Black Zetsu: "???"
Rogue: "???"
The two of them looked bewildered at the group of White Zetsu kneeling on the ground, completely clueless as to what had just happened.
"Wuwuwu, Lord Black Zetsu, your money was taken by A Fei, it has nothing to do with us!"
"Lord Black Zetsu, we are your most loyal subordinates, please don't kill us!"
"That's right, Lord Black Zetsu, all of this was caused by that traitor A Fei, he was the one who instructed everyone to betray you!"
Hearing this, A Fei looked at the kneeling White Zetsu with a face full of sorrow. His body trembled slightly, his outstretched finger quivered uncontrollably as he pointed at them and said:
"You bastards… you actually sold out your own master just for the sake of your reputation!"
He truly hadn't expected that these White Zetsu—who had always humbly sought his guidance on how to achieve the perfect bowel movement—would betray him at such a crucial moment.
Hearing A Fei's words, all the White Zetsu lowered their heads, burying their faces deep into the ground, not daring to meet his gaze.
A Fei let out a deep sigh, slowly closed his eyes, and a faint bitter smile appeared on his face. Then, with the tone of a hero, he said:
"Forget it… Even if I die today, I will still remain the creator of the Perfect Shit!"
After saying that, A Fei fell silent, standing quietly in place, waiting for death to arrive.
The moment they heard A Fei's words, tears welled up in the eyes of the kneeling White Zetsu.
They couldn't help but recall the beautiful times they shared with A Fei while defecating, and their hearts filled with sorrow and reluctance.
But they knew—they had to survive. Therefore, they had no choice but to betray A Fei. Though it pained them deeply, it was a helpless choice.
A Fei was indeed a good leader, but now, he was on the verge of death…
"Farewell, Lord A Fei!" the White Zetsu cried out in unison.
Black Zetsu's mouth twitched slightly at the scene before him.
Had something strange infiltrated them?
"Who said I was going to kill you?"
At that moment, Black Zetsu's cold voice rang in the ears of the White Zetsu.
The White Zetsu looked up, faces lighting up with joy. "Lord Black Zetsu, you really won't kill us?"
Black Zetsu nodded. "Although you bastards stole twenty-six billion from me, I am still willing to give you a chance to make amends."
Hearing this, A Fei, who had just been prepared to face death calmly, suddenly opened his eyes wide in disbelief, staring at Black Zetsu.
He hadn't expected that after committing such an outrageous act, Lord Black Zetsu would still be willing to give them another chance!
Thud!
A Fei instantly dropped to his knees, frantically kowtowing to Black Zetsu while crying bitterly.
"Wuwuwu, Lord Black Zetsu, I was wrong, I shouldn't have embezzled public funds! I just wanted to know what it feels like… to poop…"
The White Zetsu looked at A Fei with complicated expressions.
If it had only been A Fei secretly taking the money to modify his body, then even if Lord Black Zetsu found out, he might not have punished him too harshly.
But A Fei hadn't chosen to keep that secret. Instead, he shared it with everyone, wanting them all to experience the joy of eating, and in the end, he squandered all of Lord Black Zetsu's money…
Not long ago, when Lord Black Zetsu suddenly appeared and they had all been frozen in fear, unsure of what to do, it was A Fei—who had already escaped—who risked capture by turning back to warn them to run away quickly.
If A Fei hadn't returned just now, he would surely have escaped successfully!
Although as a leader, A Fei often appeared unserious, even obsessing over strange things like researching feces, everyone had found joy in it. Without a doubt, he was an excellent leader.
Yet they, afraid of death, had been ungrateful, betraying their leader A Fei in this way. Thinking back on it now, they felt utterly ashamed.
One White Zetsu suddenly slapped himself hard in the face, muttering:
"We… are not even human!"
At that moment, another White Zetsu responded softly:
"Did you forget? We aren't human…"
That sentence struck into the hearts of every White Zetsu like a sharp blade.
Black Zetsu looked coldly at the group kneeling before him and said calmly:
"Enough, get up. I've decided to give you a chance to atone."
Upon hearing this, the White Zetsu rose to their feet with relief, their eyes filled with gratitude as they gazed at Black Zetsu, full of hope for a fresh start.
Black Zetsu then explained his plan to them in detail.
He wanted to establish a powerful intelligence organization and profit through the sale of information.
He firmly believed that as long as the White Zetsu worked hard, they would achieve tremendous success.
Black Zetsu promised that if they managed to sell intelligence successfully, each White Zetsu would receive one-tenth of the value of the intelligence as a reward.
He knew all too well: if you want the horse to run fast, you must feed it enough grass. Without a proper incentive system, they might choose to embezzle funds and flee again like before—and then he'd have no tears left to cry.
Thus, he put forward this highly tempting reward plan to motivate them.
Sure enough, when the White Zetsu heard both Black Zetsu's intentions and his promise, their faces flushed with excitement.
In unison, they shouted: "We will definitely accomplish the mission!"
After all, this time Lord Black Zetsu had not only forgiven their embezzlement but also given them a brand-new opportunity.
What's more, they could now establish their very own intelligence organization, and every transaction would bring them generous commissions. This was nothing short of thrilling.
Greedy light flickered in the eyes of the White Zetsu, their hearts filled with yearning for the future. They longed to prove their abilities and once again earn Lord Black Zetsu's trust and recognition.
All of it now depended on whether they could successfully build a powerful intelligence network and fulfill Black Zetsu's expectations.
"All right, hurry up and start gathering information. Don't disappoint me this time…" Black Zetsu said as his gaze turned toward A Fei.
Seeing this, A Fei immediately assured him: "We will never let down Lord Black Zetsu's trust!"
With that, the White Zetsu scattered swiftly, beginning to collect intelligence from all over the ninja world…
They gathered all kinds of information—even going so far as to record in detail how many piglets each villager's sow had given birth to.
After all, what if someone really became curious about such things?
Thus, the ninja world was soon filled with White Zetsu everywhere.
Konohagakure, Hokage's Office.
The Third Hokage stared fixedly at the images within the crystal ball, drool dripping from his mouth.
He failed to notice that right behind him, a White Zetsu was quietly scribbling down notes.
"The Third Hokage peeked at the women's bathhouse… how much could this piece of intel fetch?"
"Who's there?!" The Third Hokage suddenly turned around sharply, but saw no one.
"Looks like I'm just being paranoid." The Third Hokage once again turned his gaze back to the crystal ball. "Hehehe, this is just too good!"
"Whew, that was close, almost got caught." Outside the Hokage's Office, the White Zetsu whispered softly.
Similar incidents were happening all across the ninja world…
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