[First Update]Damn… since two extra 1500-happy-coin rewards came in, this caught me by surprise. Originally, I was planning to keep it to just one update per day for the next few days—after all, I wanted time to play around. But… looking at those rewards, I thought it over and decided: fine, I'll squeeze in some time. It won't be much, but three chapters should do the trick…
After all, it's been a while since I could just relax and have fun…
(Truth is, I never even planned on signing any contract with this book. I was simply too tired of writing other novels, didn't feel like gaming, and had nothing to read, so I wrote this one to unwind. But now, looking at the numbers… could this novel actually become my meal ticket one day?
If it really can keep me fed and happy, then I'll definitely keep updating more…)
The next morning, after taking on another routine daily mission, Mitsuki Mui formed hand seals. In the next moment, three Shadow Clones appeared at her side.
"Alright—your assignments are as follows. Until I go to bed tonight, you're to train seriously. Clone One: train your hand-seal speed. Clone Two: work on the Substitution Jutsu. Clone Three: refine your chakra control. As for me, I'll focus on chakra refinement whenever I've got spare time. That's all. Now get to it!"
"…Oh…"
The three clones replied weakly.
"Hey, hey! Show some energy! What kind of attitude is that?"
"We're exactly like you," one of the clones retorted. "We hate training. It's exhausting. Besides, all the fatigue we feel will rebound back to you. You're really not worried about getting worn out?"
"Not at all," Mitsuki Mui said, wagging a finger. "It's true, I hate training because it's boring—but that's exactly why I dislike it. I'd rather spend that time playing. As for being tired? Please. After training, I can just take a hot bath, release the clones, and collapse into bed exhausted. Isn't that perfect?"
"…When you put it that way… I guess it makes sense…"
"If you don't get it, think it over slowly yourselves. Either way, you are me, right? Hmph. I'm off to school. You all stay home and train properly."
With that, Mitsuki Mui left home in high spirits, heading toward the Ninja Academy.
Time passed quietly in this peaceful routine.
In the blink of an eye, nearly three months had gone by since Mitsuki Mui first entered the Academy.
During this tranquil stretch, her strength had grown at astonishing speed.
Status Assistant
Name: Mitsuki Mui
Strength: 23 (Chūnin level: one stat breaking past 30)
Agility: 29 (Chūnin level: one stat breaking past 30)
Constitution: 26 (Chūnin level: one stat breaking past 30)
Spirit: 37 (Chūnin level: one stat breaking past 30)
Corruption Energy (污力): 132 (a universal energy—so long as you're "dirty-minded," energy increases; it can substitute for any other form of energy)
Chakra: 12,966 (Genin average: ~1,000; Chūnin: ~10,000; Jōnin: ~100,000; Kage: ~1,000,000. Note: 1 point of Corruption Energy = 10 points of Chakra)
Corruption Points: 2,822 (can be exchanged for various abilities, items, weapons, etc.)
Innate Ability: Oppai is Power — Rank AA (the bigger the bust, the stronger the power. At AA, the ability translates into AA-level cultivation speed.)
These were the visible stats.
But beyond them, Mitsuki Mui's actual capabilities were even more impressive. Her hand-seal speed had already reached sixteen seals per second, approaching the legendary speed attributed to Uchiha Itachi—and still climbing, albeit slowly.
Her mastery of the Substitution Jutsu had reached an instinctive level, far surpassing textbook standards. It was so ingrained that she could now perform it instantly without even forming seals.
Her chakra control had also become astonishingly refined. Just yesterday, out of boredom, she decided to try the Rasengan… and thanks to her precise chakra manipulation, she completed it instantly.
She had skipped entire steps in the process.
But… such blissful days were about to end.
Not because of war—after all, the fighting was nearly over.
No, the crisis was something far more personal.
Mitsuki Mui had realized… her bust size was about to reach A-cup.
"An A-cup already?!!"
She immediately spent five points of Corruption Energy to check the exact timing… and discovered she had three months left. Which meant that in three months, her cultivation speed in all areas would drop by nearly tenfold.
"Arghhh—damn it!"
And so… recently, whenever Mitsuki Mui wasn't training, her mood had been noticeably more irritable.