Outside Konoha Village.
It wasn't long before Obito returned.
"Let's go, Black Zetsu," Obito said.
"Alright," Black Zetsu replied, then turned to the White Zetsu behind him."We're leaving the Land of Fire for now. Make sure you keep the money in the base safe."
"This money is very important. We need it to exchange for weapons at the border shops!"
"I understand, Lord Black Zetsu!" Fei replied.
Black Zetsu nodded in satisfaction and left with Obito.
Ah Fei watched the two of them leave, then sank into thought."I wonder… could that shopkeeper tell me what it feels like to poop?"
"Most people sing that shopkeeper's praises. I believe he'll tell me exactly what defecation means!"
Talking to himself excitedly, Ah Fei began roaming all over the Land of Fire in search of Yun Xiao's shop.
At the border of the Land of Fire.
Yun Xiao lay lazily on a chair. Strangely enough, ever since Nagato and the others had left two days ago, not a single customer had come by.
He yawned."With such little foot traffic, how long will it take before I make big money?"
The goods in the system store were absurdly expensive. He couldn't afford any of them.
Without money, he couldn't buy items to strengthen himself. But without strength, he didn't dare leave his shop. After all, the ninja world was far too dangerous for someone without power.
All he could do was sit idly inside."I wonder how far along the story has progressed by now…" Yun Xiao muttered.
Outside the shop.
Ah Fei's face lit up with curiosity as he spotted the storefront."So this is the shop Lord Zetsu spoke of?"
After searching all night along the border of the Land of Fire, he had finally found it.
"I wonder if this shopkeeper can tell me what 'pooping' means?" Ah Fei mumbled as he walked in.
"Boss!" he called out.
The sudden voice startled Yun Xiao. He quickly stood up and looked toward the entrance, only to see a White Zetsu rushing inside.
Judging from this White Zetsu's silly demeanor, Yun Xiao immediately recognized that this one was a clownish type.
Among the countless White Zetsu created by Uchiha Madara, Ah Fei was a rather peculiar case.
He was… a senior researcher of human excretion… a prosthetics wholesaler… and a demon who had possessed a body…
Yun Xiao smiled politely."May I help you with something?"
"Boss, do you know what it feels like to poop?" Ah Fei asked eagerly, running right up to Yun Xiao with a face full of expectation.
Yun Xiao froze. He hadn't expected such a question.
He opened his mouth several times but found himself at a loss for words, unsure how to describe the sensation.
Seeing Yun Xiao's expression, Ah Fei's face fell with disappointment."So it's like that, Boss… you don't know either…"
He said this with a hint of dejection, then turned to walk toward the door.
But just as he was about to leave, Yun Xiao suddenly spoke up."Although it's hard for me to describe, I can make you poop."
"Boss, is that true?!" Ah Fei froze in his tracks, then grabbed Yun Xiao's shoulders, shaking with excitement.
Yun Xiao nodded with a grin."I can install the necessary internal organs inside your body. That way, you'll be able to defecate like a normal person."
Hearing this explanation, Ah Fei leapt around in joy."Hahaha! I'll finally be able to poop too!"
"Boss, hurry up and install them! I want to poop right away!" Ah Fei shouted with eagerness.
As a White Zetsu, his biggest dream was to be able to defecate. Never in his wildest dreams did he think this wish could come true.
"Because your body is special, I'll need to cultivate organs that suit you. That will cost fifty million ryō. Do you have the money?" Yun Xiao asked with a smile.
The price stunned Ah Fei. Did this mean he wouldn't be able to experience the feeling of defecation without money?
For a moment he was disappointed—until he suddenly remembered. Lord Zetsu had stored plenty of money in the base. He could use it to remodel his body and finally fulfill his dream of pooping!
Thinking of this, Ah Fei's face lit up."Boss, I have money. I'll go get it right now!"
With that, Ah Fei sprinted out of the shop.
"Ahahahaha! I'll soon know what it feels like to want to poop!" he shouted in excitement as he ran.
Listening to his fading voice, Yun Xiao tilted his head curiously."Does even White Zetsu have a habit of making money?"
He really couldn't figure out where Ah Fei's funds were coming from.
Inside Black Zetsu's secret base.
"Ah Fei, what are you planning to do with all this money?" one White Zetsu asked.
Hearing this, another White Zetsu also looked at him curiously.
"I'm going to use this money to remodel my body. That way, I'll finally be able to poop!" Ah Fei declared with excitement.
The others were dumbfounded. Another White Zetsu walked over, disbelief in his eyes."Seriously?"
"Of course! And it only costs fifty million!" Ah Fei said earnestly. "Do you want to transform too? Then we can poop happily together!"
At his words, the White Zetsu began wavering. They exchanged hesitant yet longing glances before turning back to Ah Fei.
"This isn't good… that money belongs to Lord Black Zetsu…" one of them said nervously, clearly worried.
"What's there to be afraid of? We'll just say the money disappeared. Lord Black Zetsu won't notice anyway—he's too busy."
Ah Fei's lips curled into a mischievous grin.
Another White Zetsu's eyes lit up."Good idea!"
No longer hesitating, they scooped up bundles of cash and cheerfully followed Ah Fei out.
In an instant, the pile of money that had once filled half the base was reduced by a third.
At the border of the Land of Fire.
"Boss, I'm back!" Ah Fei called out at the entrance.
"So fast?" Yun Xiao asked in surprise as he stepped outside.
But when he saw what was waiting outside, his jaw nearly hit the floor.
There stood dozens of White Zetsu, their bodies practically wrapped in money.
Holy crap, were these guys planning to rob a bank or something?!
"Boss, we all want to poop!" Ah Fei announced proudly.
Realizing what was going on, Yun Xiao quickly composed himself and grinned. He immediately stepped aside, gesturing respectfully."Come in, come in!"
A dozen White Zetsu rushed into the shop.
"Boss, let's start quickly! I can't wait any longer!" Ah Fei urged impatiently.
Yun Xiao nodded repeatedly. There were twelve White Zetsu in total. He hadn't expected a single business deal to bring in six hundred million!
Once the White Zetsu paid up, Yun Xiao immediately raised twelve transformation artifacts and had them each lie down.
Not long after, the modifications were complete.
The White Zetsu examined their bodies curiously, but it seemed as though nothing had changed.
"Boss, why don't I feel the urge to poop?" Ah Fei asked suspiciously.
"That's because you haven't eaten anything yet. Once you eat, food will enter your stomach, turn into waste, and then you'll be able to defecate." Yun Xiao patiently explained.
"Ohhh, I see! I get it now!" Ah Fei said, then bolted out of the shop in excitement.
Seeing this, another White Zetsu also dashed outside with enthusiasm.
Watching them run off, Yun Xiao suddenly remembered something. He hurried to the door and shouted loudly:"Don't relieve yourselves anywhere!"
He wasn't sure if they had even heard his warning…
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