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The empress saw a book on the stage, took it, and sneered, "Then tell me, what do you think of this book?"
Lu Yun took it and flipped through a few pages, then threw it aside like trash and said, "This is bullshit! This person doesn't understand poetry at all!"
Lu Yun's tone was firm. He had to be absolutely sure in order to survive.
"Oh! Do you know who wrote this poem? It's the work of Yu Shinan, a great scholar and poet from the Kingdom of Tartar. Literati all over the world imitate his works, and you actually call it nonsense!"
There was no emotion on the empress's pretty face, and it was impossible to tell what she was thinking.
"His poetry is full of beautiful parallelism, a child's trick. As the saying goes: Poetry expresses one's will, song expresses one's words. What is in the heart is one's will, what is spoken is poetry."
"Poetry is about artistic conception, not piling up rhetoric. This Yu Shinan thing is bullshit."
Lu Yun was a time traveler and couldn't remember who Yu Shinan was. He just read a few of his poems.
"Poetry expresses aspirations, songs express words; what is in the heart is aspirations, what is expressed in words is poetry."
The empress savored this passage carefully and felt that this sentence alone was better than the entire poem of Yu Shinan.
"Then write a poem and see if it's good. I'll spare your life."
However, the empress wanted to test on the spot whether he could write poetry.
"Your Majesty, please give us a question!"
The empress's beautiful eyes moved as she glanced at Xia Chan and said calmly, "Use Xia Chan as the theme and spend half a minute writing a love poem for her!"
"ah!"
Lu Yun looked at the cold girl beside him, who was crossing her arms over her chest, holding a sword in her arms, staring at him with cold eyes.
This woman is beautiful, but she is just an ice cube. Who would want to write a love poem to her?
Lu Yun looked embarrassed.
"You can't do it, Natsuchan!"
"No, no, I'll do it right away!"
Forget it, forget it, just consider it as saving your own life!
Lu Yun pondered for a moment and said, "Her eyebrows are as light as autumn water, her skin is as delicate as the breeze. The woman beside the wine shop is like the moon, her wrists are as white as frost and snow!"
The Empress recited it again, nodded slightly and said, "Yes, it's a good poem. You really can write poetry."
Lu Yun raised his head and chest and said, "As a scholar from my younger generation, of course I can write poetry."
"but!"
The Empress's eyes flickered: "What I want is a love poem, not for you to praise her!"
"Your Majesty, Miss Xia Chan's face is as cold as ice. I really can't think of any love poem. If you could make her smile, maybe I'd be able to come up with one!"
As soon as Lu Yun finished speaking, a chill came from Xia Chan.
"Well, in that case, let's forget about this poem! Xia Chan, send her to the Queen. If she doesn't please her, just use her as fertilizer!"
Ah! What's going on? He knows I'm a fake eunuch, yet he still wants me to serve the empress? Does this emperor like being cuckolded?
After the empress called for her to leave, Lu Yun, who had survived the disaster, hurriedly opened the door and went out. As soon as he reached a corner, he saw someone coming towards him. He had no time to dodge and bumped into the other person. The other person screamed and fell to the side.
Lu Yun quickly reached out to pull the other person, but he was also pulled by the other person. He fell on the other person and felt something soft under him. His big hand was holding a big and soft thing. He looked closely and was stunned.
He saw a plump woman in gorgeous court dress being pressed under him, with a painful expression on her face.
The other person was wearing a gorgeous blue and white embroidered palace dress, her big and firm breasts and snow-white thighs were faintly visible, her waist was slender, and her buttocks were round and plump.
What's even more terrible is that the hem of her skirt is scattered, revealing the charming black area that is full of seductiveness.
Two plump and round thighs are wearing silk stockings, and the snow-white skin is faintly visible, which makes her look particularly coquettish and seductive.
Lu Yun's big hand was grabbing a plump, peach-shaped breast, and he subconsciously kneaded it twice, feeling its full elasticity.
Lu Yun's body was tightly pressed against the plump body of the woman in palace dress. Feeling the other's hot body twisting, his big cock suddenly became erect and pressed hard against the other's soft and plump private parts. The huge glans rubbed her labia through the thin satin, eager to explore that mysterious place.
The beautiful woman in palace dress who was pressed under Lu Yun was also stunned, her red lips slightly parted and her eyes dull.
When he came to his senses and saw that the other person was a eunuch, he opened his mouth to curse him, but when Lu Yun's cock hit him, he couldn't say anything.
She is the third princess of the Great Xia Kingdom, Di Luoxi. Because she married an impotent prince consort, her body was thirsty for sex, but she never expected that a eunuch's big cock would be pushed against the entrance of her vagina.
I was shocked by the amazing length of the other person's penis.
How could this eunuch have such a long penis? His own son-in-law was simply a piece of crap among crap. He had no idea what it would feel like to be penetrated by such a huge cock. With a surge of excitement in her heart, she subconsciously lifted her snow-white thighs and rubbed them against Lu Yun's body. Her almond-shaped eyes were watery as she looked at Lu Yun, seeming to enjoy the invasion.
Lu Yun quickly came to his senses, quickly climbed up from the beautiful woman in palace dress, reached out to pull her up, and said sorry with a red face, but the penis in his crotch was still erect, bulging and attracting the attention of the beautiful woman in palace dress.
"Are you the eunuch who followed that master? What's your name?"
The beautiful woman in palace dress didn't care about Lu Yun's invasion just now, but asked with a sweet smile.
Originally, Lu Yun was very scared, after all, he was a eunuch. Although the emperor already knew that he was a fake, he had just pushed his dick into someone else's vagina. If the other person told the emperor, he would have more heads than he could chop off.
Just when Lu Yun was panicking, he heard the other party's words.
From the meaning of the other party's words, Lu Yun understood that the other party was not angry. Instead, his eyes were full of love, his cheeks were slightly flushed, and he looked like he was in love.
Lu Yun swallowed his saliva.
The gorgeously dressed beauty in front of me is definitely a coquettish and lustful woman. Maybe there is a chance to get her into bed with me.
But he immediately gave up this idea. His most important thing now was to save his own life and please the queen.
"Where are you from, you little dog slave? Why don't you kneel before the princess?"
Just as Lu Yun was about to answer, a loud shout reached his ears.