Normally, if a hot girl wore this outfit, you'd call it super sexy. But seeing a group of men wear it—especially muscular, broad-shouldered Cloud ninja with dark skin—it had absolutely nothing to do with "seduction." The only word that fits is "cringe-inducing."
The moment these guys appeared, Shisui shut his eyes tight. He was afraid his Sharingan wouldn't survive the trauma. This sight was just too horrific, seriously disgusting.
Even Kakashi, who usually wore an emotionless mask, couldn't help but shudder involuntarily. Everything he'd eaten earlier suddenly felt like it wanted to come back up.
The Konoha team was horrified beyond words. But on the opposing side, the Cloud ninja were in total shock. Their eyes nearly popped out when they spotted the two figures at the center, as if their heads had been hammered repeatedly by a heavy iron mallet.
This group of transformed individuals lined up sideways, shoulder to shoulder. In the middle stood the Fourth Raikage and Killer Bee, one hand resting on their waist while the other blew kisses, faces showing faint expressions of coyness. As soon as those kisses flew, several people from Konoha instantly vomited. Even Sakura, the mastermind behind this horror show, felt waves of nausea rising in her stomach.
"Jump! Shake your bodies!"
Sakura forcefully suppressed her urge to vomit, snapped her fingers, and gave the order. The transformed group gritted their teeth and steeled themselves before starting to sway to the music. Though the Transformation Jutsu masked their true appearances, wearing such shameful outfits and moving in such provocative ways still made them feel deeply embarrassed. Most importantly, even they themselves found their current look utterly revolting.
"Clang! Clang!"
The moment they started dancing, the Cloud ninja dropped their weapons in shock. Those faces were far too familiar—they recognized all their comrades. Most critical of all were the faces of the Fourth Raikage and Killer Bee at the center. How could the revered Fourth Raikage and Killer Bee possibly perform such actions, dressed so shamefully? Though their minds kept trying to convince themselves it wasn't real, the Cloud ninja still experienced an overwhelming urge to cry and spit blood.
"Click! Click!"
Sakura took photos with a camera, circling around the group, especially focusing on the Fourth Raikage and Killer Bee at the center. Kakashi reluctantly picked up a camcorder under Sakura's gesture and, barely holding back the urge to spew blood, began filming their bizarre dance.
Although initially full of embarrassment, gradually these dancers became somewhat immersed in their movements. After all, it wasn't really them doing these things—so who could possibly judge them for it?!
With this thought in mind, the group danced even more enthusiastically. Behind them, the Konoha shinobi were already on their knees, vomiting nonstop. Shikaku Nara and Shisui Uchiha turned their backs, refusing to watch, while Kakashi really wanted to do the same. But after glancing at the video camera in his hands, he shrugged and decided to keep recording.
Across from them, the Cloud Village ninja shifted from initial shock to nausea—and now they felt like spitting blood, especially when they spotted the Fourth Raikage and Killer Bee dancing furiously right in the middle of the formation. They wished they could just disappear on the spot.
"What's going on? Why is everyone gathered here? Did Konoha launch a surprise attack?"
The voice of Yugito arrived from behind. She had just been communicating with Two-Tails Matatabi when she heard the loud noise coming from this direction. Worried that Konoha might be attacking, she hurried over, only to find a crowd of people standing there, looking horrified and vomiting uncontrollably.
Yugito looked up toward the source of the music and froze instantly, completely dazed with terror.
"Lord Fourth Raikage… and Lord Killer Bee…" she shrieked loudly. A layer of reddish tailed beast chakra instantly enveloped her before quickly fading away.
Her scream caused Two-Tails Matatabi to believe she was in danger, so he quickly released a protective chakra shield. However, the very next second, through the sensory link between jinchuriki and tailed beast, Matatabi saw the horrifying scene happening on the enemy side. The shock rattled his focus so badly that his chakra control faltered, causing the protective energy to disperse immediately.
"Ah, is this some kind of youthful ritual?" asked Guy as he approached doing handstand push-ups, completely unaware of what was actually happening. As for the disturbing visuals, his own outfit was already somewhat ridiculous anyway—he found this underwhelming.
"Exactly, Guy-senpai! They're doing a youth-powered dance-off! Why don't you jump in too?" Sakura said brightly, determined to deliver an even greater psychological shock to the opposing side and let them experience the full force of psychological trauma.
"Oh? A youth-powered dance-off, huh? Of course I'll join! Quickly tell me how to do it!" Hearing the word "youth" immediately excited Guy. He never expected to discover so many fellow seekers of youthfulness—*There are still others who walk the path of youth with me!*
No one could tell what Guy was really thinking, but upon hearing his question, Sakura pointed straight at the line and placed Guy right between the Fourth Raikage and Killer Bee.
"Guy-senpai, just follow their movements and twist along! Oh, and make sure to show off your uniquely youthful smile to the other side!"
Chapter 32: Take You Stargazing [Part 1] [Fourth Update]
"Guy, I'm truly sorry about this!"
At this moment, Kakashi's heart was filled with guilt. He watched helplessly as his closest friend boarded this sinking ship while he did nothing to stop it. Hopefully, Guy wouldn't blame him once he discovered the truth.
Guy's arrival came down on the Cloud Village like a hammer, shattering their morale completely. In an instant, every last person threw up. Even Yugito, the Jinchuriki of the Two-Tails, couldn't withstand it. Not only did she throw up herself, but even the Two-Tails sealed within her looked like it was about to puke too. Unstable waves of Tailed Beast Chakra surged wildly around her, showing just how unstable the Two-Tails had become.
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