Just one chapter for now… I literally just got off the train home, so I don't have any stockpiled drafts. Also, I'm exhausted—barely slept last night. The next update will come after I get some proper rest… maybe later today, maybe not.
After sleeping until she woke naturally, Mitsuki Mui found it was still early—barely even seven o'clock. The alarm hadn't gone off yet.
"Mm… let's check my status screen then."
Lewd-Lewd-Lewd Helper
Name: Mitsuki Mui
Strength: 11 (Average Earth adult = 10. A genin's stat breaks past 20 in at least one area.)Agility: 13 (Average Earth adult = 10. Genin benchmark = 20+)Constitution: 12 (Average Earth adult = 10. Genin benchmark = 20+)Spirit: 16 (Average Earth adult = 10. Genin benchmark = 20+)
Lewd Power: 74 (The universal energy. The lewder you are, the more it grows. Can substitute for any other energy type.)
Chakra: 311 (Genin standard = 1,000. Chunin = 10,000. Jonin = 100,000. Kage = 1,000,000. Note: 1 point of Lewd Power = 10 points of chakra.)
Lewd Energy: 2,338 (Usable to exchange for various abilities, items, weapons, and more.)
Innate Ability: Oppai = Power: Rank AA (The larger the oppai, the greater the strength. AA-level chest produces AA-level cultivation speed.)
"Mm… not bad. My chakra has increased a lot."
Then—
Ding!Mission Triggered: "Exposed Play"Condition: Without wearing underwear, expose your [BEEP] for five seconds, and someone has to see it!Reward: 20 Lewd Energy
"Hah—?!"
Mitsuki Mui froze. This was the first time she'd ever encountered something like this!
Sure, her clothing was technically under the domain of her "deciding field." With effort of will, she could suppress this ability for short bursts.
"So basically… this means an accidental flash, huh? But…"
She hesitated over whether to take on this daily mission. The reward was generous—20 Lewd Energy was equivalent to four days' worth of normal dailies.
But still…
Mui opened the Lewd Helper's bloodline shop tab.
There it was, the one she'd been eyeing: the Saiyan bloodline, sitting high on the list.
Saiyan Bloodline Fragment: 2,000,000 Lewd Energy
Uchiha Bloodline Fragment: 50 Lewd Energy
Senju Bloodline Fragment: 50 Lewd Energy
Sage of Six Paths Bloodline Fragment: 88 Lewd Energy
Kaguya Bloodline Fragment: 100 Lewd Energy
Full bloodlines required fragments to assemble:
Saiyan: 120 fragments
Uchiha: 30 fragments
Senju: 30 fragments
Sage of Six Paths: 50 fragments
Kaguya: 50 fragments
Killing enemies granted Lewd Energy as well:
Genin: 1 point
Chunin: 2 points
Jonin: 5 points
Kage: 8 points
Super-Kage: 12 points
Six Paths-level: 20 points
Which meant… this one daily mission was worth the same as killing a Six Paths-level opponent.
In other words, the "value" of her [BEEP] being seen for five seconds was equal to one Sage of Six Paths.
So yes—her [BEEP] was, in fact, priceless.
"Goddamn it! I'll do it!"
Her current goal was that Kaguya bloodline. According to the system, she could only redeem one bloodline. To fuse more, she'd need to purchase a fusion agent for a staggering 1,000,000 Lewd Energy.
And to be clear, all of these bloodlines were already listed at a 90% discount. The prices shown now were after the discount.
Riiiing—
Mui shut off her alarm, climbed out of bed, dressed quickly, threw together a casual breakfast, ate, washed up, and got ready to head off to the Academy.