My Cousin has a lot of tattoos. Basically her arms are sleeves, there are quite a few on her legs, she has a flaming skull on her chest and some around the sides of her breasts… There's a fucking Rayquaza across her back and then… A tramp stamp that says: "POKEMON BREEDER" right above her huge ass.
No tattoos on her cheeks though, or her bald pussy, or most of her chubby belly and pubic mound. There are a lot of scars though. From various surgeries and injuries mostly. She was fucking stabbed before, but that wound was very small. The worst scars are from accidents, cars and bikes.
[Me: Your asshole looks a lot better than I expected.]
[Arianna: What the fuck did you expect? Lol]
[Me: Fissures, hemorrhoids, scars, the usual.]
[Arianna: Fuck off!]
[Me: You have a nice asshole.]
[Arianna: You ARE a nice asshole! Lol]
My Cousin and I were texting, while I was lying in bed next to Mew in her normal pink kitty-cat form. Of course, she was also holding a cellphone and texting. It was a group chat.
[Mew: He has a nice asshole too. Very durable. Wanna watch me fuck it?]
[Me: Mew, what the fuck?]
[Arianna: Like in person or a video?]
[Me: Seriously?]
[Mew: I don't do videos, or pictures. You can only see me in person.]
There was an awkward wait of a minute or so after that.
[Arianna: My daughter's having her 10th birthday next month. I wanted to get her a dog.]
[Me: What kinda dog?]
[Arianna: She wants to be a Pokemon Trainer… She really likes Zoroa.]
[Mew: Zorua? Regular or Hisuian?]
[Arianna: What the fuck is Hisuian?]
"Pft-hahahah~!" I couldn't help laughing and Mew was also giggling.
[Me: How dare you call yourself a POKEMON BREEDER!]
[Arianna: Bitch, I was BREEDING before you even started jerking off!]
[Me: When you were 5? Did Pokemon even exist back then?]
[Arianna: I wasn't talking about Pokemon]
[Arianna: Wait, hold up! I'm five years older than you!]
[Me: Yep.]
[Arianna: Bullshit!]
[Me: Mom said she saw me touching myself on the ultrasound.]
[Arianna: Ew!]
[Mew: LOLOLOL]
"Hihihihihihi~!" Mew was laughing her fucking ass off next to me.
"It's actually pretty fucking common. It's basically just political correctness and censorship that makes people believe bullshit like kids not jerking off until they're teenagers." I sighed and shook my head.
[Me: I still can't fucking believe John is 20 now. I feel so old.]
[Arianna: I know, right? Fuck!]
[Mew: You're both so young.]
[Arianna: Lol! Granny Mew!]
[Mew: True. I am a GILF now.]
[Arianna: Wait, wut?]
[Me: Ignore her bullshit. Back to the Zorua!]
[Arianna: Oh yeah, WTF is Hisuan?]
[Mew: Hisui. It was from back before humans and Pokemon lived together in harmony. The name of the Sinnoh region in the distant past… Umm, it was from Pokemon Legends: Arceus.]
[Arianna: Oh shit! I forgot about that! My daughter loved that game!]
[Me: I never played it, but I watched videos about it. I should probably buy it, huh? Not like I can't afford it now…]
[Arianna: I just Googled it. So it's just a black dog or a white dog? No wait, are you actually gonna get Melody a fucking fox?!]
[Me: Yes. You want a black or a white one?]
Technically Zorua is more like slate gray, with red and black highlights. But whatever.
[Arianna: You serious dude?]
[Me: Only if they like each other.]
[Arianna: I don't know if I can take care of a fox]
[Mew: Pretend it's a dog or a cat.]
[Arianna: Fuck!]
[Arianna: Fuck it! Sure! Shit!]
[Arianna: I love you Cuz!]
[Me: I love you too.]
[Mew: Hisuian or Reg?]
[Arianna: I'll ask Melody]
I started looking through her Onlyfans again. Mew and I were basically the only people paying her, but we each gave a thousand dollars and subbed for like 100 a month. It might sound like a lot, but keep in mind that we literally just gave her 50k to get out of debt.
The two older kids, John and Sam, from her first marriage… They're 20 and 18 already. Holy shit! I still can't believe that. But then again, she was only 15 and 17 when she had them. They're from her first marriage. The ex-husband and the two sons live in Alaska now. Very, very far away. It's basically only Melody and Arianna living in a house not that far from here. Maybe 30 miles south.
I wanted her to move closer to make things easier, but unfortunately, Melody is a child and goes to school… There really aren't any schools around here. Not much of anything but farms for miles and miles. Oh, and forests, rivers, some lakes and nature preserves. It's pretty nice really. We picked it because of how secluded it was.
"Mew-mew?" My cute cat-wife showed me the picture on her phone. My cousin was squatting down on a big black and pink horse cock dildo. Impressively enough, she could actually fit nearly six inches deep with such a thick girth. Her dark asshole was flaring and gaping the whole time. She had to use a lot of lube, but she managed to move up and down.
"You wanna fuck her as a Rapidash?" I snickered and started to get kinda hard, "Might be better off with a Stantler or a Zebstrika. Smaller cocks, would probably feel better inside her pussy…"
"Mew~ mew~?" She giggled and switched to another video, where my cousin was taking a dragon-cock dildo up her ass, while she was pressing a vibrator to her clit and moaning loudly. She had a Fennekin mask over her face.
"I remember this one time we got into an argument about whether fucking a centaur was bestiality. I said it wasn't, she said it was. She said I was a fucking pervert because I thought horse pussies were hot. Now five or six years later, she's riding animal cocks on Onlyfans."
"Mew~! Hihihih~!"
"That's true… A lot changed in the past few years." I sighed and watched my cousin having a squirting orgasm all over the camera.
"Oh shit~! Mmn~! Fuuuck~! Mmn~!" She spasmed and moaned, her chubby belly jiggling along with her huge tits.
*Bzzt!* The vibration of my phone brought my attention back to our little group chat.
[Arianna: Melody said the Hisuian Zoroark is OP and looks cooler, but she likes the regular Zorua better.]
[Me: Ghost and Normal are pretty OP together. Immune to Fighting, Normal and Ghost Type damage. Only weak to Dark Type, ironically.]
[Arianna: Whatever dude. Which one's cheaper? The white fox or the black fox?]
[Me: It's not about money. It's about compatibility…]
[Arianna: What about Vulpix?]
[Me: Reg or Alolan?]
[Arianna: Oh fuck off!]
[Me: lol seriously though, one's fire and the other's ice.]
[Arianna: I haven't really played since Black and White 2.]
[Me: Same. But I played Pokemon Reborn, Uranium and a lot of other similar shit that had most or all of the Pokemon at the time that they came out.]
[Arianna: Melody said Alolan is cuter.]
[Me: So a Reg Zorua for Melody and an Alolan Vulpix for you?]
[Arianna: Cuz, I can't take care of two fucking foxes!]
[Me: They're not regular foxes. They're 'trained' foxes.]
[Mew: I wanna fuck you with a horse cock.]
[Arianna: Shit, Mew! Warn me first! Melody was reading this!]
[Me: Seriously Mew…]
I looked over at my cackling kitty cat who obviously knew exactly what she was doing.
[Arianna: Ugh, kids these days. What the fuck does rizz mean anyway?]
[Me: Not jizz.]
[Mew: Short for Charisma. Humans are weird. Why can't they just speak English normally?]
"Mew?" She smirked at me and I rolled my eyes.
[Arianna: Coming from a bitch that]
[Arianna: Sorry, I didn't mean that. I know you have issues. Sorry]
[Me: Don't worry about it. Anyway, about the foxes. I'll see what I can do… Black or white, it'll depend on fate.]
[Mew: Cunt]
[Arianna: Bitch]
[Mew: Whore]
[Arianna: Slut]
[Mew: Milf]
[Arianna: Gilf]
[Me: I'm gonna go]
[Arianna: Wait!]
[Me: What's up?]
[Arianna: Thanks, Cuz. Seriously, thank you for everything. I love you so much. You're the best fucking cousin… Hell, you're basically the closest family I've got besides my kids. Thanks.]
[Me: You're welcome. And… I mean, you're practically the closest thing to a sister I've got. So… Yeah. I love you too. Obviously.]
[Mew: Hot]
[Arianna: Ew.]
[Me: *Mew]
[Arianna: lmao]
[Mew: lol]
"So now we gotta make some foxes." I looked over at Mew and smirked, "How do you wanna do it?"
She tossed the phone to the side and started morphing from a small pink cat into a significantly larger gray, black and red 'fox': "Zorua?"
A normal Zorua is about 2'4" tall when standing on all fours. So from paw to the top of their hair, which sticks up a bit. Either way, they're much larger than an Eevee.