With the rifle in my hand, I leave my room and enter the room next door.
Originally, this was my room. The window connects to the window of my childhood friend's room, and it's close enough to cross between them.
It was fun back then.
[Woof]
[Yeah, I'm gonna cross through her window.]
[Woof]
[I know it's not open.]
[Woof]
[Chill, I've got the key.]
"Clank"
I grab a nearby bat and smash it against the window.
[It's open.]
[WOOF]
[YEAH, when her aunt gets back, we'll have to tell her someone broke her window.]
As if I'm gonna let some bastard act tough in my territory.
As I get angrier, I clear away the broken glass from the window and enter the room I haven't been in for over a year.
[It's still all pink… Ohhh, she still has the stuffed animals I gave her. Isn't she shameless?]
[Woof]
[I know… Watch the house. I'll be back soon.]
I go down the stairs and open the front door.
[Hey, bitch.]
[[Huh?]]
When I open the door, the two girls are still in the same situation.
What's with this level of uselessness?
[Move or die.]
As I declare it, I aim my air rifle at the garden gate.
[Wait, what do you think you're— KYAAA!]
Maybe she got distracted by me, but the woman was thrown aside by the force of the rat as it slammed into the gate.
[GRRRRR]
The giant rat bursts through the garden gate. Its huge red eyes look at me like I'm a snack, and its mouth is secreting disgusting saliva.
[Bitch, whose territory do you think you're in?]
"Thwack"
[griaaaaaaaaaaa]
I fire my rifle and pierce its red eye. Don't underestimate the hours I've spent playing shooting games on simulators.
[GRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
The giant rat writhes in pain… Why won't you die? I pierced your damn eye, you know? Just die obediently.
"Thwack Thwack Thwack Thwack Thwack Thwack"
[GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
I fire several more rounds into the stubborn giant rat's head. It looks like it hurts like hell, but it won't go down for some reason…
[Grrrrr]
The rat, which seems to have recovered from the pain of losing its eye, looks at me with hatred.
[Don't give me that dirty look.]
"Thwack"
[GRIAAAAAAAAA]
I pierced its other eye.
[Alright, I'll let you off with this. Now get lost.]
After declaring that, I close the door.
"BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG"
[GRAAAAAAA]
On the other side of the door, it sounds like the rat is trying to break it down with everything it's got, but this door is nothing like the garden gate. It won't be able to break through.
[Since I'm tired, I'll let you go for today.]
Yeah, it's not like I'm scared of it because the rifle won't kill it or anything. It's just that I've had enough excitement for one day.
When I turn around to go back to my sacred place…
[…I don't know who you are, but get lost or I'm calling the cops.]
There were two girls behind me. Where did they come from?
[DIDN'T YOU COME OUT TO SAVE US?]
The one who looks like a woman in her 20s wearing an office suit is complaining for some reason. What is this bitch talking about...
[Ohhhh, right, there were two girls in the garden… Well, get lost and take your friend with you.]
I say this pointing to the door
[GRYAAAAA]
"BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG"
So loud, so annoying.
¡take your damn friend!
[HE'S NOT OUR FRIEND AND THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN LEAVE WITH THAT THING OUT THERE!]
[Complaining, that's all you do. With that attitude, do you even have a boyfriend?]
[You're a—!]
[Sister, stop it...]
The one calming the angry woman is a girl in a middle school uniform.
[Ohh, you're the crybaby girl.]
There are tears in her eyes, so that's what I'm assuming.
[Anyone would cry in that situation, you know?]
[I don't give a truckload of fucks. Get lost.]
[[AT LEAST HEAR US OUT!]]
TSK…