Arianna yawned as she drank some coffee in the kitchen the next morning. It was early, but not 'that' early. Melody had already taken the bus to school by the time I woke up. As for Mew? She was still sleeping on the pillow. If she doesn't get her 12 straight hours of daily rest, not including naps, she won't be a very happy cat. Nobody wants to see an unhappy Mew.
"Dude, I had the craziest dream last night." My cousin blushed a bit as she sipped her coffee in a thin black robe that was practically wide open. Well, it was just the two of us. I wasn't even wearing anything at all.
"Let me guess, you had a three-way with me and my dog?" I smirked and sat down on the chair across from her, drinking some orange juice and quenching my thirst.
"It was so fucked up, but so hot… Wait, how'd you guess?" Arianna's blue eyes widened in surprise, "Did you whisper some shit in my ear as you fucked me last night?"
"I didn't fuck you in your sleep. You were definitely awake. You caught me getting a blowjob from Midi and I asked if you wanted to fuck him… You said, uh… Sure, why not?"
As I spoke, she seemed confused at first, but then she smiled and asked, "This is some guided hypnosis shit, right?"
"Goddamn it, Ari, my Umbreon made you his bitch and you seriously think it's a fucking dream? Besides, I wouldn't do that to you. I wouldn't just rape you in your sleep. I'd at least get your permission to fuck you first, right? And I definitely don't know any hypnosis tricks!"
"Bullshit!" Arianna pouted like her daughter and sipped her coffee, scrutinizing my face for a while before asking, "Where the hell did your 'Umbreon' come from and where did he go?"
"It's only thirty miles. He ran here and ran back home." I shrugged, "A wolf can run more than thirty miles per hour. My Midnight is way faster than that. Especially at night and under the moonlight."
"Pft-hahaha~!" For fuck's sake, she started laughing!
"Umbreon is a real Pokemon. He's not a fucking dog!" I admitted the obvious truth, but she just started laughing harder…
"Goddamn it…" When she saw my irritated expression, Ari started cackling again.
What the fuck did Mew do to my cousin? Or maybe it's not even Mew? Maybe… Maybe Pokemon being real is just so absurd and ridiculous, that she simply can't comprehend the possibility?
I can't tell if she's the fucked up one or if I am? After all, what normal person would immediately trust and believe in a strange eldritch horror that entered into reality through their dreams?
Well, it's not like I never considered the possibility that Mew wasn't actually 'Mew'. One thing I thought about was something like a Stand from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Maybe not that exact version of that particular concept, but basically, I'm some kinda fucking Psychic and Mew is just a Psychic Avatar I created somehow.
The problem with that concept though, is that I'm a writer. I've written so many of my own characters over the eons, I mean, years. So why the fuck would I come up with Mew as my Avatar? It'd probably be one of the many Eldritch Deities that I've created myself.
Also, if it was 'me' and not Mew, then there would probably be a lot of other Psychics out there, right? At the very least, there are plenty of other crazy authors in the world. Especially in China, where they write like 20-30k words a day in order to survive.
No matter how good their censorship, somebody would've noticed a bunch of dudes flying around on magic swords or creating nuclear explosions with fancy talismans. If there was a Supersaiyan, I would've noticed the planet exploding by now. In China of course. Because China is the main exporter of Japanese Anime Fanfiction as far as I know. For the Japanese, they need to worry about copyright laws and stuff.
At least that's what I'd assume. I really don't know. I don't think I've ever seen a translated fanfic that was originally in Japanese… I guess I never really looked for it specifically either.
"Oh wait, is Doujinshi Fanfiction?" While my cousin was looking up truck dealerships nearby on her phone, I was using my own phone to google stupid shit like 'what is fanfiction called in Japan?' or 'Japanese Fanfiction Sites'.
"Shit, you just now found that out? And you call yourself a Weeb. Hahahah~!" Arianna started laughing again…
"When did I ever call myself a Weeb?" I rolled my eyes and grumbled, taking another sip of orange juice, "So… Do you wanna fuck?"
"Nah, I'm still kinda sore from yesterday." She sighed dramatically and complained, "I'm an old lady now. Gonna be 36 soon. Fuck."
"Heheh~! You're just outta shape." I shook my head and looked at her angry face, "What? I'm not saying your fat. I'm just saying you're chubby."
"Fuck off!" She gave me the middle finger and snickered, "Now I don't feel that bad about buying this fucking truck… Shit! Are you absolutely sure about this, Cuz? I can buy a second-hand one for a lot cheaper-"
"Might as well buy a new one. Even used cars are expensive as fuck now. If you're gonna spend tens of thousands on a decent vehicle, just get a new one." I shrugged and looked through my emails for a moment, then couldn't help laughing!
"What? Why the fuck are you laughing now?" She stood up and walked over behind me, looking down at my phone as her tits pressed down on my shoulders, "What the fuck?! This has to be a fucking scam, right?!"
"Nah… Well, hold on, I'll make sure… Nope, not a scam." I looked at the email and sighed, "It's only a discount though. You still gotta spend a bunch of money."
"Only a fifty-percent off coupon for a goddamn brand new truck! What are the fucking odds?!" She took my phone and casually looked through a few more emails, "Wait, hold up! This… How the fuck did you win five different Sweepstakes at the same time?! You won thirty thousand dollars!"
"Yeah, I know, right? Mew's luck is obscenely good." I sighed and couldn't help feeling worried. It obviously feels good to win a bunch of money… But if you win too much money, too often and too easily, no matter what, the fucking IRS is going to notice. Even if you pay your taxes normally, it's hard to explain how you can be 'that' lucky.
The problem is that Mew thought it would be funny. What would be funny?
"Mew-mew~!? Mew-mew-mew~! Mew-mew, mew-mew-mew~!" Were her exact words. It translates to something along the lines of: "Wouldn't it be hilarious?! Hahaha~! Our kids could use some battling experience anyway!"
Battling experience… Sometimes I wonder if Mew's real name is actually Beerus.
God of Destruction Mew… Fuck, Mew even uses purple energy and everything! It all makes perfect sense now!
"Hahah~!" Okay, maybe that's just a little too silly. If anything, Mew is much more like Majin Buu. The original concept of Majin Buu was actually a super OP cat if I remember correctly?
"Hahaha~! Fuck! This is awesome! You know what?! Fuck it! I'm horny now! I'm so fucking wet!"
Arianna straddled my lap and the poor chair creaked under our combined weight! Well, she definitely weighed a lot more than me. But I was also a lot heavier after building up a decent amount of muscle lately.
She grabbed my half-flaccid cock and rubbed it against her slimy vulva and it didn't take long before I got hard enough to slide up inside of her cunt. The thin layer of tiny hairs prickled against my base and thighs, but it didn't bother me. Just made me hornier.
I grabbed her ass under the robe and started sucking on her left nipple as she moved up and down slowly. She was loud enough with her daughter here, so now that's it was only the 'two' of us, she didn't hold anything back!
"Fuuuck~! Mmmn~! Aaah~! Yes~! Hahaha~! Yess~!" She grabbed the back of my head, moving her ass forward and backwards. Her belly rubbing against my abs and her other tit was against the side of my head.
*Creak-creak-creak~!* For a moment there I thought my luck was gonna run out and the poor chair would die on us, but it somehow survived for the next ten minutes at least.
"Come on! Knock me up you lucky asshole! Aaah~! Yes~! Mmmn~!"
"Fuck~! Mmn~! I'm cumming!" I also shouted as she heaved and gyrated, reaching the peak of ecstasy!
"Mom?! What the fuck?!" Then a shrill scream startled us both and we immediately stopped…
"Why the fuck aren't you at school?!" Instead of getting off of me, Arianna used her robe to cover both of our bodies and turned her head towards the front door that I couldn't see.
"I got lucky! Some kid came to school with a gun and got arrested, but they canceled school for the rest of the day!" Melody said that so casually, but I guess I would've been the same way back when I was a kid…
"Congrats!" My cousin laughed and twitched a bit, her pussy clenching around my cock even harder, "Why're you still there? Go to your room and get ready!"
"Yay~!" The 'little girl' cheered and ran up the stairs. This time I could see her slightly through the thin fabric of the black robe, but mainly just some colors. She wears a lot of pink and black.
"Phew~! Damn it…" Arianna wasn't in a very good mood though, "I thought things would be better out here, safer at least… Maybe I should just start homeschooling Mel?"
"It's your choice. She's your daughter." I snickered and hugged her soft waist tightly, my face buried in her sweaty cleavage again.
"If she was your daughter, what would you do?" She pushed my face away from my tits and looked into my eyes with a serious expression on her face.
"The only thing I learned in school was that people are assholes and never trust any authority figures. Sure, I made friends and all that bullshit… But I'd never risk my child's life for them to get some social experience. Not to mention the unnecessary stress of going to school. It'd probably be safer to send your kids on a fucking Pokemon Journey than to an Elementary School now days…"
Wait, why does this feel like foreshadowing?
"Ugh…" Arianna grunted and groaned as my dick throbbed inside of her cunt, my cum leaking down my balls and onto the seat below us, "I can't leave my kid at home alone while I'm acting as your fucking Butler and driving all over the place."
"Take her with you then. Not on a bike, but in your new truck…" I was about to offer for her to move in with me, but figured it was a bit too much, too fast. Besides, she was literally coming over my house to spend the weekend.
As for Mew's opinion on the matter? She's still waiting to fuck Arianna with a horse cock. Probably won't be satisfied until my cousin gives birth to Ponyta or Blitzle. Or maybe a Spectrier? Might be easier to give birth to a Ghost Type since they can probably just phase straight out of the womb… Assuming that they wouldn't be inside of Eggs.
She did say that it usually depends on the female when it comes to Pokemon. In other words, even if she got pregnant by a Pokemon, it would most likely be a 'human'... But with some special abilities. Basically how the Psychics were originally created in the Pokemon World. Maybe how all the humans in the Pokemon World were created, since most of them seem to have supernatural abilities.
"Can you guys stop already?! I need to go to the bathroom!"
Well, in the end, we had to go back to the bedroom and get dressed. It was gonna be a long day. Especially for my cousin, because she was basically gonna take me home and then go buy a truck on her own. After that… Yeah, it'd be easier and safer to take her daughter and dog over to my place for the weekend.
Pretty normal really. Kinda mundane. But that's probably fine.
"Mew~!" My wife didn't wanna wake up. Without her, I didn't even have a helmet.
"Well… Maybe you should go buy the truck now and just take us all over at one time?"