Sarah fainted after hearing that I was in love with Jophiel. Belphegor and the other devil kings were left in disbelief, except for Asmodeus, who got into a rage.
"What do you mean by you're deeply in love with that thing?!" Asmodeus asked angrily.
I laughed hysterically, "I'm just kidding." I added, "How did you like that joke, Asmodeus?" I asked.
She growled, "This is why I can't stand a stuck-up bastard like you. How can you have the all-seeing eyes and still be blind?" She mumbled and stormed off to her room.
I love to pull those types of jokes on her
After that, I took a bath, went back to my room, and fell asleep.
The next day, the devil kings and I gathered at the entrance of the palace, about to leave, when Belphegor remembered something. "Oh, I forgot, I have to warn Longshen about the upcoming invasion."
I sighed, "Why didn't you go there earlier to tell him, I'm about to go?"
The reason he didn't tell Longshen earlier is that he was too lazy to do it.
"I know, I know, but it's going to be quick." He muttered.
"Quick my ass, he's going to see you and invite you to drink and eat fish with him!" I thought to myself.
I sighed, "Ok, fine. But remember, if you spend more than 10 seconds, I'm going to give you more punishment than what you already have."
"Ummm.... I'm... going to be quick." He stuttered, then teleported to the dragon nation.
"Oh, yeah, I also forgot something. Come out, body double." I uttered, summoning my body double.
Everyone except Sarah was frightened because it was the first time they were seeing me using my body double.
"Hey sir, what do you want?" He asked.
"Cut the formalities. I want to stay here and help train the troops with Sarah."
"Wait Sarah is here?!" He asked, looking for her. "Mommy!" He yelled, after seeing her.
"Pookie boo! Mommy's here!" Sarah yelled, running to my body double.
"Ugh, I forgot the reason why Sarah is attached to me is because of my body double idiot." I thought to myself.
"Anyway, you, I'm going to train the devil kings back in my sacred training ground for approximately 15 days or longer. Report back to me each day or when something bad is happening, got it?"
"Ok, but if you're going to leave her to protect my mommy, give me Excalibur."
I headbutted him, "The only sword I'm going to give you is my weakest one."
He fell to the ground, crying his eye out, "I want Excalibur, I don't want a tree branch!"
All of the devil king's eyes looked at me in confusion, "Your weakest sword is a tree branch?" They asked.
"My weakest sword is a wooden sword that was given to me after someone tried to kill me when I was 10 and unarmed," I uttered, staring at Leviathan.
"Why is he looking at me?" She thought to herself.
"Anyway, Belphegor, that's longer than ten seconds, everyone wait here, I'm going for Belphegor.....wait I forgot...the smell of that nation. Hey, Mammon drag Belphegor ass back here."
"Ok, Tsukiko," Mammon muttered, teleporting to the dragon nation.
Two seconds later, Mammon teleported back to us with Belphegor tied up.
"He was drinking alcohol and eating fish with Longshen," Mammon reported.
"I knew it." I thought to myself.
"Anyway, hide your horns and mask away your presence before we enter Earth."
I opened up a portal and entered Earth once more. The devil kings' faces were lit up with joy and happiness.
"Whoa, Earth looks a lot different since the last time I was here," Belphegor muttered. "The air is way fresher than it was before." He chuckled.
Leviathan sniffed, "Yeah, it does. Why did we stop coming to Earth in the first place?" Leviathan sniped back at me.
"Anyway, my training ground is 10 km from here. We will go on foot." I uttered.
"Are you crazy?! I'm not gonna walk all the way..."
We ended up walking all the way to the training ground. On the way there, Asmodeus wouldn't stop complaining about everything.
Meanwhile, back in heaven, Gabriel barely senses your presence and relates it to Michael.
"I see, so the unfinished book of the future's newest prophecy was right. And if this continues, the prophecy about him dying by the hand of Azazel and that bitch Asmodeus." Michael laughed hysterically.
Suddenly, Gabriel heard Michael start coughing, then a "thump" sound.
"Huh, big brother, are you ok in there? You're siphoning too much of his corpse's grace."
Michael coughed, "Don't worry about me, I have to hurry up and take as much power from his corpse until he's finally dead."
"I know, but I don't want you to hurt yourself that's all," Gabriel muttered, worrying about Michael.
Back at the training ground, the moment we arrived there, my shadow dogs smelled the devil kings' and started being aggressive, trying to break the door down.
Asmodeus jumped on my back, "What's that trying to break through the door?!" She yelled.
"Oh, those are my shadow dogs," I replied, taking her off my back.
"Shadow dogs! Are you talking about Cerberus, by any chance?" Belphegor asked.
"Yeah, I took them from Hades after I beat Aries, when I was like 18-19, I don't really remember at what age I got them."
"Them? That's one dog! Cerberus is only one dog!" Asmodeus yelled.
"If something has one body but two brains, it's two people, idiot. I forgot that you don't have a brain, so you wouldn't know."
"Why you..." She sneered, thought to herself.
"Don't worry about them, as the moment I open this door, they will go and hide."
I opened the door to the training ground and we entered it.
"Wow, for a stuck-up bastard, this training ground is nice. It kinda resembles Lucifer's training ground
in a way." Asmodeus mumbled.
"Ok, from this moment on, you guys will eat, sleep, and train here until all of you guys can use your true powers." I declared.
"Huh, where are we going to sleep?" Belphegor asked.
Beelzebub added, "Where's the food?"
"Where's the bathroom?" Asmodeus asked.
"This training ground isn't only a training ground, I can change it to any room I want it to be at will."
"Wow, how did you get a training ground like this?" Leviathan asked. "Did you take it from someone?"
"No, from the moment I got my first sword, Archangel Gabriel gave it to me as a gift to hone my sword skills," I replied.
"You're talking about your tree branch, right?" Asmodeus smirked.
"Anyway, now that everyone is here let's get started," I replied, after smacking Asmodeus in the head.