[Help aaa, please, someone]
There I was, peacefully in the middle of the night, crying in the fetal position while hugging my best and most loyal friend, Zeus, not bothering a soul.
Thud
[Kyaaa]
[Sister]
But even when I'm not destroying the happiness of those around me for no apparent reason, life just won't stop kicking me.
[ALICIA, DON'T GET ANY CLOSER]
ThudThudThudThud*
[But sister, at this rate… SOMEONE, PLEASE, HELP AAAA]
[WHAT THE HELL, CAN YOU SHUT UP? WE ALL HAVE OUR OWN PROBLEMS, YOU KNOW? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?]
When my patience reaches its limit, I open my bedroom window and yell at them.
Startled by the sudden scolding, the two girls look in my direction, stunned.
I can't see well in the dark, but I can make out what looks like a deformed dog trying to push open the neighbor's garden gate where two girls are. One of the girls is blocking the gate with her body.
[I'VE BEEN WITHOUT INTERNET FOR OVER 10 HOURS, YOU GET IT? WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAINING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN I'M SUFFERING SO MUCH?]
I think the withdrawal is starting to get to me. I'm going to die at this rate.
Shameful, dishonorable.
Since I've said my piece, I try to close the window, but.
[P-Please, wait, I'm begging you, help my sister.]
The one who seems to be the younger sister asks me for help.
[AHHH, why should I help you? What does the Rat Kid get out of this?]
Since they're calling out to me, I might as well answer. My policy is to do whatever seems more fun whenever I get the chance. Besides, I haven't harassed anyone in at least 15 hours. I'm in a critical situation here. Thinking about it, this pair showed up at a good time.
[P… Please, if we don't do something, my sister will die…]
The girl looks like she's about to cry.
[And how does that affect the Rat Kid?]
Come on, at least make it fun, right?
[UWEEEE]
H… Huh? Don't cry. Why are you crying?
[HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT AT LEAST SAVE MY SISTER. AT THIS RATE, THIS RAT WILL BREAK THE GATE AND WE'LL BOTH DIE. HAVE MERCY!]
While I'm wondering why someone would cry so easily, the one I think is the older sister starts begging me while holding the gate shut with all her might.
[Like I care…]
Wait… a rat? Did she say rat?
[Oi, what do you mean, a rat? The deformed dog?]
[IT'S NOT A DOG! IT'S HARD TO SEE IN THE DARK, BUT IT'S A GIANT RAT!]
[HUHHH?]
Not believing the woman's words, I look for a flashlight and point it at the deformed dog… It's a rat… AHHHHHH, you bastard! You got the balls to enter my territory? The territory of this Rat Kid? The territory of the great me? You wanna die?
For one rat to enter another rat's territory like he owns the place… if you wanna die, just say so.
When I get pissed, I grab the air rifle next to my bedroom window.
What, why do I have an air rifle?
Pfft, why wouldn't I have one?
Woof
[Of course I'm gonna kill that bastard.]
We Rat Kids are naturally territorial. I can't let some bastard invade my turf. I've got a reputation to uphold.