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Looking at the eunuchs who fled in a panic as if they had been pardoned, Lu Yun panicked.
What's going on? Why are they all gone? You're not going to kill them anymore? Are you going to kill me alone?
Bad luck!
Lu Yun raised his eyes slightly and glanced at the emperor sitting high up, who had delicate features, fair complexion and was staring at him seriously with a cold gaze.
Lu Yun swallowed his saliva.
Could it be that the emperor has taken a fancy to me?
Lu Yun imagined himself enjoying the pleasure under the emperor's crotch and was so scared that he got goosebumps all over his body.
No, no! If it was a woman, it would be fine, but I can't accept this sissy!
"Who sent you?!"
The empress slowly stood up and walked over, staring at Lu Yun coldly, with a domineering aura coming towards him.
"Is it the East Palace?"
"It's still the West Palace!"
The more the empress spoke, the colder and colder her voice became, and the coldness in her eyes seemed to have solidified into ice.
East Palace?
West Palace?
Lu Yun was confused when he heard this.
What is that?
Holy crap, this is such a bummer!
Could it be that this emperor thinks of himself as an assassin sent by someone else?
Thinking of this, Lu Yun fell to the ground and hurriedly cried out in injustice: "Your Majesty, I have been an orphan since I was a child. I entered the palace as a eunuch just to make a living!"
"Not them"
The empress heard Lu Yun's inner voice and realized that this man was not an undercover agent sent by the princes of the East and the West. The coldness on her pretty face eased a little, and she raised her lips slightly, revealing a mocking expression, "Eunuch?"
What's that look? Does he know I'm fake?
Lu Yun swallowed his saliva. He was so deep in thought that he didn't notice that the empress on the stage was looking at him with anger.
Impossible! How does he know that I'm not a eunuch?
Before he could think about it, he heard the empress on the stage shout, "Xia Chan!"
"Your Majesty!"
"Strip naked!"
"yes!"
When Lu Yun heard this, he knew that the emperor really knew that he was not a eunuch, so he turned around and wanted to run out.
"Zheng!"
"rinse!"
Xia Chan, who was standing next to the empress, instantly appeared in front of Lu Yun, holding an unsheathed sword in his hand.
She is as quiet as a virgin and as cold as ice.
Looking at the sword flashing with cold light, Lu Yun swallowed his saliva. He didn't see clearly how Aunt Xia appeared in front of him, as if she could teleport.
"Well…"
Before Lu Yun could say anything, he heard a few swish sounds, and the eunuch clothes on his body turned into pieces and scattered on the ground.
"Zheng!"
The sword was sheathed, but still no one could see it clearly!
Aunt Xia returned to the empress's side, her pretty face as white as snow, clear and cold, making people's hearts palpitate.
Lu Yun's face was pale, his pupils shrank, and he looked at the cold girl in horror.
The empress looked at Lu Yun, and saw the bulging cock between his legs. Even when it was not erect, it was nearly fifteen centimeters long, looking particularly hideous!
The empress subconsciously let out a shy scream like a woman.
Lu Yun hurriedly pulled up his pants, but because his belt was cut, he could only hold it up with both hands. He muttered in his heart, "Why are you screaming so loudly, just like a woman? It's not like you haven't seen one this big before. Are you scared?"
"Your Majesty, forgive me!"
Xia Chan hurriedly knelt on the ground.
"I'm going to cut this slave into pieces right now!"
Looking at Xia Chan, who was holding a sword and looking murderous, Lu Dao was terrified. At this moment, Xia Chan, who had fascinated him just now and looked like a fairy, was now a devil in his eyes, a female devil who was about to behead him.
"Wait!"
The empress came to her senses and stopped Xia Chan with her hand. She stood up and walked over, staring at Lu Yun and said coldly, "Do you know what the crime of impersonating a eunuch is?"
You know what, you think I want to come to this place?
Looking at the emperor approaching step by step, Lu Yun held up his pants, feeling the overwhelming anger coming. Lu Yun kept swallowing his saliva, shaking his head repeatedly, and begging for mercy: "Your Majesty, please forgive me, Your Majesty, please forgive me!"
The empress looked Lu Yun up and down. She stopped Xia Chan just now because she remembered what she had just heard about his heart. He was proficient in poetry, songs, ice making, salt making, and steelmaking.
Although he didn't know what steelmaking was, he was good at poetry and songs, making ice and salt. He himself didn't know how he got here. Could he be the reincarnation of a banished immortal?
It's not easy to kill him like this!
Why is this emperor looking at me? You smell so good, just like a woman. Is he a bottom? Are you attracted to my big cock? No way! Although you have a nice ass and fair skin, you are not a woman, you are a sissy! I like women!
But my life is more important. How about I just give in to her? I'll just be a fucking dog. Luckily, I'm the bottom, not the top, otherwise I'll just be fucked like a dog!
Lu Yun looked at the emperor's ever-changing expression and kept convincing himself in his mind.
The empress listened to Lu Yun's dirty thoughts and almost wanted to kill him with her own knife. But she finally thought about the complicated situation in the court and the harem, and realized that she needed such a person. She forced herself to hold back. After a while, she looked at Lu Yun with a fierce look on her face and said slowly: "You are a fake eunuch. You shall be executed by slow slicing!"
"What!"
Lu Yun raised his head and looked at the emperor in horror, then felt a pain in his hind legs and fell to the ground. There was another clang sound in his ears, and Aunt Xia drew her sword again.
Die, die! If I had known, I would have let this ice girl chop me to death instead of being tortured to death!
Looking at the sword pointing at him, Lu Yun thought again whether he should just run into it headfirst to avoid suffering!
"But I am not a bloodthirsty person. If you can demonstrate your worth, I can show mercy and spare your life!"
"His Majesty!"
As the empress finished speaking, Xia Chan was about to speak, but was stopped by the empress.
Lu Yun, who was standing by, felt as if he had grasped a lifeline when he heard this and said hastily, "I wonder what value your majesty wants to see!"
"What can you do?"
The empress said lightly.
This made Lu Yun embarrassed and he remained silent.
"You don't even know how to do it! Xia Chan, chop it down!"
"yes!"
"No, no, no, I, I know some!"
Looking at the murderous Xia Chan, Lu Yun said hurriedly.
Little guy, I dare not say anything else, but in this world, I am a big boss. You can do whatever you want, hehe! Little guy, you have made the emperor happy and let her give you to me as a reward. Brother will definitely whip and candle you when the time comes!
Seeing Lu Yun looking at her with a lewd expression, Xia Chan's eyes flashed with disgust. She wished she could just chop this guy to pieces without following the emperor's orders.
So confident? Could he really be the reincarnation of a banished immortal? What kind of question would he ask? Oh, I got it!