"When's the egg gonna hatch?" Melody asked in the middle of the awkward 'family dinner' between the three of us. Her mom and I were on one side of the small square wooden table, while she was on the other. Jill was eating some scraps on the floor.
"Could have already hatched. Might take a few days. Won't be long either way. But you have to have a bond with your Pokemon. If you two aren't compatible…" I shrugged and fed some noodles on my fork to Mew, who slurped them up happily. She was sitting on the left side of my plate.
By the way, I was wearing a white t-shirt and black boxers. Even though I've never been over her house before, Arianna had some of my clothes. She was the one who bought me clothes in the first place after all.
"Mom, can I go over Uncle's house tomorrow?!" The little girl blinked her blue blue eyes at her mother.
"I'm gonna take him to the doctor while you're at school." Ari replied calmly as she twirled her spaghetti a little absentmindedly to my right.
"I really don't think I need to go to the doctor…" I looked over at her face and saw her frowning, "At least, it's not like there's any emergency, right? We can put it off for a few months. If I feel bad, then I'll definitely go, okay?"
"Fine…" She muttered and ate some more pasta slowly.
"Does that mean I can go over after school?" Melody asked with a hopeful expression on her pretty face. I looked over at Mew and saw the perverted Pokemon staring at the kid's cleavage. That little girl seemed to notice my wife's gaze as well. There was a smirk on her lips as she leaned over the table in her low-cut pink shirt.
"Mel, what the fuck are you doing?" Arianna glared at her daughter and complained, "I know your Uncle's hot, but cut that shit out."
"What? Ew! Mom!" The 'Little Girl' glared back at her mother and retorted, "I'm not a slut like you!"
"Bitch, you did not just call your mother a slut!" My cousin shouted at her daughter.
"You really shouldn't call your kid a bitch." I snickered on the side and both of them turned towards me.
"Are you my new Daddy?" Melody asked with a devious smirk.
"Nah, he's 'my' new Daddy." Arianna giggled and hugged my head against her chest.
"Ew!" Melody blushed and gagged a bit, looking away from the two of us and turning her attention back to the laughing pink kitty-cat, "So, can I go over your house tomorrow or not?"
"Mew-mew~?" Mew pointed to herself in confusion and then looked over at me, "Mew-mew~!"
"It's up to your Mom." I snickered and pulled my face way from her mother's chest, continuing to eat my pasta and feeding some of it to my cat-wife.
"Sure, whatever." Arianna chuckled, "Might as well stay the night."
"Yay~!" Melody cheered and startled us, "I'll go pack my shit!"
"Not 'tonight', but tomorrow night. We can spend the weekend over there." My cousin casually decided to stay over at my house for the weekend…
"Fine by me. We have a guest room that's probably nicer than your bedroom. What about your dog though?" I looked over at Jill, who whimpered sadly as if she knew that she was being left out… Or maybe she was just begging for more food?
"I'll just have to make an extra trip." She was already going to have to make two trips back and forth. It was 30 minutes one-way, so yeah, it adds up.
"You should just buy a car. I'll pay for it."
"Oh my God! Thank you, Daddy~!" Melody screamed excitedly from across the table and scared me again.
"Seriously Cuz, you don't have to do that." Arianna frowned and held my hand, "You're my Cousin, not my fucking Sugar Daddy. I was just kidding."
"Consider it a work expense." I shook my head and sighed, "You should probably pick a truck or a big van. You're practically turning into my own personal Butler. Well, me and Mew. It's worth the money if you can work safer and more efficiently, right?"
"Fuck, why does that sound so hot?" My cousin snickered and her daughter cringed, "Alright, fine. Cars are fucking expensive now days though. I hope you don't regret it."
"I'll regret it a lot more if anything ever happens to you on that fucking motorcycle." I hugged her and she hugged me even harder, practically burying my face in her cleavage.
"Mew-mew~! Mew-mew-mew~!" I heard Melody trying to 'speak' with Mew, but the cute pink kitten wasn't responding.
Mew complained to me telepathically, "I don't like this bitch. She reminds me of Cynthia."
"Pft-hahah~!" I couldn't help laughing into my cousin's tits.
"You okay there buddy?" Arianna also laughed and patted me on the back.
"Yeah, I'm fine." I pulled back and breathed a long sigh.
"I was talking to my daughter. I think she's having a fucking stroke." She looked over at the little girl who was 'talking to herself' in Mew-speak, "Wait, Mel, have you been talking to Mew?"
"I'm talking to her right now Mom." The little girl rolled her big blue eyes and complained, "You just can't see her because she's mind-fucking you."
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Ari looked over to Mew and didn't see anything, obviously, then back at her daughter and sighed, "You're definitely trying to fuck with me. Or you're schizophrenic."
"Whatever Mom." Mel grumbled and pouted, crossing her arms in front of her bulging chest as she leaned back on her creaking wooden chair, "I'm still gonna go pack my shit for the trip tomorrow. You guys… Have fun, I guess."
After that, the little girl who was like 5'10", sauntered off to her room again. Leaving me and her mother alone in the kitchen… With Mew of course.
"A new pick-up truck is gonna be at least forty or fifty grand after taxes." Arianna was already looking up trucks on her phone, sipping a glass of water with her other hand.
"That's… Bearable." I smiled wryly, "It's crazy to think about how I can just buy a fucking truck casually… Last year around this time, I was debating whether to spend 5 dollars on a game that was on sale and eventually decided against it."
Music started blasting from the top of the stairs. One of those League of Legends songs. A relatively new one, but I can't remember the name.
"I know, right? Last year, I was drowning in debt, alone, no… Not alone, I had Melody and Jill, but you know what I mean. If it wasn't for them… Well, you know. I know you know." Arianna smiled at me and then kissed my lips. It tasted like pasta sauce, which is a good thing.
"I know." Of course I knew. Most people probably know. Hard to go through life without feeling that way sooner or later. But as long as it doesn't end, life does go on eventually. Maybe even after death, it still goes on? I'm not planning on figuring that one out anytime soon though. Got too much to live for to get Isekai'd now!
"Mewmew~!" My wife giggled and hugged the side of my face, so I kissed her as well. After all, Ari was busy looking up trucks on her phone. Apparently she wasn't interested in vans.
The rest of the night was pretty normal. We took another shower, though only a quick one. We both were covered in so much sweat and other juices from earlier, so yeah, we needed to wash off. One at a time. Though Mew was obviously with me the whole time, so I guess I wasn't alone.
"Night Dude." My cousin was clearly exhausted and didn't wanna do anything else that night.
"Night, Ari." I was kinda tired too… Even Mew went to sleep! It was a miracle!
I looked out the window, where some wind was blowing through the white curtains and sighed. I had a boner. Even after cumming so many times today, I was still fucking horny.
How could I not be horny? I was looking Rayquaza right in the face if I turned one way. Staring at Mew's sexy ass if I turned the other way. Smelling both of their scents and remembering the fact that I'm literally sleeping with my Cousin now…
Goddamn it. For the first time in many months, I was gonna have to jerk off.
Then, under the moonlight, I saw two glowing crimson eyes peering into the room. There was also a glowing golden oval between those eyes. And glowing lines on those long, black butt-plug ears.
"Father. I have come.(Umbreon. Umbre.)"