Title: "Mya's Kiri Serenade – The Full Masterpiece"
[Kirigakure Streets – Full Song Reactions]
Mya's hauntingly beautiful voice carried through the misty streets of Kirigakure as she continued her impromptu performance, each line hitting the crowd like a carefully aimed senbon to the heart.
🎶 "Clouds, calm mind, and rain, my dear~"
A shinobi in the crowd clutched his chest, whispering to his comrade: "She's five… why do I feel like she's lived a thousand lifetimes?"
A merchant's wife burst into tears, fanning herself. "Such wisdom… such sorrow!"
🎶 "And no one but you ever appears~"
A Kiri jōnin, known for his stone-cold demeanor, suddenly turned away, pretending to adjust his headband as his eyes grew suspiciously damp.
Chōchō's jaw dropped. "Is she… is she singing about snacks? Because that's the only thing she's ever been this passionate about—"
🎶 "Your nearness is joy, your sight is delight~"
A group of teenage kunoichi clutched each other, swaying dramatically. "SHE UNDERSTANDS LOVE BETTER THAN WE DO!"
Shira, the Kiri escort, muttered under his breath: "This is worse than the time we had to fight the Mist Rebellion."
🎶 "For your embrace, I'd give all in sight~"
An elderly fisherman dropped his net, staring into the distance as if recalling a long-lost love. "…I need to call my ex-wife."
One of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen (off-duty) discreetly wiped his eye. "Damn… allergies."
🎶 "Pour love, and I'll drink from your charm~"
A visiting Suna merchant gasped. "This child is a lyrical genius!"
Chōchō, now hyperventilating: "SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'LYRICAL' MEANS!"
🎶 "Forget the words—just stretch out your arm~"
A Kiri ANBU, hidden in the shadows, accidentally snapped his own pencil in half. His partner whispered: "…Should we report this as an S-rank psychological attack?"
🎶 "I only find peace when I'm before you~"
A hardened mercenary, who had spent decades in the Bloody Mist's darkest alleys, suddenly stood up and yelled: "TELL ME WHO HURT YOU, LITTLE ONE! I WILL END THEM!"
Mya, still playing: "Uh… the dentist?"
The crowd roared in fury. "DEATH TO DENTISTS!"
🎶 "Oh, soul of my soul, my healer so true~"
A priest from the local shrine fell to his knees, hands clasped. "A prophet… sent to us in the form of a child!"
Shira, now pale: "We need to leave. Now. Before they start a religion."
🎶 "In you is beauty, proud and bold~"
The Yuki Clan's heir, known for her icy composure, let out an uncharacteristic squeak and fainted.
Chōchō, shaking her: "NO, DON'T PASS OUT—SHE'S JUST TALKING ABOUT HER FAVORITE DUMPLING SHOP, I SWEAR—"
🎶 "Like sugar's pleasure in tea's fold~"
A tea shop owner burst into his own establishment, sobbing. "WE'RE NAMING A BLEND AFTER HER!"
🎶 "Your features enchant, your grace refined~"
A Kiri puppeteer dropped his puppet, which face-planted into the mud. He didn't even notice. "…I've wasted my life."
🎶 "Who can match your grand design?~"
The Mizukage's advisor, passing by, stopped dead. "…Is that child quoting ancient Water Country poetry? How?!"
🎶 "And your eyes—oh, such deadly spell~"
A Hyūga on a diplomatic visit clutched his chest. "Even the Byakugan… pales…"
🎶 "At peace, yet not, as if they dwell~"
A Kiri poet ripped up his own work, weeping. "I'LL NEVER WRITE AGAIN!"
🎶 "In secret magic, quick to tell~"
A Fūma Clan shuriken-smith accidentally forged a heart shape into his latest blade. "…What is happening to me?"
🎶 "May God protect who hopes they'll dwell~"
The local nuns began chanting. "BLESS THIS CHILD."
🎶 "Yes, to that calm and lovely face~"
A missing-nin, hiding in the crowd, surrendered on the spot. "I… I want to be better."
🎶 "Your sight is breath, your closeness grace~"
The Kiri Hospital director ordered his staff to take notes. "We're prescribing this song for depression."
🎶 "My love for you is a world apart~"
Chōchō, now curled in the fetal position: "I just wanted a vacation…"
🎶 "My heart revives with your kind art.~"
As the final note hung in the air, the entire street erupted—into cheers, sobs, and one man dramatically yelling "I'LL NAME MY FIRSTBORN AFTER YOU!"
Mya bowed, then immediately ruined the moment by asking: "So, who's buying me BBQ?"
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[Aftermath]
· 3 marriages were proposed (to Mya, to the violin, and to "the concept of joy").
· The Kiri Music Guild declared her an honorary master.
· Chōchō's team was banned from future "cultural exchange" missions.
· Mya's parents received a formal request from the Mizukage: "Please let us keep her. We'll give you a lake."
[Final Scene]
Back in Konoha, Naruto stared at the mission report.
Naruto: "So… she didn't break anything?"
Shikamaru: "Worse. She broke their souls."*
Mya, from the hallway: "ENCORE TIME!"
The Hokage's scream echoed through the village.
Author note : it been long ago i wrote this one so don't mind if you don't get ch11