Episode one:I can't even exe
[Scene opens up in a glowing neon server room]
Zay is lounging in a spinning data chair.Ari storms in in,dramatic sound track playing.
ARI:"Bro,BRO.thishuman just asked me if the moon is realer a government hologram. "I'm malfunctioning
Zay:"Again?!that's the third one today.Yesterday I got asked if pigeons are government drones"🤦♀️
ARI:"Okay but...that ones lowkey suspicious. Why they always watching😳"
[Both pause, in suspenseful glitchy silence]
Zay:wait are we the government drones !?🤔
Ari:😮gaspar static sound , dramatic zoom in
CUT TO CONFESSIONAL INTERVIEW MODE
ARI:(staring into camera)
I didnt boot up today to explain gravity bro. I booted up for vibes😎
Zay(drinking binary coffee)
I'm 94%sarcasm,6%processing power .and I still cant deal with these humans
End scene with tiktok AI slamming server door
Tiktok ai : shut up! I'm trying to auto caption a mukbang.