["So, who's going to pay for the beer I'm drinking?"]
I interrogate the two vixens as I sip a beer in my neighbor's living room. It's a good thing she had these; I'm in heaven.
["PAY FOR IT YOURSELF!"]
["Do I look like I have any money?"]
["THEN DON'T DRINK IT IN THE FIRST PLACE… Wait, are you even old enough to drink?"]
["Oh, I'm sorry, you trespassing ladies. I thought you could at least buy a beer for your gallant savior."]
["F-fine, I'll pay for it…"]
["Sister, you're letting him get to you."]
["Brat, stay out of things that don't concern you."]
["I-I'm not a brat! I'm twelve years old."]
["Then crybaby."]
["I TOLD YOU TO FORGET ABOUT THAT!"]
["AAAAAA, GEEZ, we're not getting anywhere with this."]
["Right, this was the last beer, so I'm leaving. You two, get lost."]
["Back to square one again? And you couldn't even offer us something to drink?"]
And the bitch just kept going on and on.
["This isn't even my house, okay? I need you to leave, or the old lady will get mad at me for letting weirdos into her house. Then I'll go back to mine."]
["Wait, don't you see we can't go out there with that thing?"]
["You just have to withstand a bite or two, it's not a big deal. At least one of you can get away alive, I guarantee it."]
["Hey! Why are you like this? Are you planning to abandon two beautiful ladies? And you still call yourself a man?"]
["Says the woman who proclaims herself to be cute?"]
["I don't proclaim it, many men at work desire me, you know."]
GRYAAAAA.
crack crack crack crack crack
The rat was still trying to break down the door, and the noise was starting to exasperate me.
["Big brother, is there nothing we can do so you won't kick us out?"]
The crybaby brat asked me seriously… Something I want from them, huh?
["Ummmm…"]
The older sister caught something in my silence and shot me a sly look.
["Looking at you closely, you're a developing teenager, aren't you?"]
She undid the first button of her shirt as she spoke in a seductive voice. Her melons were barely visible from above as she leaned over the table.
["This situation must be difficult for you… Sorry for not noticing sooner. At a time when you don't know how long the food will last, it must be hard to share your rations with two complete strangers."]
["Sister…"]
The little one wanted to say something, but the older one silenced her with a look. I thought she was just an "older sister" in name only, but it seems I was wrong.
["You know… there are many things a mature woman like me can do for a teenager like you. I assure you, you won't regret it."]
She pushed her chest against the table as she looked at me provocatively.
["Do I look like the kind of idiot who'll do whatever you want just because you show a little skin?"]
["Yes!"]
["You'd better believe it."]
And just like that, I took them to my house.