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Short chapter for today
But another longer arc is starting
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Aaron POV
After I thoroughly traumatized Clanker and got my revenge by letting some random stray dog NTR him, I went to bed calm and smiling.
When I finally woke up, I noticed Clanker followed me everywhere like a good boy and didn't try to piss on me or lick my face , which meant my plan worked. When I went downstairs I saw Rebecca sitting on the couch and Clanker ran straight to her, and I was talking to Jarvis.
"Today we start building that new suit, Jarvis. It has to be the best one I've ever made."
"I understand, sir. This suit will really be the best."
So I went to the garage and started working on creating the best suit that could withstand anything.
"Hmmmm what should I call this new material?" "How about… Revanium?"
A very tiring and annoying week later
I was standing in front of my nearly finished new, better, stronger, more resilient suit ,
but one thing was still missing.
"Jarvis, connect to the helmet of the suit, and don't forget to activate the cooling system throughout the entire suit."
"I understand, Sir. I won't forget."
I looked at my new suit with a big grin, and then I glanced to the side. The suit wasn't the only thing I'd created, gliding on stones was cool, but being the Green Goblin was cooler, so I made a Revanium glider similar to Green Goblin's, and I also made a bo staff out of Revanium. You ask why? I have a lightsaber, right? But I don't always want to kill people, and strangling them into unconsciousness isn't very…... heroic yk?
Ten minutes later
About ten minutes later Jarvis finally connected to the whole suit and the glider.
Hmmm. Maybe I should give my glider a name.
What about… Rock… in memory of my first stone and my hero who died fighting Superman.
I tapped my chest and paid respect to my dead friend, then turned to the glider.
"So from now on, you're Rock."
Then I slowly started putting the suit on, piece by piece, and when I had the whole thing on and looked in the mirror, I looked even more menacing in this suit than in the last one. I decided I'd strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's criminals.
I climbed out of my mansion and launched into the air with my glider Rock. "Jarvis, is anything happening nearby? Any crime?"
"There is a chase in progress, and it appears, sir, that Batman himself is involved in the pursuit."
"You say Batman? Then I have to show him my new suit."
So I followed Jarvis's directions and flew the way he told me until I saw a Batwing chasing some car. I flew up to Batman's Batwing and started talking. "How have you been lately, Batman?"
Batman answered curtly without taking his eyes off the car he was pursuing: "I've been fine."
I continued, "Want help with the people in that car?"
"No," Batman said. I respected that,
I wasn't going to intervene if he didn't want me to. I saw a guy with a sack over his head pop his head out the window, basically a Scarecrow mask , probably some Scarecrow gang or something. As soon as he stuck his head out, he started shooting at the Batwing, but the Batwing is bulletproof so it didn't do anything. Batman pressed a button and some harpoon or whatever extended from the back of the Batwing.
Then I felt something approaching very fast. I turned and saw green light closing in on us. I sighed. "That idiot won't shut up again." And then Green Lantern caught up and started talking to Batman: "Hey, Spooky. You don't call, you don't text"
Batman simply said, "I don't have time."
Then Lantern turned to me, he clearly wanted to say something, but he was caught by my new fit. "You've got a new suit? It looks good… but why didn't you come to the meet-up?"
I looked at him like he was an idiot , well….. he was an idiot. "No one told me about a meet-up and they couldn't have told me. I don't remember giving anyone my number."
Lantern facepalmed. "Oh right, I forgot."
Then Lantern went back to annoying Batman.
He used his ring to create a Hot Wheels-style track that the Scarecrow gang drove onto, and at the end of the track there was a bumper they smashed into, a lot of them were bleeding and were unconscious, and the gang was immediately surrounded by a bunch of Gotham PD cars.
I turned and saw Batman step out of the Batwing standing on the Batwing roof, and he looked like he didn't like what Lantern had done, exactly why I hadn't stopped the gang. If Batman says he doesn't want it done, he doesn't want it done.
"So, are we done here?" Lantern asked me and Batman.
Batman answered him right away: "Seriously? You already know who supplies the aerosol in the fear toxin?"
"W-who? w-what?" Lantern looked completely confused at what Batman said.
Batman wasn't finished: "Which councilman is Scarecrow targeting? Nothing? Okay, something easier: where is Scarecrow himself?"
"I got them," Lantern said, pointing at the car surrounded by Gotham PD. "They're there, but I didn't know-"
Batman interrupted him: "I didn't want them captured, I wanted them scared. I wanted intel." Batman climbed into his Batwing. "Next time you offer help, don't do it like that."
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I'll probably put a photo of Aaron's new suit and the glyder into the comments guys