Dungeon Basics class.
My absolute favorite lecture.
Fascinating content.
Excellent structure.
A passionate instructor…
The one problem?
Progress.
"Hey, teach."
"Y-Yes! Kim Taeyang, sir…!! A question?!"
Professor Song Gayoung.
She's terrified of me.
Probably because of the rumors and my appearance.
I'm just a diligent model student, though…
So unfair…! Sob sob!
"Can you keep up with the pace like this? Only five minutes left till class ends."
"Y-You're right!! We'll have to push it to next week—"
"Huh?! What kinda bullshit is that?!!! Didn't we already skip a super hot section last time because you fell behind?!!!!"
"B-But what can I do when we're out of time…?"
"It's your fault for teaching so damn well, isn't it?!!! I love this subject so much I can't stop taking notes!!!! Grr!!! Take responsibility and hold a makeup class!!!! Makeup class!!!!"
Song Gayoung, trembling, asked the students for understanding.
"I'm so sorry, but is it okay if we continue during the break…?"
"Anyone got a problem with that, raise your hand! I'll kill you!! Huh?!!"
"…"
Naturally, no one dared raise a hand.
I'm such a bad guy!!
Extending the lecture like this!!
It feels like the worst thing I've done since coming to this world…!!!
"Kek kek kek. Don't look so wronged, everyone! This is all for sharpening your brains' sensitivity, got it?!"
That's when it happened.
Unexpectedly, a student raised their hand.
"J-Juhyeok…?"
"Huh?"
Kang Juhyeok.
He'd been sulking in a corner like a loser lately, but today he was brimming with confidence.
"We're supposed to rest during break. It's clearly in the school rules."
"Huh?!! You crazy or what?!!! What about the knowledge we're missing out on?!!! This part's super spicy and tricky, impossible to get without a lecture!!!!"
SLAM—!
Kang Juhyeok kicked his chair back and stood up.
His aura was rough, like he'd made up his mind about something.
He pulled something from his pocket.
A student council ID.
"Stop your foul language!!!"
"?"
"As an officially recognized 'Classroom Guardian' by the student council…!!!"
He stood with the gravitas of an imperial envoy revealing their badge.
The students started whispering.
"What's a Classroom Guardian?"
"No idea…"
"The name's so lame…"
"Makes it sound even scarier…"
Classroom Guardian.
An achievement you could unlock in the game by following the student council route.
Not a big deal, but the ID itself was useful.
It was imbued with the student council president's magic.
"As the Classroom Guardian, I'll punish you for disrupting class order…! Rubber Golem, summon…!!"
The ID glowed, and a magic circle appeared on the floor.
From its center, a rubber golem emerged.
"…"
Long, straight hair.
A pretty but unremarkable face.
A perfectly blank expression.
A balanced figure, neither exceptional nor lacking.
A beauty, but utterly forgettable in a adult game—colorless and odorless.
Her entire body was pale like silicone.
Like an unpainted figure, maybe?
'This is… a golem?'
This is a adult game world, after all…
Even the golem is a naked female figure!
"As the Classroom Guardian, I challenge you to a duel… Kim Taeyang! Stand and face your punishment!!"
"Woo~ Found a premium natural rubber, squishy love doll!"
"?"
The rubber golem is definitely a useful minion.
It doesn't die no matter how much you beat it, making it a solid meat shield through mid-game.
So I'm gonna steal it.
"L-Love doll?! It's a rubber golem!"
"Huh?!! Anyone can see it's a love doll!!! Made of rubber from head to toe!!! If it's not meant to be a full-body onahole, why was it even created?!!!!"
NTR Solution.
As long as I have this, there's nothing I can't steal!
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◆ NTR Solution
◆ Rubber Golem
[User Hero: Kang Juhyeok]
[Relationship with User Hero: 15]
[Trait: Colorless and Odorless]
◆ Solution
+ Low bond with the hero!
+ With a little effort, it can be stolen!
+ The Rubber Golem's trait, Colorless and Odorless, makes it stronger without individuality but causes it to crave personality!
+ Try charming the Rubber Golem by dressing it up!
+ Painting it or gifting clothes or accessories works too!
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Gift it clothes or accessories.
I happened to have an accessory on hand.
"You're super cute~"
"…?"
"Do you like shiny stuff?"
What I pulled out was a gold medal.
Yup, the one I got from winning the sled dog race.
It's a bit much for an accessory…
But this colorless, odorless love doll might like something extravagant.
"Woooh! It looks perfect on you!! That shiny gold medal's the ultimate fashion statement, girl!!!"
"…!"
The Rubber Golem made a slightly surprised gesture, looking at the gold medal around its neck.
For the record, this thing can't talk or change expressions.
It's literally a rubber golem.
[Rubber Golem's favorability greatly increases.]
[Rubber Golem's favorability greatly increases.]
[Rubber Golem's favorability greatly increases.]
.
.
.
[Rubber Golem recognizes you as its master!]
Even a thing like this can be stolen…!
"A rubber golem girl who can take a beating like no other, get!~☆"
Stealing a golem girl in real-time!
Everyone was stunned, but Seol Harin shouted.
"That's mine!"
"Huh? What're you talking about?"
"The gold medal!!"
"?"
Since when was it yours…?
"Hey, sow! I'm just lending the gold medal, so don't make a fuss!!"
"Tch… Give it back when we get home."
"Why're you so worked up when you couldn't even win gold in every event?!!"
Seol Harin definitely got second in the "Masturbation for Master" contest.
Who got first is still a mystery, but the point is, Seol Harin was second.
"Hmph. I'm confident I'd win if we did it again."
"???"
Uh…
Sounds like she's been practicing hard.
Not sure why she's so proud of that, though.
Anyway…
"Hey, Kang Juhyeok. Thanks, man? I'll put this moving love doll to good use. Kek kek kek."
"W-Wait…! Cancel summon! Release!! Cancel summon!!!"
His desperate cries were useless.
It's not your summon anymore, dude.
I sat back down and picked up my pen.
"Hey, teach! Let's make some real progress!!"
"Y-Yes, sir…!!"
Just as the lecture was about to resume,
Click-
Seol Hajeong walked into the classroom,
Flanked by Vice-President Kuma and Secretary Lena.
"Oh my, still in class?"
"Seol Hajeong…! The student council has business in this classroom, right?! Sorry, students! I'll make it quick next week!!"
Professor Song Gayoung seized the chance to bolt.
Click-clack-
Seol Hajeong approached with alluring steps, smiling at Kang Juhyeok.
"Juhyeok? What happened?"
"W-Well… He stole my golem."
"Oh my, I missed something fun?"
Seol Hajeong didn't seem pissed at all.
Just mildly amused.
That woman's unshakable calm is infuriating.
"Sorry, noona…"
"Hehe, no need to feel down. There'll be plenty of chances."
Seol Hajeong patted Kang Juhyeok's head.
It felt like she was trying to provoke her sister.
But…
Seol Harin didn't react at all.
Seol Hajeong's expression hardened.
She stopped patting his head.
"Juhyeok, did you and Harin really have a big fight?"
"Huh…?"
"Never mind. Give me back the ID."
"W-What? But—"
"Hey, hey! Don't you hear the president?!! Huh?!!"
"Ugh…!"
Kuma snatched the "Classroom Guardian" ID from Kang Juhyeok.
As all eyes in the class turned to me and Seol Hajeong,
I spoke first.
"Hey! What're you doing here?"
"Obviously, I'm here to seduce you, Taeyang. Forgot what I said before? I haven't given up."
"If it's about raising sows, maybe, but I'm not interested in dating, so get lost!!"
"This bastard…! Watch how you talk to the president!!"
Grab!
Kuma Rodriguez, barging in out of nowhere, seized me by the collar.
A muscular woman with arms as thick as mine.
Her short, sporty haircut could make you mistake her for a guy.
And yet, her color's pink, of all things.
This student council is full of infuriating nonsense.
"You steroid pig, you really wanna die?!! Huh?!!!"
"Filthy delinquent…!"
Kuma's mouth, ready to spew more insults, clamped shut.
Her grip on my collar loosened instantly.
It was because of Seol Harin.
WHOOOOOOSH──────────!!!!
"Ugh…!"
A chilling, murderous aura.
Seol Harin gripped her sword's hilt tightly.
Even without drawing it, I could almost see the blade slashing before my eyes.
"Good move stepping back. One second later, and I would've drawn my sword."
Kuma…
If you hadn't backed off, you'd be dead right now…
"Tch… If you weren't the president's sister, you'd be flat on the floor!"
"If you weren't my senior, you'd already be dead."
"…"
Seol Harin's killing intent overwhelmed everyone.
She meant every word.
At home, she's just a sow, but seeing her like this reminds me how strong her character is.
What a reliable sow…!
"Kuma, can you let us talk casually?"
"S-Sorry, President!"
"No, no, it's fine."
Kuma bowed at a perfect 90-degree angle, like some thug.
"Taeyang, you like girls with piercings, don't you?"
"Huh?! Who said that?!!"
"No use playing dumb. I already know you put a big piercing on my cute little sister's navel."
With that, Seol Hajeong unbuttoned her shirt.
Not the top.
The bottom, near her navel.
As she parted her shirt, a navel piercing came into view.
Much bigger and flashier than Seol Harin's, it had a gaudy, cheap vibe.
"What do you think? Pretty, right?"
The room started buzzing.
The student council president with a navel piercing…
Talk about scandalous gossip!
"…"
Seol Harin was quietly trembling beside me.
I grabbed her wrist to calm her down.
"Hey, chill. Nothing's gonna happen."
"…Okay."
Fighting here would only hurt us.
Seol Hajeong, that vile woman, came to watch her sister squirm.
"I heard you like girls with piercings, so I got four done. Both earlobes were already pierced, one new one on my navel… Wanna guess where the other three are?"
Seol Hajeong teased me with a hehehe laugh.
For a 20-year-old, that kind of teasing would definitely make their face burn.
But I'm Kim Taeyang!!!
"Huh?! Obviously both nipples and your clit hood, right?!! Where else would they be?!!!"
Seol Hajeong laughed, amused.
"Wrong! Both helixes and my tongue."
She finally showed her ears.
Using a fake-out like that—how sneaky!
"You've become a sow with way too many holes. And in such useless places?"
"You seem to prefer piercings in those spots, huh?"
"Obviously! Helix piercings are a joke!!"
"I could get those done for you."
Her words turned every head in the room—classmates eavesdropping, Kuma, Lena, and even Seol Harin.
"If you date me, I'll do them all for you."
This woman's a devil.
A devil hell-bent on pissing off her sister.
"I can do that too!!"
Seol Harin finally snapped.
"Oh? Why so heated? You two aren't even dating."
"Ugh… I'm sick of this…!"
"Harin, I'm trying to help you. You've always needed me to do anything right since we were kids."
"Shut up!"
"Look at you now. The moment I step away, you've become some slave?"
"I'm not just a slave, I'm a sow…!!"
If this kept up, things were gonna get ugly.
I stood up and hoisted Seol Harin over my shoulder.
"L-Let me go!"
"Hey, sow! Stop freaking out and stay still!!"
Smack! Smack!
"Eek…!"
A couple of spanks on her butt, and she finally quieted down.
As I started to leave, Seol Hajeong threw a jab.
"Taeyang, the helix and tongue ones aren't actually piercings."
"Huh? What kinda nonsense is that?"
Click!
Snap!
When Seol Hajeong snapped her fingers, the masked girl Lena opened her palm.
Seol Hajeong spat out her tongue piercing onto it.
The helix piercings were the same—fakes.
"These are actually magnets. Sorry for lying. But I did get three piercings. If you fail the student council's trial, I'll let you check where they are."
"Then it's gotta be both nipples and the clit hood, right?!!!!"
"Hehehe. Maybe…? Kuma, Lena, let's go."
"Yes, President!!"
Seol Hajeong sauntered off, casually waving.
What an arrogant woman…
Makes me wanna turn her into a sow right now…!
***
After the commotion, the student council's executive meeting was called.
"Let's check on the trial preparations… Oh? Did I forget the documents…?"
As Seol Hajeong fumbled, Lena smoothly handed her the papers.
"Thanks, Lena."
The student council's trial.
A net to filter out Kim Taeyang and his crew.
"First, who's handling the Room of Athletics?"
"We are."
The marathon-running twins, the Mount brothers, raised their hands.
"It's a long-distance running contest. Our specialty from our athlete days."
"No way you'll lose, right? Good. Next?"
The second room was the Room of Knowledge.
It was assigned to Yoo-young, the student council's top brain.
"Yoo-young changed the quiz subject? Because of Kim Angyeong?"
"Kim Taeyang played smart. He put history nerd Kim Angyeong on his team. So I switched it to literature."
"Thorough preparation. Well done."
The first two rooms weren't a big deal.
Those three were small fry compared to Kuma, Lena, and Seol Hajeong herself.
The real challenge started with the third room.
"Next is Kuma?"
"Yup…! The event is Concrete Wrestling…! Wrestling on a concrete floor!! I'll lift Kim Taeyang and slam him headfirst to death!!!"
"Kuma, you can't kill a student. That's a crime."
"I-I didn't think that far…!"
"Such a violent event will stir controversy."
"Sorry!! I'll come up with another concept—"
Lena cut Kuma off.
"Powerlifting."
"Powerlifting?"
"You hold an unofficial world record as a superhuman. Powerlifting's perfect."
Powerlifting.
The sport where the person who lifts the heaviest weight wins.
Kuma was a renowned figure in the superhuman powerlifting world.
"Hey! That's unfair!! I'm a pro athlete, and he's just a wannabe tinkering with the big three!"
"Scared?"
"Who's scared?! Huh?!! Don't mess with me, Lena!!!"
Seol Hajeong calmed Kuma down.
"Kuma, I think powerlifting's the way to go. He's no ordinary guy. He stole my sister's constellation and crushed the disciplinary committee."
"I-If even you say so, President… Got it."
'Goddamn humiliating…'
Competing seriously with a civilian as an athlete was embarrassing…
Was her frustration showing on her face?
Seol Hajeong spoke coolly.
"You're not underestimating him, are you? If you lose at powerlifting, Kuma, you're just a useless pig."
"N-No way! I'll never lose!!"
Kuma straightened up, radiating a soldier-like vibe despite her bulk.
"Hehehe. Kidding, kidding. Relax."
"No…! I'll give it my all!!"
'I can't disappoint the President…!'
Kuma was fully disciplined.
***
The student council's trial was set to span a full day,
Testing the first-years and disciplinary committee in the morning, afternoon, and evening.
Late evening.
Our group gathered at the trial's gate for the final round.
Me, Seol Harin, Chloe, Kim Angyeong, Rebel Guy, and… Spankings?!
…Wait a sec.
Why's Spankings here?
"Huh? Why'd you show up, you damn cat?"
"To repay a favor, nya! Spankings' gratitude, nya!"
The cat-shaped Spankings climbed onto my shoulder, throwing nya nya punches.
Glittering light enveloped me.
[Spankings' Blessing]
- Strength stat doubles for one day.
Power surged through my body…!
I could break a big three record right now…!!
"Hey! Thanks, man?!"
"Nya nya. Now spank me, nya!"
This damn cat doing something this clutch…?
Smack smack smack-!
How could I not give it a good butt-spanking?!!!!