I tried rubbing Leah on a mossy stone, as I fucked her tight Eevee pussy. I also tried doing it in a bush, against a tree, in the dirt, on the grass… In the end, we were both exhausted and cold from the chilly air outside. She didn't evolve though.
"That was fast." After the two of us finished taking a shower, I noticed that Mew in the form of a Zorua was a lot more bloated than before. I tossed the messy sheets in the wash and turned it on, then made my way back to the bedroom to sleep with my little foxy girl. Leah was also snoring on the side of the bed already.
My head was still swimming with chaotic thoughts. I still couldn't believe that I actually had sex with Mew in front of my cousin… And then paid for her Onlyfans… And invited her over tomorrow…
Why is it so weird to me? I mean, why does fucking my 35 year old cousin seem more taboo than fucking my own daughter, who happens to be an Eevee?
Something is seriously fucked up in my head. I blame Mew. I never even thought about any of this shit until she started pushing on both sides. My Cousin definitely has a lot more 'experience' than I ever did, at least with humans, but she also hasn't had sex in years. So it's not like she's 'that' slutty. Then again, if she wasn't so desperate, why would she be interested in fucking her own cousin?
Uh… Well, that cousin happens to be one of her closest friends. And he happens to be fairly rich now… And I did just give her a fuckload of money. Shit, if this was six months ago and someone gave me fifty thousand dollars…
Plus, it's not like I'm bad looking, right? I might be short, but it's kinda hot when you're much bigger than the other person… Or smaller. There's something in the size difference that's just super kinky.
So I guess it's actually pretty normal for my cousin to wanna fuck me. If she still smoked, I wouldn't even be slightly interested. But she smells pretty good now. She might be a little chubby, but she's getting in shape. Speaking of which, I should really buy some exercise equipment and set up the gym room I had planned… Just never really got around to it.
It's only been a few months. It's only January, 2024. Fuck, I'm gonna be 31 next month. The only reason I remember Melody's birthday is because we're both born on Valentine's Day. Easy to remember… My kids? They weren't technically born, so they don't have birthdays.
Mew doesn't care. Evelyn has been keeping track of all that stuff though. I only remember the months, not specific dates. It's only going to get more complicated in the future, so I decided to not waste my brain cells on something like that.
I eventually drifted off to sleep…
"Zoruuaaa~!" Then I opened my eyes to the loud cry coming from the little fox on my chest!
"You okay, Mew?" I smiled wryly as I looked into those teary teal eyes. She had a constipated expression, with those dot-like red eyebrows scrunched together. Finally, I felt a large, slimy egg plop down onto my lower abs. I quickly reached down and caught it before it could fall off to my left or right side.
"Bigger than an Eevee Egg." It was still like a chicken egg, with a gray base, red on the top and black on the bottom. Mew shifted back into her natural pink kitty-cat form and casually went back to sleep on my chest.
I looked over at the window to the right and realized that the sun was coming out. Though it was still pretty dim. Might be a cloudy day. Evelyn didn't say anything about rain or a storm, but I still couldn't help worrying about my cousin.
The fan on the ceiling was off, but there was a cool breeze blowing in through the slightly cracked open window. Not cracked as in broken, but simply opened slightly. Mew cuddled against my chest and warmed my body a bit, but I still pulled a sheet over us. We always keep some spares due to how often we get them filthy.
Leah… She was already gone. Probably back in her garden. Yes, all those potted plants in the living room are 'hers'. We didn't have them before she was hatched. At some point, Evelyn and Leah started talking to my mother. Did I mention that my parents actually don't live that far away? They 'traveled' for a very short time and then settled down in the area. More of the suburbs than out here in the country, but it's not that far of a drive.
Anyway, my parents dropped by and met Mew in her 'Misty' form. They think she's autistic, for obvious reasons. Regardless, they still supported our relationship and my mother gave us a bunch of her 'excess' plants. And she has a lot of fucking excess plants…
*Ding-dong~!* I blinked a few times and grabbed my phone from the nightstand, "Fuck…"
It felt like I barely got any sleep, but it was already 11 AM! I groaned and set Mew down on the pillow. Close to the egg, but far enough away that she wouldn't randomly try to eat it in her sleep.
I cracked my neck and stretched my sore muscles. I don't even really work out, but every day, I somehow end up getting an insane amount of exercise. So much that it would definitely have 'broken' me in the past.
I put on some black boxers very casually. Left the bedroom and was immediately in the wide open living room. I was right, Leah was snoozing under a palm tree. I noticed that some of her fur started turning green. But it was very light. She was probably absorbing Grass Type Energy or something?
"Cuz~! Wakey-wakey~! Subs and steaky~!" Was the first thing Arianna said when I opened the door. She was wearing a black leather jacket, same as before, with a low-cut brown shirt underneath. Then there were dark-blue jeans and brown boots. Really not much different from before. There were two big bags filled with foot-long subs from Subway in her hands.
I yawned and then she yawned, "Yeah, good morning… Ugh…"
"Didn't get much sleep? Haha~!" She walked in and towered over me. At 6 feet tall, she looked really fucking huge compared to my 5'7" frame. It's not like she was skinny either. Although her arm muscles weren't super defined, her arms and legs were pretty damn strong. Only her belly was a weak spot. One which most people have trouble with. Same with me until I started exercising my core strength by fucking and getting fucked by superhuman Pokemon…
"The usual really." I snickers and followed her into the kitchen, after she took off her boots and put her jacket on the coat rack by the door.
There was a large counter in the middle of the kitchen, with some other counters around the sides. Not to mention loads of cabinets, a huge fridge-freezer, all the necessary appliances which… Actually fucking work! Holy shit, it's been a few months, but I still can't believe I have a working oven and stove!
"I got some cold-cuts too. You guys can save them in the fridge for later." Arianna placed the two bags on the middle counter and washed her hands. I reached inside the bags and pulled out the cold-cuts, putting them in the fridge. Then I looked over and noticed that a crowd was gathering.
Mew and Leah might be asleep, but Evelyn, Midnight and Vaevae were wide awake. When they stood on their hind legs, they were actually tall enough to use their hands/paws to open their own sub packages on their own.
I washed my hands and put their subs on clean plates without touching the outer packaging. A good habit from my OCD days which was useful in avoiding cross-contaminating and getting sick. Would Pokemon need to worry about human diseases and shit like that? Who knows? I wasn't going to take any chances if I could avoid it.
At least I wasn't as bad as I used to be…
"So where's Mew? Still getting her beauty sleep?" Arianna sat down to my left and looked at the seat on my right, "Wait a second… Is that an Umbreon?"
"It's Midnight, remember?" I felt a little nervous all of a sudden and looked over at Evelyn, whose red gem and purple eyes started glowing slightly.
"So Midi Evolved last night? Sweet! Hahah~!" My Cousin smirked as she started eating her sub, "I guess that just leaves Leah, huh?"
"Yeah…" I looked over at Evelyn again and raised an eyebrow, but she shrugged her lavender shoulders and twitched her ears, whispering into my mind.
"She thinks you're fucking with her." When I heard that, I breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yeah, Leah's gonna be a Leafeon sooner or later." I went along with it.
"Makes sense." Arianna nodded dismissively. Then we all started eating in relative silence for a while. It was kinda awkward.
"Umbreon." My son scoffed down his meal first and then ran away to go play Baldur's Gate 3.
"Espeon, esss." Then Evelyn smiled at me and whispered, "Daddy, good luck."
"Vae? Poreon?" My silly Vaevae was confused, but she also devoured the rest of her sub quickly and scampered off upstairs to go pester her brother.
"So…" Compared to last night, it was obviously a lot more awkward today. I looked over at my Cousin's black hair and her pretty face. The pale skin on her cheeks was lightly red, though my ears were also a little hot. Not just my ears, my whole body felt like it was overheating and I was only wearing boxers. A hot flash? Well, there were a lot of jalapeno peppers on the subs but still…
"Ari… Umm… So how's Melody?"
"She's fuckin excited. I hope you can really get that damn fox now, because she's gonna be super disappointed if you can't." Arianna snickered and finished eating half of her sub. I only ate half as well. I just woke up, so I wasn't that hungry.
"The Zorua will hatch soon." I took a sip of water from a clear glass, yes, a real glass, because we have a fucking dishwasher in this house. Amazing, right?
"Pft-hahaha~!" She started laughing at me and looked over at my face again, "You're really hardcore into this Pokemon roleplay shit now, huh?"
"I mean, I never got a fucking POKEMON BREEDER tramp stamp." I rolled my eyes and she laughed harder.
"I can hook you up if you're ever interested." Ari made a serious offer, "You'd look a lot hotter with some ink."
"You know I'm never gonna get tattoos, heheh… At least not intentionally." I couldn't help thinking of the many, many crazy curses and shit that might get put on me by Mew or maybe even my own children in the future… Some of them will probably look like tattoos, right? At the very least, there are already a bunch of scars on my back, hips, chest, legs, arms…
"It's fine. You look good with them." She complimented me again and I felt a little awkward, "Melody's gonna be in school for another few hours…"
"Yeah…" I looked at the spicy juices on my hands and got up to go wash them, "So umm… Do you wanna take a shower or something?"
"We're really gonna do this shit, huh?" Arianna washed her hands next to me, making me feel like a 'little kid' again due to the size difference.
"I don't want you to feel pressured into anything, Ari-"
"I ain't pressured into shit." She retorted and then laughed, "But I might have to take one now."
"Yeah… Same, honestly. Maybe subs weren't really the best choice… Wait, didn't Mew pick subs? She didn't even wake up to eat any!" I looked over through the open archway in the kitchen, across the living room and into the bedroom… Though it was impossible to see the actual bed from the kitchen sink.
"I really shouldn't be eating hot peppers at all, or onions…" Arianna groaned and I heard her stomach gurgling, "Dude, I've got acid reflux and IBS."
"I used to… I got better." I wasn't kidding. I really did have all kinds of fucking problems, though most of them were undiagnosed. They just 'went away' in the past few months. Not instantly of course, but a constant stream of Pokemon Energy and Pokemon 'juices' can do wonders to the human body.
"How the fuck do you 'get better' from this? Of fuck, I'll talk later!" She bolted out of the kitchen, down the hall to the guest bathroom that was basically right between the Master Bedroom on the right and the Guest Bedroom on the left. It had a shower, a toilet, a sink, a mirror and a window looking outside behind the shower.
"Okay then…" I wrapped up the subs that were left-over in some plastic bags and put them in the fridge. I might be rich now, but there's no point wasting food. Then I drank some more water and eventually headed towards 'my' bathroom. Or the Master Bathroom.
That's the one with the big white triangular bathtub, with a large window overlooking the backyard. It felt like my guts were roiling and yeah…
I was fine though. I went and was done. That was it. But Arianna… By the time she was done and took a shower, she had to go pick up her kid from school.
"Sorry Dude… I uh… We'll fuck around some other time, okay? Remind me not to get subway again in the near future."
"Arianna, are you sure you're good to go?" I looked at her pale face without make-up and frowned. She was a little shaky and wobbly.
"No. But Melody's only ten. I can't leave her home alone." Even if she didn't go pick her daughter up and had the kid take a bus home, she was still worried about her daughter being by herself…
I hesitated a bit and sighed, "Be careful."
"I'm always careful, Cuz. Love you." She suddenly leaned down and kissed my lips. Just a light peck, but it was still way beyond any normal physical contact we've ever had. Now that I think about it, I can't even remember the last time we hugged or anything like that.
"Love you too… Fuck." In the end, I couldn't ignore my conscience and let her go alone, "Hold on. I'll put some clothes on."
"Wait, are you serious? You're leaving the house?" She looked at me in shock and horror, "Listen, I'm not 'that' fucked up. I'll be fine. If something does happen, you being there ain't gonna make it better. And… If anything happens to me, you'll be able to take care of Mel, right?"
"Goddamn it, Ari, don't plant flags like that!" I was already nervous enough about riding a fucking motorcycle, but she had to jinx it!
"Mew-mew?" My wife finally woke up, but she was still floating around in her Mew form. That was fine though, because she was basically invisible or 'unnoticeable' that way.
"You're sure about this, Cuz?" Arianna asked me for the tenth time as I sat down on the back of her motorcycle and put on my pink helmet. Yes, that pink helmet is actually just Mew. She didn't ask where I got it from or why I had it in the first place.
"I'm sure, now just go before I change my mind." I hugged her waist at first, but she groaned, so I moved my arms farther up. Pressing against the bottom of her tits. My dick was obviously very hard and pressing against the right side of my jeans, along my thigh. Which was rubbing up against the side of her giant ass cheek. At least it was huge from my perspective.
"You're really fucking distracting me." Arianna complained as she picked up speed along the wide and empty country road. The roar of the engine made it hard to hear anything though.
"I believe in you!" I shouted while hugging her chest anxiously. Even though my cock was rubbing her ass cheek with the bumps and vibrations, it was hard to really enjoy it. Combination of motion sickness and extreme fear of dying. Not to mention the fact that I basically couldn't look ahead and had to turn to face one side or the other.
"Are we almost there yet?!"
"It's been like five minutes! Fuck! You're such a pussy!" Even though she said that, Ari still laughed and seemed to be feeling a lot better than I was…
Eventually there were more people on the road. Then we started to see more houses. Finally we reached the suburbs and hit some traffic. But it wasn't too bad. By the time we reached her house, a small two-story black-roofed, white-panneled place with a small yard, her daughter was already home from school.
"Mom! And, Uncle?" The 'little girl' was shocked to see us. I use the term 'little girl' very seriously, because she was ten years old. But she was also almost as tall as her mother, just a lot skinnier and with a much younger face. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and her face was similar to her mother, but different in a few ways. I'm not 'that' face blind at least.
"Technically I'm more of a second-cousin." I smiled wryly and then noticed that Melody was staring at my left shoulder… I looked over and saw those big blue eyes blinking innocently, then turned back to see Arianna rushing inside the house. Obviously she had to go to the bathroom again. My guts were fine, but I also had to piss.
"Umm, so anyway…" I walked past the young giantess and entered the house. There was a small living room cluttered with boxes. They still hadn't unpacked everything yet. I'd probably have the same problem, but I didn't really have that much to unpack in the first place.
"Are you really getting me a Zorua for my birthday?" I saw Melody glancing at Mew, but quickly trying to pretend like she didn't see anything. She was wearing a pink sweatshirt and black pajama pants. Her blonde hair was still wet, likely from taking a shower after getting home from school.
"Already got the egg, just waiting for it to hatch." I smiled wryly, but didn't tell my wife to mind-wipe or brainwash my cousin's 10 year old daughter. For fuck's sake, she's gonna be a Pokemon Trainer. She's gonna realize that her pet fox is actually a real Pokemon sooner or later.
"Yes!" She cheered excitedly and jumped up in the air. Then she landed and got closer to me, so backed up anxiously, "Do you… Do you have it on you?! Can I see it?!"
"Nah, I wouldn't risk taking an egg on a motorcycle ride…" I shook my head and my back hit the closed white door, "Don't get so close-"
"Mew~!" My wife was also getting anxious and scared of the giant little girl for some reason.
"You're so cute~!" Melody squealed and practically deafened us both! She tried to grab Mew, but obviously she missed. I also ducked around to the side to avoid her attacks.
"Mew-mew~!" The pink cat hugged the back of my neck and shivered in fear. I think she has PTSD about getting captured by a 10 year old kid before…
"Mel! I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but cut it out!" My cousin screamed from the bathroom down the hall, "If you piss your Uncle off, he ain't givin you that fox!"
"Fine~!" Melody pouted cutely and crossed her arms in front of her bulging chest. She definitely takes after her mother in that regard as well.
"Do you guys have any other bathrooms?" I asked the little girl while backing away slowly, almost tripping over a few cardboard boxes in the process.
"Nope." The girl grumbled, "I told Mom it was a bad idea to pick a house with only one bathroom, but this place had the cheapest rent."
"Fuck, uh, I mean, sorry-"
"I'm not a little kid." The little kid rolled her blue eyes, "Everyone says fuck."
"True. When I was your age… Never mind." Definitely not appropriate to talk about the kinda shit I did when I was ten years old. Mew giggled in my ear behind my neck, "Umm, so how was school?"
"Not bad. Played basketball in gym class. I don't have any friends yet, but nobody fucked with me either." Melody kept staring at the Mew behind my head as she spoke.
"That's good, I think?" I backed up towards the small kitchen area, which was basically connected to the living room.
"I'm not gonna do anything. You don't need to be so scared." Even though she said that, I could see that familiar devious expression in those blue eyes. It reminded me of Arianna when she was a kid, and Mew…
"Woof~!" A dog barked and I saw a big black labrador charging over from down the hall!
"Jill!" My cousin screamed, but the doggy only hesitated for a moment, before rushing back towards me again!
"Hahahahaha~!" Little giant brat cackled as I tried to avoid the 'angry' dog!
"Good girl, be a good girl-Fuck~!" I tried to dodge, but the cute doggo still jumped on me and started licking my face. Mew obviously hid on the top of my head and used my body as a meat shield to avoid being defiled by the mundane 'beast'.
"Wooo~!" He howled and barked, but then she started panting and whimpering as I used my well-trained scratching techniques. Of course, I just pet and scratched the dog. She wasn't one of my kids… Umm, okay, something is definitely wrong with me.
"So anyway… How much longer are you gonna be in there?!" I shouted down the hall and then heard a toilet flushing. Then a sink running. The door wasn't closed in the first place, so I could immediately see my cousin walking out of the bathroom in nothing but white panties and a low-cut back t-shirt.
"I'm done, but you might not wanna go in there." As she said that, I was really starting to remember why I liked fucking my wife so much… People are kinda gross.
I know that's hypocritical coming from a human. A mere mortal like myself. But when you've been with a God, it's kinda hard to feel the same attraction towards regular people again. Even my kids, though they might be 'mortals' are still better than humans and other animals.
Of course, my daughters are mostly from the Eevee line thus far. If I have a Grimer baby, then… Yeah, I don't even know how that would happen in the first place? But it'd still probably be better to fuck a regular human than a Grimer, right?