin waist running his fingers over every piece of soft pale skin he could find, then his hands went lower and reached Amon's ass.
Amon's ass!
Although there wasn't much meat there as Amon was naturally very thin, Klein couldn't help himself but squeeze them and play with them shamelessly, the little moans and grunts and sinful noises from Amon's mouth just pushing him further and further into depravity.
"You can take it off now..." Amon moaned into Klein's ears.
"Yeah..." Klein gulped as he pulled down Amon's trousers. He almost squeaked in surprise when he saw that Amon was actually wearing panties! Panties! Female panties! The red and lacy kind as well!
That time in the clothes store when Amon was staring interestingly at the women's underwear section... it wasn't actually for Klein but for himself?!
Klein's eyes burned with hunger as he groped at Amon's thighs and ass with the panties still on. The panties were suspiciously tight... it was because there was something that had started growing and hardening in the front!
It would be a shame to take off these panties... Klein lampooned in his mind, after all, it would only be plain naked without those panties...
Klein didn't take the past ties off, instead he rubbed his hands against the clothed dick wearing a mewl from his lovely wife close to him and then pushed the panties aside a bit, letting Amon's perfect cock jerk out from its confines with a bead of precum at the front.
"Klein..." Amon moaned loudly as he started rutting shamelessly against Klein's hand.
"Amon," Klein called out dazedly, but as he was attempting to catch those lips with his own in a deep kiss-
DING! DING!
The doorbell rang.
And a faint voice of Melissa reached their ears, "I'm here to return the empty lunch boxes!"
"..."
Klein quickly jumped off the bed with a panicked expression, "I'll answer the door!" And dashed out of the room.
"..."
Amon slowly turned to the air around him where all the Amon clones were... by all- he meant ALL. Including the ones he had assigned to various places to make sure no one disturbed them!
To think, every single one of them had left their posts to enjoy the show...
"You guys... had one. Fucking. Job."
The clones gulped and shivered in fear.
Notes:
The angel of time? Nah, he's the angel of blue balls now