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"Look, Kazuma! Look, if you pull this handle, it will pop out from underneath!"
As soon as we arrived at Wiz's shop, an excited Wiz showed us the soft serve ice cream she had made. I think I managed to recreate it pretty well. Aqua and the others were also enjoying the ice cream at a table in the shop, looking very satisfied.
"The taste is also popular! I think the day when there will finally be a line at my store is approaching!"
"Oh, calm down Wiz. What happened to Vanir?"
I scolded Wiz, who was pushing forward with high excitement. To be honest, I wanted to hug her and share my joy, but I stopped myself because I was scared of Megumin behind me.
"Vanir-san is busy securing a distribution route for the materials in order to sell them in large quantities."
"So it seems to have gone quite well."
"So, while we all taste it, let's talk about what's to come. Mainly about Kazuma."
Megumin's ruthless suggestion.
"What? You're not talking about ice cream?"
Ignoring Wiz's surprised expression, the trial began.
"It's highly likely that Kazuma sexually harassed Chris."
Megumin's confession. No, it's my own self-destruction.
"Well, he did take his pants. I was a bit worried about him, too, because of the debt."
"So, what did you do?"
It seems that neither Darkness nor Aqua have any intention of protecting me.
"Normally, the quickest way would be to ask Chris, but I can't let him go through the embarrassing process of confessing to a sordid crime. So just tell me honestly!"
"Darkness! You don't usually act like a Crusader, but you always get motivated at times like this!"
Chris is blushing a little distance away.
"No way! You wouldn't cross the line because of debt!"
Darkness's comment made me a little startled. If Chris hadn't stopped me, the only answer I could have given would have been yes.
"I'm not that cruel! If I'm going to do it, I'll do it with the intention of making it mine!"
"Kazuma-san?! Did you cum? Hey! Whatever the reason, did you lose your virginity to Chris?!"
"I haven't! I'm still a virgin!"
It seems that this flow of events did not take into account the fact that Chris and I are in love with each other and can create a good mood. It was just the right momentum to confuse people.
"Judging from Kazuma's reaction, it's pretty certain that Chris was sexually harassed by Kazuma, but Chris can beat Kazuma up, right?"
The real star, Megumin, has joined the battle!
"However, I did not see Kazuma injured. If that is the case, it is possible that he threatened the debtor, did not allow him to resist, and forced Chris into a relationship."
Oh, this is a real crisis.
"But the relationship between the two of them is good. Isn't this either because Chris is a bitch who enjoys sexual harassment, or because she likes Kazuma so much that she welcomed him?"
"That's not true. I don't really like Kazuma or anything."
Her face was bright red and she was speaking incoherently.
"Hey Chris, doesn't that mean you're a dirty woman?"
Darkness's follow-up is now nothing more than a finishing move.
"Hey, Chris. You can't fool the eyes of a goddess. You love Kazuma, don't you?"
Maybe everyone knows this situation.
"Th-the kind of person who would take off your pants like this, and would sexually harass you like that..."
"You were smiling and standing there with that sexually harassing panty thief..."
Darkness' betrayal.
"Uh, y-yes! Kazuma cares for his friends no matter what! He's pretty kind to me, so it's fine if I like him!"
"He got angry..."
Megumin was stunned.
"First of all, what about you all? Aqua-sama, Darkness, Megumin! If you don't like Kazuma, then you can do whatever you want with me, right?!"
"N-No way! Kazuma-san needs to take care of me since I brought him here!"
Aqua declares her parasitism.
"I don't particularly like the trashy part, but that's all..."
Darkness can't be honest, even though she is honest about her desires.
"I like Kazuma, so I have no intention of giving in to Chris. But I'm glad. If Aqua and Darkness don't have romantic feelings for each other, then it's a one-on-one battle between me and Chris, right?"
Megumin is a strategist. Despite being a lolita, she's a capable woman.
"Kazuma-san, you guys are great. Isn't that youthfulness?"
Wiz looks at me enviously.
"That's not fair, Megumin! If I were to marry, I would want Kazuma too!"
Darkness joins the battle late.
"Look, if you don't go, Aqua-sama, Kazuma will be taken away, you know?"
"Ugh! No way!! Kazuma is mine!"
Although she didn't confess her feelings, Aqua, encouraged by Wiz, joined the battle half in tears.
"Hey hey, what's the matter with you guys... if you're being honest, you probably love me."
I savored my period of popularity with deep emotion.
"Okay everyone. I'll create a harem and make everyone happy!"
Hearing this, everyone becomes quiet.
"That's the worst," "That's the worst," "That's why people are NEETs"
He shouted insults and walked away from me.
"You've never changed, Kazuma, for better or worse..."
Chris doesn't leave, but he completely misses the mood.
"I don't dislike Kazuma, who is faithful to his desires, you know?"
Wiz is truly more of a goddess than a goddess.
"I don't hate Wiz either. No, I actually like her."
"Wiz, if you say something like that, Kazuma will take you seriously. If you don't want your virginity to be taken away, why don't you just quit?"
Aqua says something unnecessary. What do you think of me?
"Eh? If Kazuma is okay with fighting the undead, I'm happy to offer myself up..."
"""teeth?"""
Huh? Wiz? Are you the heroine?
"My ideal is to marry someone who will walk with me towards my dreams. But the only people who could find someone like that were Vanir, who is genderless, and Kazuma, who has many potential partners."
Wiz spoke like a girl in love.
"Now that you mention it, Kazuma is the only man I know who isn't afraid of the undead and even goes so far as to sexually harass them..."
"In the first place, undead like Wiz are rare..."
Megumin and Darkness somehow seem to understand.
"There are many attractive women around Kazuma, so I thought there would be no room for an undead like me to join in. But if you're going to have multiple wives, it's fine for me to join in, right?"
"Well, to be honest, he tried to kiss me when I was Destroyer... but I can't refuse if he comes on to me."
Apparently I like Wiz so much that I can't resist her for such a lame reason, since she's undead.
"So, from now on, can I call you 'Master'?"
"That's not okay!"
That was unanimously rejected.
"The owner is back! And what's with this atmosphere?"
Vanir's return was perfect timing. Rather than things continuing to be tense like this, it would be better to give them some time to cool down.
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"Oh, so they're talking about who the kid will marry? What a silly thing to get excited about."
"Vanir-san! Marriage is a special occasion for a girl!"
Completely ignoring Wiz's protests, Vanir continued in an exasperated tone.
"There's nothing more pointless than an argument that doesn't change the outcome, right? There's no way in that kid's future that he'll end up with just one wife."
"What? So I'm a harem guy no matter what?!"
I wonder what that will be like.
"Don't worry, Harem Brat. The reason he's polygamous is either because of a joke magical girl or a poverty god. Seriously, they're either vindictive or jealous, but no matter who he ends up with, those guys will come rolling in!"
"What? That's scary! What are these kids?"
Even though she hadn't actually done it, Aqua panicked and Megumin looked away.
"N-No way! I'm just going to hang out so Kazuma won't feel lonely! Megumin said Kazuma would be happy too!"
"Ah, Aqua! I never said that!"
This is something I did.
"When this muscle girl was rescued, this idiot species saw the two of them getting along rather well, and said, 'If you two are truly in love, then we'll celebrate. But Kazuma must be lonely, so let's come over and have fun six days a week, okay? Stay overnight,' and he set up a terrible sabotage scheme for the bad goddess."
"Megumin?! Weren't we supposed to compete fair and square for Kazuma?"
"Of course! I'll step aside once the child is born! But that's still in the middle of the battle, right?"
You're a bad woman, Megumin...
"So, no matter who Kazuma marries, will Megumin and Aqua-sama follow him unconditionally?"
"Hey Chris! Don't talk about the Goddess as if she were a toy toy with a bonus candy!"
"It's okay, Aqua. People who say that are popular because they want toys."
In the end, it looks like our relationship will continue.
"By the way, kid, can we move on to the topic of soft serve ice cream distribution now?"
"Ah yes."
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In conclusion, the soft serve ice cream launch event was a great success. Chris's idea was a perfect fit. Or rather, he was just pouring out his ideas.
"What kind of joke are you making about the Ellis Church being looking for a cold, sweet white pastry?"
"When did you present it to Lady Eris? Or rather, Lady Eris is being extremely cooperative."
Megumin and Darkness are extremely suspicious. I understand how they feel.
"Eris came this morning, I wonder if this is her divine protection."
"This morning? In Kazuma's bedroom?"
Darkness reacts to Aqua's casual revelation.
"Is it really okay for a goddess to descend that easily?! Or rather, if this is a divine protection, isn't it a shame?!"
"Is it no good? It's Eris who has the weakest Divine Protection, after all?"
The difference in attitude between Megumin and Aqua is crazy.
"I also came down when the popular sweets shop opened, didn't I?"
"Hey, is this really what it takes to be the goddess representing Japan?!"
Next to her, Kago is being treated like a loser, and Chris is blushing and trembling a little, so she doesn't touch him, but instead scolds Aqua to stop her from getting too involved.
"Starting today, tea and ice cream will be available as new items at Wiz's Magical Goods Shop! We hope you will continue to patronize us!"
Wiz is now very enthusiastic and is working hard to promote the store. This may be the end of being a poor store owner.
"You little brat who thinks the poor shopkeeper will escape poverty, look at this."
"What is this? Is this an order for a new soft serve ice cream machine?"
"They want to increase the variety of flavors."
Indeed, they don't compromise on exclusive products and are always looking for more profit. It seems they just have poor taste, but they're not just amateurs at business.
"So, here's the order form for the additional materials."
"Th-This is... meat, fish..."
His sense of taste is amazing.
"From my perspective, I don't think this will sell..."
"Isn't it dangerous to invest in a product that is unlikely to pay off?"
It seems like I'll never be able to shake off the nickname "poor store owner." Huh? If I marry her, will I end up with debt again?
"Don't worry, Harem Brat. The store owner's debt problem will be resolved once you officially marry him. It seems like she's the type to properly consult with her husband."
"I wonder if it's okay?"
"My dungeon will be completed as soon as you marry the poor shopkeeper. I won't lie about that."
My anxiety hasn't gone away, but since I've made the declaration, I have no choice but to do my best for these guys.
"Well, it doesn't mean that my current debt will disappear, but..."
"Stop saying that as a punchline!"