The next morning, sunlight spilled across the deck of the Going Merry as the crew slowly woke up—except for two certain women who had barely slept at all.
Nami and Vivi sat at the breakfast table, their eyes glued to their plates, faces still burning red. Every time Takuya moved, they flinched. Every time he spoke, their ears turned pink.
Sanji, flipping pancakes with his usual flair, noticed their weird behavior immediately.
"Huh? Nami-swan~ Vivi-chwan~ Is something wrong?" He twirled over, balancing plates effortlessly. "You two look… tense?"
Nami stiffened. "N-Nothing's wrong!"
Vivi nearly choked on her orange juice. "W-We're fine! Perfectly fine!"
Sanji's eyebrow shot up. "…You're acting super weird."
Luffy, mouth full of meat, leaned in. "Yeah! You guys look like you saw a ghost or something!"
Usopp gasped. "D-DID YOU SEE A GHOST?! WAS IT THE COOKIE MAN'S GHOST?!"
Zoro, half-asleep, grunted. "Or maybe they just finally realized how annoying you all are."
Takuya, sitting across from them, smirked as he casually bit into a piece of toast. "Who knows? Maybe they just had a… rough night."
Nami's fork clattered onto her plate.
Vivi's face turned the same shade as Sanji's suit.
Sanji's eye twitched. He slowly turned his head toward Takuya, smoke practically rising from his cigarette.
"WHAT. DID. YOU. DO."
Takuya shrugged, taking another bite. "Me? Nothing. Maybe they just realized how charming I am."
Nami's eye twitched. "Y-You—!"
Vivi grabbed her arm. "N-Nami, don't—!"
Sanji's face darkened. "OI. YOU BETTER NOT HAVE—"
Mira, cheerfully skipping over with a fresh pot of coffee, giggled. "Ohhh~ Master didn't do anything~" She leaned in, whispering loudly. "But they definitely saw something~"
Nami and Vivi made identical high-pitched noises.
Sanji's soul left his body. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"
Luffy, completely missing the tension, stretched his arm to steal Nami's bacon. "Shishishi! Who cares? More meat for me!"
Zoro, finally awake enough to enjoy the chaos, smirked. "This is the best breakfast in weeks."
Usopp, sweating bullets, slowly backed away. "I-I think I hear my mom calling me—"
Nami stood up abruptly, her chair screeching. "I'M GOING TO NAVIGATE. FAR AWAY FROM HERE."
Vivi shot up too. "I-I'LL HELP!"
They bolted from the table like their lives depended on it.
Sanji, still fuming, pointed at Takuya. "I'M WATCHING YOU, YOU BASTARD."
Takuya just smirked, sipping his coffee. "By all means, watch."
Mira giggled, refilling his cup. "Master's so mean~"
Luffy burped. "So… anyone gonna eat Nami's bacon?"
And with that, the most awkward breakfast in Straw Hat history continued—while Nami and Vivi vowed never to make eye contact with Takuya ever again.
As the sun climbed higher, the ship's atmosphere remained awkwardly charged. Nami and Vivi had successfully avoided Takuya all morning... until lunchtime arrived.
Sanji, still suspicious, placed plates down with more force than necessary. "Here you go, my lovely Nami-swan~ Vivi-chwan~ Extra special meals, made with love!" He shot a glare at Takuya. "Unlike SOME people who—"
"SANJI, SHUT UP," Nami hissed, face red.
Vivi stared intensely at her soup like it held the secrets of the universe.
Takuya, lounging nearby, smirked as he casually stretched—making sure his shirt rode up just enough to show his abs.
Nami's grip on her fork tightened. "Stop that."
"Stop what?" Takuya blinked innocently.
"STOP EXISTING SO HARD," Nami growled.
Luffy, mouth stuffed with three sandwiches, tilted his head. "How do you exist hard? Is that like when I stretch my—"
"NOBODY ANSWER THAT," Usopp yelled.
Zoro, napping against the mast, muttered: "Just throw him overboard already."
Mira, perched on the railing like a mischievous cat, giggled. "Master's just being his usual self~" She licked her lips. "Though I wouldn't mind if he—"
"WE GET IT," Nami and Vivi shouted in unison.
Sanji's cigarette snapped between his teeth. "I SWEAR TO ALL THAT'S HOLY—"
CRASH!
A sudden impact rocked the ship. A rogue wave? A sea king?
Nope—just Luffy launching himself at the food table in slow motion, sending plates flying.
As chaos erupted (and Sanji started screaming about ruined cuisine), Takuya leaned close to Nami and Vivi, his breath tickling their ears:
"Still thinking about last night? I wouldn't mind if you want to join in on the fun."
Their synchronized shriek could be heard all the way in Alabasta.
Zoro sighed. "Worst. Ship. Ever."
And thus, another perfectly abnormal day continued aboard the Going Merry—full of denial, tension, and Luffy-related destruction.
As the food chaos settled (or more accurately, as Sanji collapsed into a twitching, sobbing mess over his ruined dishes), Luffy and Takuya somehow ended up sitting side by side on the deck—grinning like idiots.
"SHISHISHI! You're funny, Takuya!" Luffy laughed, slapping his knee. "Way more fun than Zoro!"
Zoro, still napping, flipped him off without opening his eyes.
Takuya smirked, tossing an apple in the air. "And you're way more entertaining than most captains I've met."
Luffy's eyes sparkled. "Wanna see who can eat more meat in one minute?"
"Only if the loser gets thrown overboard," Takuya challenged.
"DEAL!"
And just like that, the two morons were off—shoving entire legs of ham into their mouths while Usopp desperately tried to stop them from actually destroying the ship's food supply.
Meanwhile, Nami and Vivi were still trying (and failing) to recover from Takuya's earlier comment.
Nami rubbed her temples. "Why... why does this feel like there are TWO Luffys now?"
Vivi whimpered. "At least Luffy doesn't... you know... flirt."
As if summoned by their suffering, Mira popped up behind them, resting her chin on their shoulders.
"Maaaster and Luffy really get along, don't they~?" she purred. "Almost like... brothers~?"
Nami shuddered. "Oh no. Oh NO. The world isn't ready for that."
Vivi paled. "Two of them... working together..."
On the other side of the deck, Luffy and Takuya had somehow turned their eating contest into a full-on wrestling match, rolling around like wild animals while Usopp screamed about property damage.
"I WIN!" Luffy yelled, his rubbery limbs tangled around Takuya.
"Cheater!" Takuya laughed, trying to pry him off. "You stretched your arm to grab the last piece!"
"SHISHISHI! That's not cheating, that's being SMART!"
Sanji, finally recovering from his food grief, lit a new cigarette and sighed. "Great. Now there's two of these idiots."
Zoro cracked one eye open. "Throw them both overboard."
Mira clapped her hands in delight. "Aww, they're bonding~!"
Nami groaned, burying her face in her hands. "This is a nightmare."
Vivi nodded weakly. "A very attractive nightmare..."
Nami whipped her head toward her. "VIVI?!"
Vivi turned beet red. "I-I MEAN AWFUL! AWFUL NIGHTMARE!"
Takuya, hearing this, paused mid-wrestle with Luffy to shoot them a wicked grin.
"Atleast the Princess is more honest. If you wish to talk about what you saw last night feel free to come to me anytime."
Vivi nodded mindlessly as she said, "Sure."
Vivi's eyes widened as she realized what she'd just unconsciously agreed to. Her entire face turned tomato-red as she squeaked, "I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO—"
Before anyone could react, she spun on her heels and bolted below deck like her life depended on it.
Sanji's cigarette fell from his mouth. "V-VIVI-CHWAN?! WHAT DID THIS BASTARD DO TO YOU?!" He turned on Takuya with flames in his eyes.
Takuya just chuckled, casually pulling out a bag of cookies from his pocket. "Relax, she's just shy~"
Luffy immediately perked up. "COOKIES?! GIMME!" He snatched one and shoved it in his mouth before anyone could stop him.
Usopp screamed: "LUFFY NO! THEY MIGHT BE DRUGS!"
Nami paled. "YOU IDIOT! WHAT IF THEY'RE NARCOTICS AGAIN?!"
Takuya rolled his eyes, munching on a cookie himself. "Chill. These are just normal chocolate and vanilla cookies filled with lots of sugar. See?" He tossed one to Zoro, who caught it mid-air without looking.
Zoro sniffed it suspiciously before taking a bite. "...Tastes normal."
Luffy, already on his fifth cookie, grinned with crumbs everywhere. "SHISHISHI! TASTES GREAT! GIVE ME MORE!"
Sanji, still fuming, grabbed Takuya's collar. "LISTEN HERE YOU—"
"SANJI, COOKIES!" Luffy stretched his arm to shove a cookie in Sanji's mouth mid-rant.
Sanji choked. "MGHF—LUFFY YOU—" His anger paused as he tasted it. "...Okay yeah, these are good."
Nami facepalmed. "Oh my god, you're all idiots."
Mira giggled, stealing a cookie from the bag. "Master's cookies are the best~ Though I prefer his other treats~"
Nami's eye twitched. "NOBODY ASKED!"
Meanwhile, below deck, Vivi was curled into a ball of embarrassment in the women's quarters, clutching a pillow to her burning face. "Why did I nod... WHY DID I SAY SURE?!"
Up above, Takuya smirked toward the hatch. "Princess~ There's cookies down here too if you want some~"
A distant, muffled scream echoed from below.
Luffy laughed, throwing an arm around Takuya's shoulders. "YOU'RE FUN! STAY FOREVER!"
Usopp groaned. "We're doomed."
Zoro took another cookie. "Worst. Crew. Ever."
And before anyone else could say anything Luffy, spoke up. "Hey, Takuya! Wanna go fishing? I bet I can catch a bigger fish than you!"
Takuya smirked. "Only if we use Mira as bait."
Mira gasped, fake offended. "Master! How cruel~!" (She was already grabbing a fishing rod.)
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