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Hey everyone, this is Kazuma.
A new morning has come, a morning of hope.
With my heart open in joy (and my shirt open), I gaze out at the blue sky (from the window).
Even though we weren't having sex, I did all sorts of things with real girls and took a big step towards adulthood.
And since this morning I've been feeling like I'm about to ejaculate, so I'm currently in sage mode and escaping reality.
"I ended up having a wet dream... It's possible that what happened last night was just a dream... It could have been a favor from the succubus."
There's nothing I can do about it now. Anyway, I checked my warm lower body.
"Ah! Oh, good morning..."
Under the covers, my eyes met with Chris's, who was spilling something milky white from her mouth, and my exposed penis. She seemed to be using her stealth skill without moving.
"Chris, what are you doing?"
"This child was in a state of readiness for battle..."
My lower body is soaked with saliva.
"It seems like it was a very long battle... By the way, that morning urge is a natural reaction."
"So, surprise attacks are a thief's specialty..."
Chris's face gradually turned red. She had intended to play a prank on me while I was sleeping and stop before I got caught, but I'm sure she got more excited than she expected and I ended up seeing her.
"Come on, it's time to clean up and get dressed. It'd be a problem if they found out."
"Wow, Kazuma is so cool..."
Chris looks dejected, but because of his sage mode and the choker incident from the past, he's just prioritizing his sense of crisis, so I actually really want to hug her.
"Maybe he got bored of me after just one night..."
I'm really depressed. I once heard in a love story about Wiz (not her own) that it's important to provide support in times like these.
"Now, if I get in the mood, I'll lose my virginity in front of them."
I think I made a bit of a mistake.
"That's a problem..."
Oh, you don't seem too unhappy about it, do you? You're such an easy goddess.
"Now, what should I do about this soggy lower half of my body..."
"How about this, 'Purification'?"
"Oh, as expected of a goddess..."
Perhaps because she transformed without wearing any clothes, or perhaps she knew what she was doing, Eris was naked.
"What is it, Kazuma? On my face..."
As I said that, her face started to turn red. It seems she was just a bit naive.
"Waaaah! Kazuma saw me!"
"Calm down a bit! I mean, is it okay to show it to Chris?"
"I wanted to save this look for when I'm finally united with Kazuma!"
This goddess is so cute.
"Well, let's get dressed. They'll be there soon..."
"Kazuma-san! It's so noisy, is anyone there?"
Look, Aqua responded. Anyway, I'm dressed, but I can't find Chris's clothes.
"A naked Chris is definitely not good!"
"Um, okay then!"
Bang!
"Hey Kazuma, at least answer me..."
"Good morning, Aqua-senpai."
"Huh? Why is Eris here?"
Chris quickly transformed into Eris (a divine version wearing clothes) and was mysteriously lifted into the air. The ceiling height only reduced the divine aspect by half...
"Kazuma-san, you saved people from a tragedy brought about by a demon. I have come to praise your achievement and bestow my divine protection upon you."
"I think I'm the one who deserves the credit."
"Eh! Senpai, do you need my protection?"
"I don't need it though?"
"terrible?!"
I think it was a brilliant response given his quick thinking. However, if Chris's clothes hadn't been lying at Aqua's feet...
"Well, that's fine. If Eris is coming down too, you can come through the front door, okay? What if Kazuma is hustling by himself?"
"Kazuma-san doesn't need that!!"
"Oh my, Eris is a dreamy maiden. Kazuma is also a boy, so you need to understand that."
I'll be the one to deny Eris from now on, but I don't think it's about me not doing it.
"Hey, breakfast is ready so come early, okay?"
"Okay, I'm on my way."
"Why don't you eat some too, Eris?"
"I'll be returning to heaven soon..."
"Yeah, that's tough."
The crisis is over.
Knock knock
"Chris, breakfast is ready."
Not really!
"There's a favorite!"
Pointy
"Hey! What's up Chris, where were you?"
With a quick movement, he poked Aqua's side through her clothes. Can high-level thieves really move that fast?
"I heard Aqua-sama's voice, so I went into hiding. It's quite an feat to be able to fool the goddess's seeing eyes, isn't it?"
"It's quite an accomplishment to deceive the Goddess. Come on, breakfast is ready, so let's go."
It seems we've escaped the crisis. Let's go for breakfast.
"By the way, Chris, have you thought of any ideas to make Kazuma's ice cream popular?"
"Yeah. It's a bit unfair though, isn't it?"
At the dinner table, Darkness is talking to Chris about work, a topic that I'm also interested in.
"It's not against the law, is it? Can I hear it?"
"Kazuma will call Lady Eris, right? He'll present her with the ice cream. She'll be so impressed by how delicious it is that she'll spread the word to all the archpriests in the area."
"No, as expected, even if Lady Eris were to come, even if she were to eat it, it would be too personal for her to give me a prophecy..."
Darkness is a little taken aback, but this plan is sure to work. After all, it's her. In fact, it's possible that she's already let it all out.
"It's not impossible. Sometimes prophecies can unconsciously pick up on things that you truly believe. If you feed advanced ice cream to Eris, who doesn't like to luxuriate, then... it's possible that she'll let it all out!"
I'm already unconsciously letting this flow. Aqua says so, so it must be true.
"By the way, does Aqua ever drool too?"
"The archpriests of the Axis Church apparently receive a teaching about having a glass of ice-cold water on weekend nights. Considering that the real thing is here, that must be what it is."
"That teaches the importance of giving thanks after work! It's the right teaching!"
She was banging on the table as she spoke passionately. This goddess was a complete spoiled brat.
"Hey, is it possible that what happened last night is leaking..."
"I want to believe that it's just a naughty dream, given the time."
"I have a barrier around this house, so you don't need to worry about that! If Kazuma was mean to you and you started rambling on about how you hate Kazuma, it would be a big problem."
"Hey! Seriously, quit! Being targeted by the Axis Cult is worse than being the Demon King!"
Deep down, I'm incredibly grateful. But leaving aside the trivial everyday conversation, after breakfast we start talking about work.
"Today I'm going to Wiz's place to check the completion of the soft serve ice cream machine. What are you all going to do?"
"I'm going too!"
"I'm also bored, so I'll help out."
"I'm the only one other than Kazuma who knows the real thing, so of course I'm going to go and try it!"
Darkness, Chris, and Aqua will be participating.
"I'd like to meet up after the Explosive Walk is over, but Kazuma, could you teleport me along?"
"Yeah, I'll go sometimes!"
Megumin and I decided to meet up later, so it was a fun walk just the two of us for the first time in a while.
"Bomber, bomber ♪"
It's been a while since Megumin and I went on an explosive walk together.
"Kazuma! There's Hashiri Takatobi over there!"
A group of monsters are huddled together, taking a rest.
"Alright! I brought some Mata Knight too, let's do it together!"
The two of us began chanting. In the end, it was explosive magic that conquered the Demon King's castle and defeated the Demon King. I was saved by my friend who was seeking this romance. I'll never tell him that, though.
"Explosion!!"
It was a blow that completely contained the flock of fast-moving kites within its range, so naturally there was no way they could withstand it, and my level rose in an instant.
"Well, if it's like this every time, I'll definitely come."
"What are you talking about?! What would you do if you didn't find joy in perfecting your explosion magic? By the way, how many points did you get?!"
"This time, I'll take into account Megumin's skill in timing my explosion and give it 95 points. If you can time it and fire with all your might, it'll definitely be 100 points."
"That's a fair assessment... It's frustrating, but I thought the same thing."
It's a subtle difference that only friends who have been together for many years can understand. When I think about it, our relationship is deeply moving.
"Hey Kazuma... how long do you think our relationship will last?"
Megumin's tone suddenly became serious.
"As I said at the Crimson Demon Village, I love Kazuma. I don't mind staying by my side for the rest of my life. However, I also want to continue our relationship with our current party forever."
"I don't want to be separated from my party members either."
"You won't tell me you'll stay by my side?"
He gets really aggressive sometimes.
"I want Megumin to be by my side too. Is this not okay?"
"That's unfair. Are you planning to create a harem, Hero?"
Her intelligence was so high that she was a true Arch Wizard.
"Do you despise me?"
"I think it's just the worst."
"That's right..."
It's a natural reaction, but it's hard to resist when it comes from someone you don't want to let go of.
"Even I would prefer that we not lose anyone. But I don't want to see Kazuma in love with someone."
She muttered with a slightly serious look on her face.
"I don't want to lose anyone, and I want everyone to be happy."
"What is that? Are you seriously planning to make them all yours?"
"Well, to put it simply, that's true. I don't particularly need you to be mine, but I don't want to end the party or our current relationship."
Usually, someone would have said something like, "Are you some kind of noble with bad taste?" but today Megumin was a little different.
"I think Darkness, Aqua, and even Chris probably have no intention of marrying anyone other than Kazuma. And of course, neither do I."
"Aqua too... Is that kind of harem-like relationship okay with Megumin?"
If I want them all to be mine, then they can all be mine. On the other hand, that would mean I'd be accepting my husband's infidelity.
"Even if he were to get married, Kazuma would be lured in by a pretty girl anyway. If the woman is a friend he can trust, I'll give him a little leeway."
"Am I that untrustworthy?"
In other words, they still love me even if that happens. That's a nice compliment for me.
"So? What did you do to Chris?"
"What?! Did you see that?!"
Damn. Megumin uses this bluff!
"I thought so! Are you going to take a bath like Darkness? Or sleep with me like you did with me?! You're the lowest kind of sexual beast!"
"You've got me!"
"I've already stolen your pants, so there's no way you're innocent!"
This is likely to end up in court at Wiz's store.