As the dinosaurs cheered (and the Marines mourned their loss from their now-crippled ship), Dorry and Broggy laughed loud enough to shake the trees.
Suddenly everyone froze.
Even the dinosaurs paused, their heads swiveling toward the tree line.
Then—
"GYAHAHAHA! WHAT'S THIS? A SEA KING PARTY?!"
"ELBAF'S MIGHTIEST WOULDN'T MISS THIS!"
Through the foliage emerged two gigantic figures—Dorry and Broggy, the legendary giants of Elbaf, their laughter booming across the island.
Luffy's face lit up. "HEY! LONG-NOSE GUY AND BEARD GUY!"
Dorry blinked. "That's... not our names."
Broggy scratched his beard, eyeing the dinosaurs. "Did... did you tame these beasts?"
Takuya crossed his arms. "More like bribed them."
Mira waved cheerfully from her T-Rex perch. "With cookies~"
The giants stared. Then—
"GYAHAHAHA! MARVELOUS!" Dorry bellowed, slapping his knee.
"GYAHAHA! NOW THIS IS A PROPER BATTLE!" Broggy roared, wiping tears from his eyes.
"BETTER THAN ELBAF'S GREATEST FEASTS!" Dorry agreed, slapping his knee.
The Marines, now fully retreating, could be heard screaming over the loudspeaker: "ABORT! ABORT! THERE'S GIANTS NOW TOO?!"
As the chaos settled, the crew regrouped on the beach. The dinosaurs, having successfully defended their "cookie suppliers," milled about proudly—though the old T-Rex kept nudging Takuya's pocket where he kept the treats.
Nami sighed. "So. We have an army of sugar-addicted dinosaurs, two giants, and the Marines running scared."
Usopp nodded solemnly. "This is the weirdest power-up ever."
Vivi giggled. "But it worked."
Luffy, already trying to arm-wrestle Dorry, cheered. "NEXT STOP: MORE ADVENTURES! AND COOKIES!"
The T-Rex roared in agreement.
Mira smirked, leaning against Takuya. "Master~ I think we've officially become the most unusual pirates on the seas."
Luffy, suddenly inspired, jumped onto the T-Rex's head beside Mira. "HEY! LET'S TRAIN EVERYONE LIKE THIS! NEXT TIME, WE'LL HAVE SEA KINGS FETCHING OUR FOOD!"
Nami screamed. "NO! NO MORE TRAINING WILD ANIMALS!"
Usopp nodded frantically. "Next time it'll be BEES. Or VOLCANOES. Or—"
Sanji exhaled smoke, watching the Marines' ship limp away. "...I hate that I'm impressed."
And as the sun set, the crew feasted—with their dinosaur allies (now docile again post-cookie), their giant friends, and the unshakable knowledge that the World Government would never live this down.
Somewhere, Admiral Akainu sneezed violently.
He didn't know why.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, the beach erupted into the most chaotic celebration the Grand Line had ever seen.
Dorry and Broggy sat cross-legged by a roaring bonfire, their massive hands clutching entire barrels of ale like shot glasses. "GYAHAHA! TO THE STRANGEST ALLIES IN THESE SEAS!" Dorry bellowed, raising his barrel high.
"TO COOKIES AND CHAOS!" Broggy added, sloshing ale everywhere as he clinked his barrel against Dorry's.
The beach had transformed into a scene of utter pandemonium as the dinosaurs settled into their own strange version of a pirate party. The old T-Rex, now completely devoted to cookies, was completely tamed as he let Luffy turn its massive tail into a makeshift slide.
Luffy whooped with joy as he climbed up its scaly back and went flying down the tail ramp, landing in a heap of sand with his signature grin plastered across his face.
The T-Rex let out a booming roar that sounded suspiciously like laughter each time Luffy went careening down, its tiny arms wiggling in excitement.
Meanwhile, Usopp had become the unwilling participant in what the raptors had decided was the greatest game ever invented. A particularly clever raptor had snatched the last cookie from his pocket and now the entire pack was playing keep-away, darting between his legs and over his head as he flailed wildly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OVERGROWN CHICKENS!" Usopp shrieked as one raptor pretended to offer the cookie back before snatching it away at the last second, its beady eyes gleaming with mischief. The other raptors cackled in their high-pitched screeches, clearly enjoying their new human plaything.
Over by the cooking fire, Sanji was engaged in what might have been the most frustrating culinary experience of his life. He'd somehow convinced the triceratops to act as a living grill, its thick armored skull serving as the perfect cooking surface.
"No, no! Don't flip the meat yet, you imbecilic lizard!" Sanji barked as the dinosaur kept trying to turn the steaks too early. The triceratops responded by attempting to eat the entire grill setup, forcing Sanji to leap onto its head and wrestle its mouth away.
"I SWEAR TO ALL THAT'S HOLY, IF YOU EAT MY PERFECTLY SEASONED WAGYU ONE MORE TIME-" His tirade was cut short as the dinosaur sneezed, nearly sending him flying into the fire.
The compies had formed what could only be described as a kleptomaniac's circle, darting around the party and stealing anything shiny or edible.
One particularly bold compy had managed to climb up Zoro's arm and was currently trying to pry the gold tooth from his mouth while he slept, completely unfazed by the tiny predator's efforts.
Another had stolen Nami's purse and was now being chased by a furious navigator through the sand, her screams of "THAT'S MY BERI YOU LITTLE THIEF!" echoing across the beach.
Mira had turned the T-Rex's head into her personal throne, lounging against its brow ridge like some prehistoric queen. She giggled as she watched the chaos unfold below, occasionally tossing treats to her scaly subjects.
"Master~" she called down to Takuya, "I think we've created monsters~" The T-Rex rumbled in agreement, carefully nuzzling her side like an overgrown puppy.
Takuya simply sighed and took another swig of sake, watching as Luffy convinced Dorry to let him ride on the giant's shoulders while they arm-wrestled Broggy. The resulting collision when they both lost their balance sent a wave of sand flying across the entire beach, coating everyone in a fine golden dust.
The T-Rex sneezed violently, nearly dislodging Mira from her perch, while the raptors immediately started using the new sand dunes as jumps for their ongoing game of terrorize-Usopp.
As the night wore on, the party only grew more chaotic. The triceratops had finally been banished from cooking duties after eating Sanji's entire spice collection, and was now contentedly chewing on an old mast it had found washed up on shore.
The compies had formed a conga line behind a very confused Vivi, mimicking her every move with startling accuracy. And somewhere in the darkness, Usopp could still be heard screaming as the raptors continued their relentless cookie-based harassment.
It was, without a doubt, the most bizarre crew gathering in pirate history - and somehow, it felt perfectly right.
Mira adjusted herself back, still perched on the T-Rex's head like a pirate queen, giggled as she watched the chaos unfold. "Master~ We should do this more often~"
Takuya, leaning against the T-Rex's side with his arms crossed, grunted. "Nah, that's too much work."
But even he couldn't hide the slight smirk when the compies brought him a "gift"—a stolen Marine cap, slightly chewed.
Nami and Vivi sat on a log, nursing drinks and watching the madness. "This is the most ridiculous thing we've ever done," Nami muttered.
Vivi smiled. "But look how happy everyone is."
Indeed—even Zoro had loosened up and had been roped into an arm-wrestling match with Broggy (and was losing spectacularly, much to Luffy's delight).
Unbeknownst to the crew, the retreating Marine ship had sent a frantic Den Den Mushi transmission:
"ADMIRAL! WE'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY—BY—" The lieutenant paused, his face burning with shame. "...By cookie-trained dinosaurs. And giants."
The Den Den Mushi's face morphed into Akainu's furious expression. "WHAT."
"THEY'RE USING THEM AS WEAPONS, SIR! THE RAPTORS STOLE OUR AMMO! THE T-REX SUNK A SHIP! AND—AND THE GIANT—"
Akainu's fist slammed into his desk, the Den Den Mushi shaking. "I DON'T CARE IF THEY'VE TAMED ANCIENT BEASTS! YOU WILL RETURN AND—"
Suddenly, the transmission cut off.
Back on the island, a certain sniper lowered his slingshot, grinning. "Oops. My hand slipped."
Usopp had sniped the Marine ship's communication mast with a well-aimed pebble.
As night fully settled, the crew feasted on roasted meat (not dinosaur, Sanji had insisted), fresh fruit, and—of course—more cookies.
Luffy, his mouth stuffed, grinned at Takuya. "SHISHISHI! WE SHOULD KEEP THEM!"
Nami slammed her fist on the table. "NO. We are not bringing an army of sugar-crazed dinosaurs onto the Ship!"
Usopp nodded rapidly. "They'll eat all our supplies! And our shoes! And probably us in our sleep!"
Mira pouted. "But Master~ They're so useful~"
Takuya sighed. "They stay."
The dinosaurs' collective whine rose into a mournful chorus that echoed across the beach. The old T-Rex lowered its massive head, its yellow eyes glistening with what could only be described as crocodile tears (or in this case, dinosaur tears). The sight of a 40-foot predator trying to look pitiful was both hilarious and slightly terrifying.
Luffy's jaw dropped in exaggerated horror. "TAKUYA! YOU MONSTER!" he shouted, pointing an accusing finger. "HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THESE FACE?" He gestured wildly at the heartbroken reptiles.
Dorry and Broggy were practically rolling on the sand with laughter. "GYAHAHA! LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES!" Dorry wheezed, clutching his stomach. "YOU'VE WOUNDED THEIR PRIDES, LITTLE MAN!" Broggy added between guffaws.
Takuya crossed his arms. "Be realistic. Taking all of them along isn't possible," he said, gesturing at the assembled prehistoric menagerie.
"Not to mention the attention we'd get bringing even one of these through civilized ports." He nodded toward the T-Rex, who chose that moment to accidentally knock over a palm tree with its tail. "Case in point."
Nami immediately backed him up. "Absolutely not! Do you have any idea what the docking fees would be for something that size?" Her eyes glazed over as she mentally calculated the beri amounts. "Not to mention the property damage!"
Usopp popped up from behind a rock where he'd been hiding, nodding so vigorously his nose wobbled. "Are you kidding? That thing would sink the Merry just by sneezing! And imagine it getting seasick!" He shuddered dramatically. "No thank you! I didn't build our ship to become dinosaur chow!"
Sanji exhaled a long stream of smoke, eyeing the T-Rex critically. "The galley's not equipped to feed that kind of appetite. We'd run out of supplies in three days flat."
He grimaced as the triceratops nearby drooled on his precious cooking equipment. "And I'll be damned if I spend my days being a personal chef for overgrown lizards rather than beautiful girls."
Zoro, who'd been napping against a rock until the commotion woke him, cracked one eye open. "Too loud," he grunted. "Can't train with that racket." He pointed at the pack of raptors currently playing what looked like a prehistoric tag. "And those things keep trying to steal my swords."
The T-Rex, sensing the unanimous rejection, let out a heartbroken whimper that made the nearby palm trees shudder. It lowered its massive head until its snout nearly touched the sand, looking up at them with giant, watery eyes.
Luffy gasped in outrage. "YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!" He threw his arms around the T-Rex's snout protectively. "DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!"
Nami rolled her eyes. "They're dinosaurs, Luffy. They belong here in their natural habitat."
"Natural habitat my foot!" Luffy shot back. "They clearly want to be pirates! Look at them!" He gestured wildly at the scene before them - the raptors had somehow gotten hold of Usopp's slingshot and were taking turns firing berries at each other, while the compies had formed what appeared to be a conga line behind a very confused looking triceratops.
Takuya sighed and pulled out one last giant cookie from his pocket. "Here," he said, tossing it to the T-Rex. "For the road."
The massive predator caught it mid-air with surprising grace, momentarily forgetting its sorrow as it happily crunched the treat. The sound echoed across the beach like boulders colliding.
As the Straw Hats made their final preparations to depart, the dinosaurs lined the shore like a scaly honor guard, their mournful whines and chirps creating a symphony of sadness.
The old T-Rex, looking particularly pitiful with its massive head drooping, shuffled forward and nudged Takuya's coat pocket with its snout one last time, leaving a trail of dino-drool on the fabric.
Takuya sighed, wiping his pocket with a mild sigh. "...Fine. One each." He produced a handful of giant cookies from his pocket, tossing them to the waiting dinosaurs.
The T-Rex caught its treat mid-air with surprising grace, while the raptors snapped up theirs with excited screeches. The triceratops nearly bowled over three compies in its cookie-fueled enthusiasm.
A/N: If my story brought even a hint of a smile to your face, drop a comment—I'd love to hear it! Knowing I brightened someone's day fuels my creativity! My only goal is to make people smile and find happiness in this dull world. Not to mention I want to reach Oda sensei's level of storytelling.
Now, for something truly exclusive…
🚨 Attention Milf Connoisseurs! 🚨
I'm crafting the ULTIMATE MILF ENCYCLOPEDIA—a Patreon-exclusive masterlist detailing every top-tier milf across pornwha, doujins, manhwa, hentai, anime, and beyond! This isn't just a list—it's a meticulously curated, hyper-detailed guide with rankings, tropes, scenes, and hidden gems you won't find anywhere else.
🔥 Why Patreon?
VIP Access: This encyclopedia will NEVER go public—it's strictly for paid supporters.
Want intel on milfs from a specific pornwha, doujin, or anime? It should be as detailed as the fandoms for anime and other media characters? Only Patrons get it, since this requires a lot of time and effort, I don't plan to public it unless my patreons tell me to!
Get updates, teasers, and early chapters of my work before anyone else!
This passion project is massive—it demands hours of research, analysis, and lots of hardwork to ensure you get detailed and correct info on milfs. By supporting me, you're not just getting a legendary resource… you're keeping the milfverse alive.
👉 Join My Patreon Here 👈
[
Seriously, this is the only way to unlock the encyclopedia, claim bragging rights where you know so much detailed and accurate info on your favorite milfs, which others won't be having, and ensure I can keep delivering what you crave.
Your support means EVERYTHING—thank you for being amazing! Let's make milf history together. 😉
For those who want to read ahead, I currently have advance chapters available on my Patreon for just $8. If you're eager to dive deeper into the story, come join us!
Here's the link to my Patreon:
(
If you want all chapters at one place, then you can get the drive link to all the rizz leveling chapters for just $5
Happy reading, and thank you again for all your encouragement!]