Title: Chōchō's Unexpected Babysitting Adventure - Epilogue: Customer Service Ninja Way
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As Mya's mother dragged her toward the exit, the tiny terror suddenly twisted in her grip to address the room of stunned adults one last time. With the most perfectly manicured customer-service smile ever seen on a five-year-old, she chirped:
"You ever scream internally while smiling and nodding...? That. Customer. Service."
The Akimichi clan elders:
· One choked on his tea
· Another dropped his ceremonial fan
· The third simply began rocking back and forth
Shikamaru, halfway out the door on his way to drown himself in coffee, froze. "That's it. I'm retiring."
From the hallway, Naruto's voice echoed: "SHE'S FIVE! HOW DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"
Mya's mother didn't break stride. "Weekly brunches with Aunt Temari," she deadpanned, hoisting Mya higher as the girl waved goodbye to her adoring public.
At the mission desk, Sarada's pen snapped in half. "We need to put that child in a containment seal."
Inojin, now hiding in the flower shop's cooler: "I've decided to become a hermit."
And as the Akimichi compound gates swung shut behind them, the last thing heard was Mya's cheerful shout:
"TIP YOUR WAITRESSES!"