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Chapter 3 - ch 3: Just a watcher (NPC moment) 3.

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Kuraiya thought to himself when he watched Naruto's match with neji [when there's no plot armour, your not taking the win huh?, thank God, to be fair I wanted neji to win anyway, when I first watched it back in my other life as well, I thought this.]

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Back to the present.

After Garaa thought this, he turned his attention back to their upcoming match.

And Temari who was muttering to herself heard her name being shouted for the game that is about to start, and she walked to the arena.

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Meanwhile back at kuraiya's place.

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He was currently eating a lot of food, behind him was already a mountains worth of rubbish, he looked back towards the pile and his mouth twitched.

After self deprecating himself over the mountain he turned back to the screen, and murmured to himself "don't blame me, if I run of out food again" he was looking at the old fool seated on the screen.

And hiruzen who was talking to an anbu operative close by him, he then sneezed and felt as if someone was plotting against his family he looked around before seeing the kazekage walking over to him.

He put on a fake smile and stood up to greet rasa (orochimaru) and put out his hand in a gesture to take a seat.

After the two took a seat.

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--stare--

--stare--

--stare--

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Hiruzen finally spoke "you have quite the interesting students this time", he made sure to give rasa a few more seconds of staring at his expressions to see if there was any signs of something he was looking for, before turning back to the fighting ring.

Announcer: for our second match we have Temari vs shikamaru.

Kuraiya who was watching the scene unfold and watching Nara boy lie down on the ground he felt a little kinship with that personality.

[Ahh, that Nara boy has the common relaxing personality, shame it's all for show and not actually his real self, if I remember correctly, the guy is simply acting while watching the whole situations around him, when he's normally in groups, and even has contingencies against them.]

Kuraiya 'sighed' to himself knowing full well why he has trust issues, and even thinks of ways to counter attack anyone he's involved with.

Kuraiya muttered to himself "trust issues".

In the arena shikamaru and Temari were now facing each other, but Temari seemed distracted, and her face kepted twitching.

And shikamaru thought it might be easier than he imagined, since she's so distracted and he was patiently waiting for the announcer to say begin so he can lay out the plan.

Naruto could be seen waving his hands around like a lunatic shouting at the lying down Nara, shikamaru stood up slowly and stared at the ref.

{For our second match Nara shikamaru vs Temari from the sand village}

{Now let the second match-- begin}.

Just as the match started Temari heard the voice again [Nara boy has already started to move, quite the plan he has, he's hiding in the bushes to her left, while keeping his fake body in the open.]

Temari smirked to herself inwardly and did the opposite of what she did in the show and attacked where Nara boy was hiding.

Kuraiya was shocked when he saw her attack the real Nara boy and he thought this girls senses are off the charts and he said in his mind [how the hell did she know he was there, shouldn't she have attacked the fake, I thought she'd be easily fooled by it just like in the original.]

Temari scoffed at the person's thoughts and she was looking at the direction she struck.

Nara boy who was hit by the wind attack stood up groggly and he murmured to himself "how the hell, did she see right through my clone, but that should be impossible for someone of a genin, like myself".

Just as he was thinking of another plan, Temari who was called a weakling by kuraiya wanted to vent her anger towards something and who else but the person in front of her was the perfect tool for it.

Nara boy who had come up with another plan saw Temari already attacking him and he said to himself "man, what a drag" he had no time to move and was attacked by wind blades.

Nara boy was being beaten to a pulp by Temari and kuraiya who was watching had his mouth wide open.

"She's actually beating him, what is this, am I in another timeline or something, where males are weak and the female's are the tanks" kuraiya's face was twitching while watching the TV.

Kuraiya said in his mind [poor Nara boy, he stands no chance, against a serious Temari.]

It wasn't long until Nara boy couldn't move and was seen twitching on the ground while having a swollen face.

The referee came towards shikamaru and waved his hand while shouting "shikamaru has lost, the winner Temari!".

Temari upon hearing her victory scoffed and walked away, not even looking at the poorly beaten Nara boy.

Hiruzen's face on the stands seat was twitching and when he saw Temari beating Nara, he immediately thought of Tsunade's violent temper, and he shuddered thinking about it.

Hiruzen stood up and left the arena as did rasa (orochimaru).

Kuraiya 'sighed' to himself and said "I gotta wait till tomorrow for Sasuke vs Garaa, how boring".

Kuraiya was tired, he stretched his body and yawned and his tail went straight upon stretching, he looked back at it and thought.

[When I first received the tail it felt weird at first, but over time it's grown on me, it even shows other's what mood I'm in.]

He remembered that one scene in dragon Ball minus where bardock and gine's tails started flexing when they met each other.

He murmured to himself again while lying down on his bed "I wonder can I have 100% saiyan kids or will it be halflings like gohan" he wanted his children to inherit his genes to the fullest.

He sighed again and went to sleep unaware that the system started giggling.

"Don't worry master I'll help you".

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