Somewhere in the Land of Fire, inside a fruit grove.
"Eat more fruit, so your bowel movements will be smooth!" said Tobi, stuffing a handful of fruit into his mouth.
"I understand, Lord Tobi!" White Zetsu answered in unison.
Upon receiving Tobi's command, they immediately sprang into action. The White Zetsu climbed up the fruit trees, plucking fruits and shoving them into their mouths.
Although most of the fruits on the trees were not yet ripe, they didn't care.
After all, as long as one could produce a large enough dump, everything was worth it.
"That's it, eat more!" Tobi shouted excitedly. Seeing the White Zetsu so obedient made him feel deeply satisfied.
Just then, Tobi suddenly clutched his stomach, his face twisting in pain.
Immediately afterward, a strange sensation welled up from deep within his body. Tobi instantly became ecstatic:
"Hahaha, finally, I feel like pooping! This time, I'll definitely produce the most perfect poop!"
But at that moment, the surroundings were a bit noisy, which made Tobi unhappy.
He felt that he needed a quiet environment to focus and bring about the most perfect bowel movement. So, holding his stomach, Tobi hurriedly ran into the nearby bushes.
"Perfect poop, here I come!" Tobi muttered in his heart, looking forward to the critical moment that was about to arrive.
His excitement was boundless, as if he could already see the flawless piece of excrement appearing before his very eyes.
He squatted on the ground, his brows furrowed, as though carefully planning something.
—Underground—
"This should be the place…" Black Zetsu stopped in his tracks, glancing ahead.
There was a fruit grove. If his memory was correct, this should be the place Yun Xiao had mentioned.
Black Zetsu decided to quietly surface and take a look, to confirm whether this was indeed the orchard where Tobi and the others were hiding.
In order to avoid alerting the enemy, Black Zetsu cautiously poked his head out of the ground.
However, the very moment he lifted his head above the surface, he was greeted by the sight of a large white object directly before him.
Black Zetsu froze in confusion, unable to comprehend what it was.
Instinctively, he examined it more closely, trying to determine what this white object might be.
"Why does this look so much like… a butt?" Black Zetsu muttered in bewilderment.
Then, realization struck him, his eyes widening in disbelief.
"Damn it, it really is a butt!"
As it turned out, that white object was indeed someone's backside—someone who was squatting with his back turned to Black Zetsu.
Before he could withdraw his head, a loud splattering sound echoed—"splat splat splat"—and a cascade of white excrement suddenly poured down, landing squarely on Black Zetsu's face.
"Ahhh, that feels so good!" Tobi exhaled in satisfaction, his expression euphoric, then excitedly turned his head to admire his masterpiece.
But when he turned, he was shocked to discover a black head sticking out of his poop. Tobi's face instantly turned as pale as paper—though it was already quite pale to begin with.
Wait… wasn't he just eating fruit? How did a head suddenly appear?
Covering his mouth, Tobi gasped in horror:
"Oh my god, I just pooped out a head!"
Hearing Tobi's exclamation, the surrounding White Zetsu all gathered curiously, crowding around to examine the head lying in the pile of poop.
"Master Tobi, you're amazing!" one White Zetsu exclaimed in awe.
"How did Lord Tobi manage to produce this kind of black-and-white poop?" another White Zetsu asked with curiosity.
"Don't you think… this thing looks exactly like Lord Black Zetsu?" suddenly, one White Zetsu proposed a shocking idea, leaving another White Zetsu stunned.
Hearing this, they began to carefully study the black-and-white lump on the ground. Their gazes grew focused and serious, as though they were appraising a precious work of art.
"You know what? They really do look identical!" one White Zetsu cried out in surprise. He used his hand to trace a circle about the size of his own head, believing it matched the size of Black Zetsu's head.
"It even bounces back when you poke it!" another White Zetsu exclaimed, pressing his hand against the black lump and feeling a strange elasticity.
However, as time passed, their curiosity gradually shifted to shock, and finally, to horror.
They suddenly realized that something was terribly wrong. The thing on the ground might not be ordinary poop at all—it might actually be the real Black Zetsu…
Moments later, a sharp roar erupted from the "poop."
"Arghhhh! Tobi, I'll kill you!!!" Black Zetsu's furious scream was filled with rage, chilling everyone to the bone.
But rather than immediately lunging at Tobi, Black Zetsu dove headfirst into a nearby river.
"Ahhh, it really is Lord Black Zetsu!" Tobi shrieked in panic. Clutching his head, he screamed and ran at top speed.
Tobi knew that if he fell into Black Zetsu's hands, he would surely die. Without hesitation, he chose to flee.
The White Zetsu panicked at the sight, shouting frantically:
"What do we do… what do we do… Lord Black Zetsu is after us!"
By this time, Tobi had already sprinted more than two miles away. Hearing the cries of the White Zetsu behind him, he whipped his head around and shouted:
"Hey, idiots, why are you still standing there? Run!"
Snapping back to their senses, the White Zetsu replied:
"You're right, if we don't run now, it'll be too late!"
But just as they were about to move, a chilling voice echoed from behind them.
"Where exactly do you think you're running to?"
That terrifyingly cold voice froze them on the spot, cold sweat pouring down their backs.
"It's over… it's all over… we're completely finished!" one White Zetsu trembled as he turned to face the sinister-looking Black Zetsu.
"L-Lord Black Zetsu… we… we were just passing by…" one White Zetsu stammered nervously.
But Black Zetsu ignored them, his eyes locked firmly on Tobi.
The White Zetsu quickly scattered, leaving Tobi fully exposed under Black Zetsu's piercing gaze.
Seeing this, Tobi forced an awkward smile and stammered:
"Ahahaha, Lord Black Zetsu, long time no see! Where have you been making money lately?"
Black Zetsu said nothing, his gaze only growing colder as it bore into Tobi.
Tobi's cold sweat dripped down his face. Could it be… Lord Black Zetsu already knew about him embezzling the funds?
That's impossible… I covered it up so well, there's no way anyone could've found out… But looking at Black Zetsu's expression right now… it really feels like he knows!
What should I do… Should I admit it? No, no, no! If I admit it, Lord Black Zetsu will definitely punish me…
Conflicted, Tobi finally decided to play dumb. Putting on an innocent face, he said:
"Lord Black Zetsu, what's the matter?"
Black Zetsu remained silent, but his eyes grew ever colder.
Tobi's legs trembled violently. He was sure of it now—Black Zetsu definitely knew about the embezzlement!
"Is Lord Black Zetsu planning to punish me right here?" The thought made Tobi's face turn ghostly pale.
At that moment, the White Zetsu around them suddenly dropped to their knees before Black Zetsu, shouting in unison:
"Lord Black Zetsu, please make the decision for us!"
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