Dominic stood in the center of the battlefield's ruins, lazily shaking his shoulders, a confident smile on his face as usual, with a hint of nonchalant mockery in his eyes. He turned to look at the Abomination who was happily dancing, then looked at the furious Hulk, a playful smile playing on his lips.
"Hey, Hulk, look at your good brother, he's dancing quite happily." Dominic spread his hands in feigned innocence, his tone full of mischievous provocation. "Do you want to join their dance party? After all, your Hulk family needs entertainment too."
Before he finished speaking, Hulk suddenly roared, his voice deafening, his massive body becoming even more colossal as his rage burned. His fists were clenched tight, veins bulging on his forehead, his muscles taut, looking like a live volcano about to erupt at any moment.
"You... you... damn guy!" Hulk roared intermittently, his voice filled with anger and frustration. "I... I'm going to flatten your stinking face! Stuff... stuff it down the sewer!" He was so angry he was almost losing his mind, swinging his massive fists and charging straight at Dominic.
Seeing Hulk charging aggressively, Dominic remained completely calm, instead nimbly sidestepping left and right, dodging Hulk's fierce attacks. Each time Hulk's fist struck the ground, there was a loud bang, cracks spread, and dust flew.
"Heh heh, slow down, green big guy!" Dominic taunted while dodging. "Your punches are like a child playing in the sand, can you really do it?"
Hulk roared even more fiercely, his rage reaching his head: "I... I'm going to stuff you into... the sewer...!" His words were broken, his anger making him unable to speak a complete sentence, leaving only a beastly roar.
At this moment, Tony Stark, flying in the air, quietly turned on the screen recording function inside his helmet. His signature smirk was on his face, with a hint of playfulness in his eyes: "Oh, my god, this is truly the most absurd day I've ever seen. See, Dominic, we are witnessing history."
Dominic noticed Tony's actions, frowned, and looked up at the sky in dissatisfaction: "Tony, do you enjoy being my 'cameraman' this much? I haven't signed any agreement to be secretly filmed."
Tony shrugged, his tone relaxed and teasing: "Oh, don't worry, buddy. This is a free service. Besides, when the video goes viral, everyone will remember your 'great' dancing skills today. Who knows, maybe we can dance together and have a superhero street dance competition?"
Dominic, while dodging Hulk's fists, rolled his eyes helplessly, his tone full of sarcasm: "Superhero street dance competition? You're really something, Tony. Do you want to add the title 'Dance King'? Maybe next time we fight, we can start with a group warm-up dance."
"Hahaha, don't forget, I'm Iron Man." Tony spun around in the air, revealing a wicked smile. "Dancing and saving the World, I'm good at both."
Just as Dominic and Tony were joking around, Hulk's anger had reached its peak. Everything in front of him was a blur, he just wanted to turn Dominic's face into mud, then throw it into the sewer, and kick it hard a few times.
"You... can't run away! I'm going to... I'm going to tear you into... pieces!" Hulk roared, his fists smashing into the ground again, dust flying, the ground shaking like an earthquake.
Dominic jumped nimbly, easily dodging Hulk's attack, still smiling nonchalantly. He stood in front of Hulk, lightly patted his clothes, and said mockingly: "Hey, buddy, calm down. If you keep getting this angry, you might actually end up in the 'sewer'. How about we talk about it in a different way?"
Hulk roared angrily, his fists smashing down, seemingly not hearing Dominic's taunts at all. However, no matter how hard he tried, Dominic always dodged easily and freely like a flexible snake, completely preventing him from succeeding.
At this moment, the Abomination was laughing so hard he was almost cramping, watching the scene in front of him excitedly, as if seeing the scene of his dreams. He danced and laughed wildly to himself: "Hahaha! That's it! Look at him being toyed with! This is even more fun than me going up there myself!"
Meanwhile, Tony continued to record this absurd battle from the air, laughing until his stomach hurt. He shouted to Dominic: "Hey, Dominic, do you want to consider actually joining a dance troupe? I can find you a reliable dance teacher to help you choreograph a spectacular entrance dance!"
Dominic shook his head helplessly, thinking to himself: "God, what kind of day is this..."
Nick Fury stood on the roof of a distant building, watching the "battle" - or rather, a superhero farce - with cold eyes through binoculars. The battle scene became increasingly absurd, with Hulk furiously chasing Dominic all over the place, while Dominic elegantly dodged like he was doing ballet, and the Abomination danced beside them, as if accompanying the farce.
Nick rubbed his temples while observing, feeling that his brain cells for the day were almost exhausted by this ridiculous battle. Coulson, standing beside him, also had a complex expression, as if trying hard to suppress some emotion.
"Coulson, what do you think?" Nick asked in a low voice, his tone weary and a hint of helplessness.
Coulson thought for a moment, couldn't help but shrug, and responded calmly: "Uh, Director, it looks like this battle... well, it's more like an absurd 'gym class'. To be honest, I think they might as well form a variety show, called 'Who Can Catch Dominic'. The viewership would definitely explode."
Nick's mouth twitched, clearly not amused by Coulson's dry humor. He took a deep breath and continued to stare at the interaction between Dominic and Hulk through the binoculars. Dominic was currently dodging Hulk's fists with elegant dance steps that were completely out of place for a battle scene, and occasionally mimicking Hulk's roars with comical movements.
"My god," Nick muttered, his voice filled with complete speechlessness. "I think these guys are harder to deal with than aliens. Are you sure they're not joking? I don't remember 'comedians preferred' being on the Avengers recruitment requirements."
Coulson couldn't help but laugh: "Director, I have to say, although this looks like a farce, but... you can't deny that at least no real damage has occurred. If Hulk and Abomination had really fought, I'm afraid we'd be dealing with the ruins of the city center right now."
"Yes, that's the problem." Nick rolled his eyes and said with a cold laugh, "What I want is a superhero team to save the World, not this group of comedians performing some stand-up show."
Coulson glanced at the Abomination who was happily dancing, his face full of helplessness: "Uh, Director, about 'saving the World', it seems they are using a 'way we haven't seen before'."
Nick lowered his voice, his tone full of sarcasm: "Yes, who would have thought that the solution to a World crisis would be to have Hulk and Dominic do a 'bullfight dance', with a 'Dance King' Abomination as a sidekick. How do you think we can explain this disaster at a press conference? 'Thanks to the Avengers for their wonderful dance'?'"
Coulson spread his hands, laughing helplessly: "Director, at least no one died, right? Perhaps we should consider including their credit in the battle report, with the title 'How to Save the World Through Improvisational Dance'. It seems this method is more environmentally friendly than explosions and destroying cities."
Nick was so angry he almost threw the binoculars: "I should really let you write that report, Coulson. You've clearly thought it through."
Coulson responded calmly with a playful smile on his face: "Director, don't forget, you always said to be 'innovative'. And you always said we should deal with unusual crises in unusual ways... Well, today we certainly did."
Nick rolled his eyes and continued to mutter: "Yes, so damn 'innovative'. I can't imagine what the audience would think if this scene was broadcast globally - 'Superhero team? Oh no, they're actually having a street carnival!'"
While the two were complaining and observing, Tony swooped down from the air, still holding his recording device, a smile on his face.
"Hey, Nick, Coulson, you guys have to see this." Tony said triumphantly into their communicators. "I recorded everything. Want to see a superhero version of a funny short film? I think we can consider making a documentary, I've even thought of the name - 'The Absurd Daily Life of Superheroes'. The box office will definitely explode."
Coulson's mouth twitched, and he almost burst out laughing: "Good idea, Tony. Maybe you can get an Oscar nomination."
Nick took a deep breath, feeling like today was the most frustrating day since he became Director. He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily: "My god... what a day..."
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