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Chapter 11 - The Clown

Misa is sitting in between people like they are her family members. When realist saw her he shocked as hell that what's going on.

Realist draw his pistol and said,"Heeeey, what the fk is going on inhere?"

Everyone in there panics and the guards with m4s come and point the m4s at him.

Misa."No, Don't he is my friend"...."Chris! look these are my family"

She introduce everyone to him "She is my mother. He is my brother and these three are my sisters and him he is my fiancé"

Realist,"Come with me i had to talk to you"....

They take few steps away ..."You don't think something is fishy here"

Misa,"Noooo! It's my family"

Realist,"shut the fk up, we got no family snap out of it"....." Simon and jimmy are lying unconscious as we are talking they are sliced by that fking Ronin and you think these peoples are your family"

Clown,"Mr.Realist! I was waiting for you hahahaha"....."Come here let's sit down"

They all sit down and the clown explain it to him that misa is his daughter and she was kidnapped when she was 3 years old and that's why he is sending men all over Japan to find her.

"The men who tried to kill you and kidnapped misa i mean take misa back to her home were my men i am deeply ashamed of what happened" said by the clown

Realist,"wait whaaaaaaaaaat?"..."What just you said "

Clown,"I said"

Realist,"Not you"..."You misa what you said?"

Misa,"What I said?"

Realist,"About marriage"

Misa,"Yeah about that Toophor is my fiance"

Realist," 2 ? 4 ? What kind of name is that"

Misa,"Its toophor"

Realist,"Tomato, Toma(h)to"..."Why would you agree to such thing like that"

Misa,"Cause I like him and he is my cousin"

Realist,"I can understand that but you can't marry anyone out of the blue whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat He issssssss yourrrrrr cousin"

Misa,"Why so surprise its a tradition"..."ken and me will be husband and wife soon"

Realist,"Today is the first that I am glad that my father is dead"....."The fact that he don't have to see this it make me proud like sweet home alabama baby"

Misa,"You got problem with anything oh don't do that why you say that what the readers would say .I think you shouldn't do that"....."Fk the readers and Fk your thinking "...."You think you are the one and only Messiah and you know everything and what you say is that absolute truth"

Realist,"Yeah I think so cause the novel is called the realist and not the misaiast or Gaysaw man"

Misa,"Here we go again"..."My father is a billionaire so I will request him for your brain treatment"

Realist,"Who the Fk is your father"

Misa,"who you think my father is?"

Realist,"The clowwwwwwwn is not your father he is the clown"

Clown,"Watch your language boy"

Realist,"Look at your cousin"

Misa,"My fiancé"

Realist,"He look like the evil version of that cook in the pirates cartoon"

Misa,"3 o'clock"

Realist,"His evil version"

Misa,"Ken is not pervert"

Realist,"I don't care if he is"...."I mean he look like one"

Ken,"I like rivals but come on don't disrespect me like that"

Realist,"A person can disrespect a respectful person"

Ken,"what's that suppose to mean? "

Realist,"It means..."

Clown,"I appreciate your concern for your friend but first she is my daughter than your friend"

Realist,"ok but"

Clown,"Don't talk about butts here come and sit down let's have a cup of tea"

Realist sit down but he do not trusts the clown or anyone.He waits for the right time to talk to misa when she stand in the corner realist grab her hand pull her to the side"

Realist," listen to me carefully".."there is something wrong with these people they look like they are acting"

Misa,"Don't worry it will be all right"

Realist,"Why can't you understand he gave order to ronin to kill me"

Misa,"He couldn't do that"..."but if ronin tries to kill you its his fault my father would never do such thing like that"

Realist,"He is not your father"

Misa,"I am going to ask father"

Realist,"Wait misa"

Hurkul grab the realist "where are you going little fella " said by hurkul

Hurkul is very strong his hold is called death hold .No one can escape his hold. If he grabs you than you are dead.

Hurkul took him to a basement where tie him up to a chair.Then ken enters the room.

Ken,"That old man you see outside is not the clown"..."I am the clown"...that old man don't know who he is annnnnd he is her father but do you think I am her cousin heheheheh ooooooooohehehe'

Realist,"That's one of the gayest laugh I ever heard"..."I am wondering why are you marrying misa just let hurkul Fk you"

Hurkul,"no no ronin told me he would let me kiss him if I kill realist"

Realist,"aaaahhahahaaahhhhhaaaaahhahahah brooooo that's crazy bro I mean broooo come on"....."that's"...."that's gay"

Clown(ken),"What if I told hurkul to Fk you"..."how about it huuuuuuuuuhhhhh'..."would you like it"

Realist,"Fk you"..."you gay little pssy"

Clown,"hehehehehehehe"...."ok let's talk business"....so the seer told me that if I marry misa and eat our first kid i will become the invincible"

Realist,"more like goonvincible"

Clown,"Don't torture him kill him"...."but don't make too much sound"

The clown leaves the room and hurkul stare at the realist .Realist realizes that he is fked up.

Realist,"hey big gay dude don't do that okay I know some handsome dude that would Fk you I mean respectfully."...."No I mean they will be gay for you as same as you are gay for them"....."I mean you know what I mean"

Hurkul,"Ronin promised me he will let me kiss him"

Realist,"He is lying you gay mothrfker he will never let you Fk him in the ass that would kill him you giant fat fk"

Hurkul tries to step on his head but realist roll back crushes his own body by his step along with the ropes.Then he regenerate his body and punch him in the face.

Hurkul looked at him like a paper hit him in the face while realist hand is completely broken.

Then realist kick hurkul in the nuts but it broke realist leg which wraps around the ass of the hurkul like the women's underwear.

Realist tries to punch him as hurkul stood in the position to block realist picked him up and slam him And then sit on his head and continuously punch him on the face which didn't left a mark.on his face.

Hurkul grab his one hand and punch him in the chest which left whole in his chest and left his right hand in the left hand of hurkul.

Hurkul stands up and walks towards the realist.Grab his head and force it to pop.

Realist hear someone knocks on the window in the sealing which has steal bars as he look up the unknownman he always see was staring at him.

10 minutes after.....

The clown opens the door"Are you done?"

He saw that realist was standing and hurkul was dead.Beaten to death by stones.

Realist killed him with breaks and stones.Cruses him to death.Their was hand crawling blood hands printed on the wall like someone tries to escape.

Realist,"I never saw something like that or someone like that Your fate will be the same as this fat gay retard bum"

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