Dai'chi is hanging out at the base; it has been around half a month since Krytheos joined the Crusaders. He still hasn't learned and is occasionally attacked by Satoshi for being annoying. Dai'chi is lying on his bed, and then he remembers his cats. "I just realized it's been a few months since I last fed my cats, so I should probably go do that. The auto feeder will be empty soon." Dai'chi goes up to his room. He goes through the mirror and comes out of a mirror in the Mysterio Mansion. He walks around his room and looks for the cats. Both of his cats send a barrage of meows at him. They both point at the auto feeder, which is empty. "I guess you girls ate all the food in the auto feeder," He says. He goes and grabs the cat food. He walks back into his room. As he opens the door, he sees a random cat standing on the other side.
"MeOoOwW" The cat meows so loudly that it could be considered ear rape. The cat then stops as it and Dai'chi just stare at each other for a few seconds. The cat slowly walks out of the room, leaving Dai'chi confused about where the cat came from. He goes and fills up the auto feeder of his cats after a bit.
"Maybe I should bring you guys to the base," he says to himself. Mayhem, one of the cats, starts loafing. Then Mayhem starts floating and doing something we will refer to as floating(floating and loafing). The other cat, Mischief, shoots a laser at the wall, going straight through it. Mischief turns towards Dai'chi and meows. She goes to eat the food. "Mischief, stop destroying the walls. I don't need the walls destroyed in two of my rooms." Mischief then falls asleep. She falls directly on her side from standing. He decides to bring them to the base. He picks up both Mischief and Mayhem. He walks through the mirror and reappears in the Crusaders' base. He walks out of his room right as Satoshi walks out of his lab with a random ball, confusing Dai'chi. Aevum also walks into the base, bleeding as usual, probably from failing to defeat that army. Maybe he'll succeed one day. Krytheos is questioning why Satoshi hasn't tried to kill him yet today. The reason is that he wasn't being annoying; he will never figure that out.
"What is that ball, Satoshi, and why do you have it?" Aevum says. Satoshi bounces the ball on the ground, not explaining anything at all. Aevum attempts to figure out if Satoshi was trying to tell him something by bouncing the ball on the ground. "Are you going to give me an answer?" Aevum says.
"I decided to bring my cats to the base because I have nothing else to do with them," Dai'chi says. Satoshi leaves the base to go smoke, ignoring Aevum's question and what Dai'chi just said. Iori sticks her head out of her forge, intrigued by the word 'cats'.
"Kitties," she says, obviously knowing what the best pet is. She walks out of her forge. "Did you say you brought kitties?" Iori says. Aevum teleports away since he has no interest in animals.
"Their names are Mischief and Mayhem," Dai'chi tells her. Krytheos pulls something out of his pocket and slowly walks up to the cats. The bag says catnip on it. He attempts to pet him, but Mayhem cutely bites the heck out of him.
"Can I pet them? Just once. I need to feel fluffy fur. It has been a long day. Fluffy fur," Iori says, a bit suspiciously, and most likely about to lose her mind(understandably). Dai'chi hesitates for a moment.
"I guess you can, just be careful, you saw what they did to Krytheos," He says. Krytheos sits in the corner as he slowly bleeds out. She slowly reaches out her hands, chuckling at a constant rhythm. The cats don't move and let her pet them. "I guess they must like you. Either that or they just dislike Krytheos, which is valid." Dai'chi says.
"They're so cute," Iori says. Iori lays her hand on the floor, and Mayhem headbutts her. To the side, Mischief starts clawing at the windows. She starts leaving scratches all over it.
"Mischief, stop clawing at the window." Mischief angrily meows at him, then goes back to clawing at the window. She stabs her claws through the window and gets her paw stuck. She sadly meows at him. "You did that to yourself," Dai'chi says. Satoshi walks back into the base. Mischief kicks the window and tries to shake her paw loose. She eventually succeeds. Mischief goes up to Satoshi, then jumps on his head, and she starts to eat his hair. Satoshi grabs that cat and holds it in his hand. Mischief starts loafing, still on his hand.
"What the hell is this?" Satoshi says. Dai'chi just stands there speechless, wondering why nothing has happened yet. Krytheos attempts to go pet mischief, but Satoshi and Mischief both bite his arm.
"They get along oddly well," Dai'chi says, not knowing whether to be proud or concerned. Krytheos gets upset and mad at Satoshi. He has bite marks all down his arm as he starts bleeding even more than earlier..
"Why can't I pet them?" Krytheos says. "Satoshi has Mischief, and Iori is carrying mayhem out of the room. I have nothing. Satoshi punches Krytheos, launching him out of the base, not caring about whatever depressing moment he was trying to have. Mischief shoots lasers at Krytheos as he flies out. Dai'chi goes to his room, ignoring any other chaos that has started.
A few hours later, Jesse returns to the base. Jesse walks into Dai'chi's room. When he goes in, he immediately sees the cats. "Oh god, they are here," He says in a grim voice. Staring straight at Mayhem.
"Why, is there something wrong with me bringing the cats here. Nobody else cared, so I figured it wasn't a big deal," Dai'chi says. Mayhem walks up to Jesse and sits down in front of him.
"I DID NOT STEAL YOUR TOY. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS? IT'S LITERALLY IN THE CORNER WITH MISCHIEF," Jesse says. Mayhem starts crazily meowing at Jesse, very loudly. Dai'chi puts his hand on his face and shakes his head. He heavily sighs. Meanwhile, in the corner, Mischief was playing with the exact toy Jesse and Mayhem were yelling/meowing about. Mischief looked over for a moment before going back to playing. After about an hour, Mayhem realized and went over to the corner with Mischief, where they both played with the toy. Jesse teleported away soon afterwards.
*End Of Chapter*