Seol Harin's life was like a sparkling jewel.
From the moment she was born, she could have almost anything she desired.
Everyone envied her,
Spied on her,
And was jealous of her high-profile life.
Yet, she wasn't happy.
She couldn't say she was miserable, but a constant undercurrent of anxiety always lapped at her chin.
She had nowhere to lean for support.
Even for someone like her,
A calm and generous sea had appeared.
That sea's name was Kim Taeyang.
A man who saw her as a sow.
But deep down, a man who cared for her more than anyone.
'That broad back I saw when he saved me… I want to be carried by it again…'
He had saved her.
He gave her a new life and peace.
She wanted to repay him,
And she'd been waiting for the right moment.
"Hey, sow. I'm taking this glasses nerd out for a bit, so go home."
"When will you be back?"
"Huh? It's gonna take a while, so don't wait up—get lost!"
"Got it!"
She said that, but she had no intention of leaving.
'This is my chance! Time to prepare a surprise…!'
Cleaning the house spotless, preparing heartfelt food, and setting out fine wine—
Spending a happy evening with her master was the surprise she planned.
It was a modest plan for a "surprise," but Seol Harin wasn't used to pleasing others.
For her, this was a grand operation.
Click.
She tied the strings of her cleaning apron.
With a headscarf and rubber gloves, she began a thorough deep clean of the house.
Dusting and vacuuming were the basics.
She even got on her hands and knees, scrubbing the floor with a rag…!
"Woof?"
Pomi, watching, was dumbfounded by her effort.
She'd never seen Seol Harin clean so diligently before.
"You shed so much, Pomi… Good thing Master isn't allergic."
She meticulously removed pet hair from the sofa and bed with a lint roller.
"Pomi, you're kinda dirty… Time for a bath."
"Woof…?!"
Pomi bolted at the word "bath," but she couldn't escape her former master's grasp.
"You need to be clean so Master will love you. Right?"
She spent a full hour bathing Pomi.
When Seol Harin emerged from the bathroom, she was as limp as wet seaweed.
"Ha… I'm gonna get muscle loss at this rate…"
She'd tidied the home gym or run the vacuum before, but this was her first time doing such an intense deep clean.
'But let's keep going. I have to finish before Master gets back.'
Reinvigorated, Seol Harin tied up the accumulated trash and scrubbed the kitchen sink spotless.
"Ugh…!"
Handling food waste made her gag involuntarily.
She wasn't used to such filth and smells.
She avoided eating in her own dorm just to skip dealing with food waste.
But she powered through.
'If I want to be a proper wife, I need to handle this much…'
Don't men love virtuous women?
She'd lived a life far from housework, but she was determined to get used to it now.
After cleaning, she moved on to cooking.
She was confident with chicken breast steak, having mastered it.
She plated it more elegantly than usual and set it on the table,
Along with an ultra-expensive French wine she brought from home.
'Perfect…!'
Now all she had to do was wait for Kim Taeyang to return.
But.
Tick-tock, tick-tock…
There was no sign of him.
No reply to her messages.
No answer to her calls.
'Is something wrong…?'
Worry crept in.
He usually responded, even if briefly.
Was he too busy to reply?
As an ominous feeling rose, a certain woman's face came to mind.
'Could it be… my sister?!'
Seol Hajeong.
The sister who took everything from her.
She'd surely try to steal Kim Taeyang too.
There was no doubt—she'd done it for the past 20 years.
'No way…!'
Unable to hold back, Seol Harin set out to find Kim Taeyang.
And there he was…
"You. Where have you been… having such a good time?"
He was surrounded by a gaggle of girls he'd picked up.
'Thank goodness…'
She was pissed, but she could breathe a sigh of relief.
A brief fling was far better than Seol Hajeong's claws getting into him.
Truthfully, Seol Harin had no intention of meddling in Kim Taeyang's fun.
She was just a sow, after all.
What right did she have to dictate her master's leisure?
Of course, if she were to become his wife, that'd be different… but that was a story for another day.
But something about Kim Taeyang's demeanor felt off.
"Hey, hey. It's a misunderstanding."
'Why's he so quick to make excuses? Is he… worried about my reaction?'
Seol Harin was a chaebol heiress.
A woman trained in the art of wielding power.
His expression and tone were mostly the same as usual, but she could sense the subtle difference.
'I accidentally caught his weakness… Lucky me.'
She wasn't one to let such an opportunity slip.
"I'll assume it's a misunderstanding, so I'm sleeping at your place tonight."
"?"
The art of negotiation.
A skill her father taught her to become an excellent CEO.
Like father, like daughter?
She was using her inherited knowledge and skills to 200%—
Not to be a great CEO, but to become a great bride…!
***
I returned to the dorm with Seol Harin.
Something felt off, so I checked the place, and holy crap.
The house was spotless, like it had never been used…!
"Hey! What's with this place looking brand new? Like it's gone back to its virgin days?!"
"It's no big deal. I was bored, so I cleaned. Cleaning's my hobby."
"Where'd that lie come from?! No way a chaebol sow has a hobby like cleaning!!"
"Seriously, it is. I'm a perfectionist, so I've always been tidy."
She even took out all the trash.
The food waste was gone, the fridge was organized, and the sink was sparkling.
This is kinda touching…?
"Kek kek kek. The kitchen's looking killer. I thought a pampered rich girl like you couldn't handle this stuff, but you're full of surprises. Especially cleaning the sink drain so thoroughly?"
"Why make a fuss over something like a drain?"
"Huh? That stuff's gross to clean, isn't it? Especially since it's been warm lately!"
"Not at all. I've been doing it since I was a kid."
"You've been cleaning drains since you were a kid?"
"You didn't think someone raised in a chaebol family would be well-trained? Don't assume I grew up like a princess. Compared to most people living alone, my domestic skills are top-tier."
"…"
Harin…
Don't lie…
I know from the event scenes…
You grew up without getting a drop of water on your hands…!
I was itching to tease her, but I held back.
Making fun of her after all this effort would be a dick move.
It's touching that a princess like her went this far.
"Stop gawking and eat. I brought good wine too."
"Woo~ From the convenience store?"
"No, from my house."
"Hey, isn't that too fancy to share?"
"It's not that expensive. Don't worry about it."
It was 12:30 AM.
We had a late-night meal, sipping wine elegantly.
Come to think of it, this was my first time drinking with Seol Harin.
I'd been meaning to make time for it, so this worked out.
I hadn't imagined such an intimate vibe, though…
"How was Angyeong?"
"It went well. After a full day of grinding, he figured out his place. That guy's got his own kind of cool, right?"
"He does have a smart vibe."
"Hey. Don't praise other guys in front of me."
"You brought him up first, so don't act all high and mighty. I've already got your patterns figured out."
"…"
This girl's adapted to my speech way too well.
She's enjoying this, isn't she…?
"What were you doing with those girls earlier?"
"Nothing much. Just picked them up to teach Angyeong about hunting."
"Yeah, true. Despite how you talk, you're not that into women."
"Huh? How're you so sure about that?"
"It's obvious when you don't even touch a girl like me. Honestly, those girls were so low-tier, I didn't even feel threatened."
"Hey! Your confidence is off the charts!!"
"Yours is worse."
"Kek kek kek. That's my sow."
With a bit of wine in us, the mood lightened.
Both of us—me and Seol Harin—were laughing a lot more.
When I first got isekai'd, I thought alcohol was the biggest threat.
Drinking recklessly and locking eyes with a heroine,
Or having Seol Harin, pretending to stumble on her way to the bathroom, lean into me would be trouble.
"Oops… I'm dizzy… Sorry."
But alcohol's no threat to me.
Kim Taeyang's got a mysterious skill, after all.
"Hmph…!!!!!"
I tensed my whole body and breathed deeply.
It's like I'm whipping my organs into shape…!
'Hey! Stop slacking and get to work!!'
My startled liver detoxifies the alcohol in an instant!!
It feels like a big deal, but when you realize it's a skill mostly used to get a super-hot girl drunk, it seems kinda pathetic…
"Hey, sow! Be careful!!"
"…You're not drunk at all, are you?"
"Obviously! One measly bottle of wine's got nothing on me!!"
"Tch… I'm showering first."
Seol Harin, who'd been stumbling, walked to the bathroom as if she were in the final scene of a twist-filled movie.
What a scary woman…
She soon emerged with damp hair, wearing a T-shirt and dolphin shorts.
"You don't take off your makeup? Your skin's gonna rot!!"
"It's my bare face!!"
Anyone could tell it wasn't bare.
Whatever, she'll figure it out.
Shaaaa…
Under the shower's stream, I pondered.
How do I convince this horny girl?
If I suggest we just hold hands and sleep, would she agree?
If I reject her advances outright, she'll get hurt and super pissed…
Or should I threaten her somehow?
Tell her I'll only sleep with her if she hits a 700kg big three?
But what if she actually does it…?
She doesn't even seem to care about getting Pomi back anymore…
Instead of wanting freedom, she's aiming to be the top sow…
Even threatening to free her doesn't work…
That's when I realized.
'Seol Harin is invincible…!!!!'
There's nothing left to hold over her!
She's in her most dangerous state right now…!
Maybe…
Tonight's the night I have to use that…
"Hey, sow. Just to be clear, we're really just sleeping…?"
As I entered the bedroom,
"…"
Seol Harin was curled up like a shrimp, fast asleep.
She'd cleaned and cooked all day—no wonder she's exhausted.
Lucky break, but kinda anticlimactic…
Rustle-
I carefully slid into bed so as not to wake her.
As she said, the bed was big enough for both of us with room to spare.
Yet my heart was pounding.
'I'm sharing a blanket with a sow…!'
Being under the same blanket with a girl, just the two of us.
It was way more arousing than I'd imagined.
Throb…! Throb…!!
My dick was rock hard.
At over 30cm, it couldn't even stand straight in my pants.
It was uncomfortable and painful…
"Ugh…"
It hurt enough to make me groan…!
What do I do?!
I can't sleep naked!!
Why can't I control my boner?!
I can one-shot alcohol with organ discipline!!
The situation kept getting worse.
"Mmm… Scary…"
Seol Harin started talking in her sleep.
Maybe having a nightmare, she wriggled closer to me.
The pleasant scent of her shampoo tickled my nose.
The warmth of her body, somewhere between cozy and hot, radiated close by.
"Mmm… Don't go…"
Oh, no.
Seol Harin hugged me tight.
Her unguarded movements hit me hard.
Her soft breasts pressed firmly against my solid frame, flaunting their elasticity.
This lewd sow!
What the hell kind of dream is she having…?!!
And then,
An unbelievable sound rang out.
Rip-
Rip?
The sound of seams tearing.
I could feel it from my lower body.
It was the sound of my clothes ripping.
BOOM!!!!
'My dick tore through my underwear and pants!!! What kind of erection power is this?!'
Even I was shocked by my insane virility…!!
Did I really hit Shin Hyewon with this terrifying weapon?!
I almost committed murder!!!
I'm so sorry, Vice-Dean!!!!
"Mmm… Banana…"
"?"
"Mmm… I want to eat a banana…"
A banana out of nowhere?
Is she actually awake?!
Sure enough,
Seol Harin's hand started fumbling downward.
When her fingers finally met my giant banana,
Flinch.
Her hand hesitated.
"Mmm… B-Banana… It's… bigger than I thought… I'm surprised…"
Fuck.
This lewd sow…?!
"Hey, hey!!!! Were you pretending to sleep just to sneak a feel of my dick?!!!!!!!"
"I-I-I was asleep!!"
"Don't stutter when you're lying!!!!!!"
We both shot up,
And a shouting match was inevitable.
"When a girl goes this far, shouldn't you take the hint and do something?!!"
"I said we'd sleep together, not that I'd fuck you like a dog!!!"
Her expression cracked like shattered glass from the shock.
"You… Are you gay?"
"Hey!!! I fucking hate gays!!!!!"
"Phew, that's a relief… Then let's do it!!!"
Seol Harin lunged at me.
A struggle broke out as she tried to pull off the blanket and I fought to keep it on.
"You're gonna be this stingy?!"
"Hey! Did I put my dick in your care?!!"
Seol Harin yanked the blanket with her full body weight.
RIIIIP!
The strength of two heroes was enough to tear the blanket apart,
And my dick, which had been pinned down, sprang free—
THWACK!!!
It delivered a dick punch right to Seol Harin!
She toppled backward, falling off the bed.
"Ugh…! Y-You didn't have to hit me!!"
"Hey, I didn't hit you."
"?"
No choice now…
I stood up in front of her, revealing my massive rod.
"Ah…"
A giant shadow fell across Seol Harin's face.
"My dick did."
"…!"
If that's what you want, I'll give it to you.
Not sure if you can handle it, though…!!