As always,
The ArkGal was ablaze with chaos.
-Ark's done for!!!
The disciplinary committee's completely screwed!!!
The committee leader's a slave, sneaking into Kim Taeyang's dorm every night!!!!
I'm heading to submit my withdrawal!!!
It's been fun, fuckers!!!!
↳ Season 7418285: Ark's done for!!!
↳ Hey, hey! Done for? Didn't you see Kim Taeyang got picked as a model student?!!
↳ You believe that? 100% fake video lol
↳ But I saw him cleaning up dog poop. For real ㅇㅇ
↳ You're Rebel Guy, aren't you? Lmao
↳ Fuck, I really saw it!
-Hey, hey! Student council president's confirmed as a slave too!!
They've already kissed, can't you tell?!
If you're a loser crushing on Seol Hajeong, hit like and get lost!!
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↳ Heiress sister double conquest ;;
↳ Wait, they actually kissed?
↳ Sounded like a joke to me
↳ A joke? What kind of joke? Why doesn't she joke like that with me?? I want to kiss Seol Hajeong too??? I want to be loved???
↳ Look at all the losers smashing the like button lmao
↳ She is pretty though…
↳ She's kind too. She smiled at me once.
↳ She was laughing at your face, dude.
↳ Oh, fuck you!
-(Serious)(Analysis)(Insight) Explaining the Kim Taeyang Model Student Theory. Smash Like
Kim Taeyang's known as a delinquent, but is he really?
Here's a breakdown of his actions:
Tardiness -> Never late
Extortion -> Doesn't do it
Classes -> Sits in the front row, takes diligent notes
Disciplinary Committee -> Works hard
Vigilantes -> Actually doing vigilante stuff
Pomi -> Walks her daily, picks up her poop
Two sows -> They look healthier lately. Probably feeding them well
Aside from not wearing the uniform, he doesn't break any rules.
Aside from banging his slaves every night, there's nothing bad about him.
Therefore, Kim Taeyang is a model student.
If you disagree, you're a sow.
↳ Lmao fr
↳ Old farts can't argue, just downvoting lol
↳ ㅇㅇㅇㅇ! He's actually a model student ㅇㅇ!!
↳ You crazy bastards, banging slaves every night is a major crime!!
↳ This year's freshmen are on another level, holy shit ㅜ
Hmm.
It's always a mess.
The ArkGal is seriously bad for mental health.
I put down my phone and reflected on my daily life.
Among the first-years, my image has somewhat recovered.
Though that's probably just among the guys.
'But why can't they even make eye contact with me normally…?'
Despite that, my school life hasn't changed much.
My classmates still fear and avoid me.
In real life, the only ones who like me are my two sows and Rebel Guy's crew.
I get it.
Openly supporting me is like declaring, "I'm a dumbass who backs a lunatic! Ookie ookie!"
Above all, they seem scared because of my image as a constellation stealer.
Well, it's not just an image—it's true.
Anyway.
With the student council's return, Ark was buzzing.
The biggest topic was, of course, the "Student Council's Trial."
Freshmen and disciplinary committee members would form teams of five to face the trial.
There are five rooms, each with a challenge.
Each person can only tackle one room, so forming the right team is half the fun.
A best-of-five game.
With the right strategy, the difficulty is manageable.
As a veteran, I quickly assembled my team:
Me, Seol Harin, Chloe, Kim Angyeong, and Rebel Guy.
That's the plan.
Rebel Guy was thrilled to hear he was picked.
'Taeyang! I knew you'd choose me!!! I'll give it my all!!!!'
Of course, Rebel Guy's a throwaway card.
It probably won't even come to his turn.
I originally wanted to bring Kang Juhyeok, but he was excluded from the trial.
Somehow, Kang Ju-hyeok had ended up joining the student council.
This made the performance of the remaining team members even more critical.
The key was Kim Angyeong…!
The second room, the "Room of History," involves random history questions.
In the game, you could easily cheat with a search engine, but in reality, that's impossible.
According to Chloe, Kim Angyeong is a history nerd.
That's why I came to persuade him.
"Hey, Glasses Nerd."
"K-Kim Taeyang…?"
He was burning some papers next to the school's trash dump.
"What're you doing?"
"Can't you tell?! I'm committing arson!! Arson violates Article 5, Clause 13 of the school code—a serious crime!! I'm a delinquent, so I'm doing criminal stuff!!!"
Burning a few tiny papers hardly counts as arson…
And delinquents don't memorize specific clauses like that…
Whatever.
He's clearly trying hard to go astray.
You can tell from his spiky, half-assed hair and oversized Hawaiian shirt.
"Hey, Glasses Nerd. Stop this nonsense and come to my dorm tonight."
"D-Dorm…?! You're recognizing me as a true delinquent and inviting me to a wild party?!"
His ears turned red for some reason.
He's probably imagining some group orgy.
Not that—it's a fitness party, you idiot!
"Kek kek kek. Funny guy. Just come. If you don't, I'll kill you."
"Kek kek kek! Hey, hey! Like I'd miss it!! Yo!!!"
I don't know why he's mimicking my speech…
Tonight,
It's time for some hardcore education…!!
***
The disciplinary committee members were busy preparing for the "Student Council's Trial."
But Kim Angyeong was alone, committing petty arson.
He'd quit the committee,
So he was exempt from the trial.
Plus, he'd been invited to a party by the God of Delinquents, Kim Taeyang.
He had no doubt it was a booze, sex, and drug-fueled bash.
'Then… I could do it with my idol, Chloe?! ARGH!!! Tonight, I become a real man!!!!'
With a pounding heart, Kim Angyeong headed to Kim Taeyang's dorm,
And joined a hellish fitness party.
"One more!"
"Last rep!!"
"Fix your form!!"
"Keep your scapula retracted!!!"
"Don't lose core tension!!!!"
"???"
Kim Angyeong, clueless, grabbed a barbell.
He trained until his arms felt like they belonged to a 50-year-old with frozen shoulder.
"K-Kim Taeyang… Why are you putting me through this torture…? I'm not Sisyphus!!"
"Huh? Torture? What're you talking about?!"
"If this isn't torture, then what is it?!"
"It's common sense that a real delinquent needs muscles!!!"
"!"
Kim Angyeong finally understood Kim Taeyang's deeper intentions.
'This guy's trying to make me a true delinquent…!'
From the committee's perspective, Kim Taeyang was just a trashy delinquent.
But from a delinquent's perspective, he was a god among gods.
Kim Angyeong couldn't help but be deeply moved by Kim Taeyang's thoughtfulness…!
"Kek kek kek. Delinquent training, huh? I'm kinda proud I decided to become one."
"Huh?! Shut up and stand up!!! Warm-up's over!!!"
"…That was a warm-up?"
"Konoyaro!!! You thought becoming a delinquent was easy?!!!!"
Kim Angyeong got thoroughly worked over after that.
When the workout ended, Kim Taeyang dragged him to the downtown area.
"Kim Taeyang, why're we here in the middle of the night?"
"Hey, hey! A delinquent's gotta hunt, obviously!!"
"H-Hunt…?!"
Naturally, Kim Angyeong had never done any "hunting."
But "delinquents hunt" sounded pretty convincing.
"Go pick up a girl!! You're not going home until you succeed!!! Got it?!!"
"Ugh…"
Kim Angyeong began wandering the nightlife, hunting for girls.
Even as a socially awkward nerd, he had a strategy:
Target women who are clearly out to pick up guys.
Go for the ones dressed to impress…!
"I have a boyfriend."
"I'm married."
"I have three kids at home."
"I forgot my phone."
"My phone just broke."
"I only use a walkie-talkie."
"I'm gay."
"I'm intersex."
'At least come up with believable lies!!!!'
These women, clearly dressed to party, spouted ridiculous excuses…!
The rejections were so brutal, they hurt worse than honesty…!!
It took a whopping five hours.
Kim Angyeong targeted only the most promising women for his pickup attempts.
50 attempts, 0 wins, 50 losses…!!!
In the end, Kim Angyeong collapsed onto the ground.
"Hey, Kim Angyeong. You failed?"
"Kim Taeyang…? Who're the girls with you…?"
"Ohh— Got bored, so I went hunting just now."
"F-Five girls?!"
Five stunning women were clinging to Kim Taeyang's body.
A real-life harem.
It was a sight too unbelievable to process.
"Y-You got lucky, huh… Picking up a group of five friends at once…"
"Huh? They're not friends."
"What? You mean you picked up five separate girls?!"
"Obviously."
Kim Angyeong couldn't help but be shocked.
Picking up one girl, then another while already with one.
Was that even possible?
After some thought, he nodded.
"Well, if they're desperate girls out to meet guys, maybe…"
"Huh? What nonsense?! I stole a girl on a date with her boyfriend, then stole another girl on a date while I was with the first one! Stole! Stole!! STOLE!!!"
"What…?"
The girls playfully teased Kim Taeyang for being naughty.
From their reactions, it seemed his words were true.
'How charismatic do you have to be to steal a girl from her boyfriend, then steal another from a date while already with one, and repeat that four more times…?'
In that moment, Kim Angyeong's vision narrowed and darkened.
What he felt wasn't just awe.
It was fear—akin to facing death.
The muscle-bound figure before him
Was something beyond human.
'He's not human…!'
Realizing this, Kim Taeyang's figure loomed infinitely large.
No matter how high he looked, he couldn't see his face.
From the shadowed visage, only glowing red eyes shone.
'He's a different creature…!! A predator…!!!'
And Kim Angyeong was prey.
An overwhelming sense of dread washed over him.
His body itched with panic, cold sweat chilling his skin.
His pupils shrank, and his hairs stood on end.
His teeth chattered from uncontrollable trembling.
He wanted to run, but his body wouldn't move.
As the predator's mouth opened—
"Hey. Glasses Nerd."
"?"
The fear enveloping Kim Angyeong vanished instantly.
Everything returned to normal in a flash.
"You're not cut out to be a delinquent, are you?"
"…"
It was true.
Kim Angyeong couldn't be a delinquent.
Because his arms were too scrawny for the armband?
Because he failed 50 pickup attempts?
It wasn't about that.
Kim Angyeong was born a nerd.
No amount of effort would let him touch the toes of this man.
They were fundamentally different.
"I'm not even good enough to be a delinquent… I'm just trash…"
"You only just realized? Everyone else already knew."
"…"
What now?
He didn't want to return to the disciplinary committee.
He didn't want to be a loser again.
Maybe he should just die…
How could he die less painfully…? As he mulled over these thoughts—
"But Glasses Nerd, you've got your own kind of cool."
"My own… cool?"
"Yeah, uh… Chloe said that even though you're scrawny, you're sharp as hell."
"The boss said that?"
"Would I lie about something like that? Honestly, I think it suits you. That elite vibe. Lean into it, and you might even pick up a girl or two."
With that, Kim Taeyang left with the girls.
From a distance, his voice echoed.
"Hey! At least do some push-ups! You can't wear an armband with those twig arms, right? Kek kek kek."
"Armband…"
In the past, those words would've sounded like mockery.
But now, they felt like valuable advice.
Scritch scratch-
Kim Angyeong mussed up his spiky hair.
With his awkward hairstyle gone, he felt a sense of relief.
'My own cool… I'll find it…!'
***
A villain who even helps extras grow.
That's Kim Taeyang…!!
And a lunatic who steals five girls who are already on dates!!!
That's also Kim Taeyang…!!!
I tested it just to see,
And the beach outfit's pickup boost was insane!
Now all that's left is to have a blast with the girls…!
—or so I thought.
"You. Where have you been… having such a good time?"
Suddenly, Seol Harin appeared.
Whoosh-!
"Kyaaah!"
Intimidated by Seol Harin's aura, the girls fled.
A skilled hero can subdue people with presence alone.
"Hey, hey. It's a misunderstanding."
"What's a misunderstanding?"
"It was a strategy to get Kim Angyeong back to the disciplinary committee…"
"Sure. Fine. It's a misunderstanding."
She's just letting it go like that?
But Seol Harin wasn't that type.
"I'll assume it's a misunderstanding, so I'm sleeping at your place tonight."
"?"
What does a misunderstanding have to do with that…?
"Hey! Livestock sleep in the barn!! Go back to your place!!!"
"As your slave, I have a duty to take care of you."
"I never gave you that duty!!!!"
"I can't stand the thought of you wasting energy on pointless things and losing muscle mass as a fitness slave."
"Hey!!! Stop obsessing over muscles like that!!!!"
"You're the one who taught me to be this obsessive."
So logical…!!!
I'm speechless!!!!
"Anyway, I'm staying over tonight, so deal with it. No arguing."
Seol Harin was unusually firm.
Her voice was calm, but I could tell she was pissed.
But.
What if I used my trump card?
"I'll free you from slavery and make you a free person, huh?!!"
"Then I'll just declare myself your slave again. I can do it as many times as needed. I can do dogeza while working out my lower body and cardio at the same time—win-win."
A sow who turns dogeza Into exercise.
This is so absurd I'm at a loss for words…?
What kind of monster have I created?! Hey!!!
.
.
.
So, seriously.
She's really staying over?
But we're not sleeping in the same bed, right?
"The bed's big enough. Plenty of room for both of us."
"…"
I'm so screwed…!!!!