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The Ultimate Versatile Soldier King

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Luo Chao: Maybe I'm not the strongest Soldier King, but I'm definitely the most versatile Soldier King. Whether it's martial arts, medicine, or cooking... I'm not targeting anyone specifically, but I'm saying that everyone present here is trash!
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Chapter 1 - Chapter One: I'm Here to Find My Wife!

"Chief of Staff, is this the person you recommended to me?!"

Commander Liu angrily threw the resume he was holding into the Chief of Staff's arms.

The fact that Commander Liu, who usually hides his emotions, showed anger indicates how peculiar this resume is.

...

Luo Chao, male, 22 years old, enlisted for four years, barely made it into the Dragon Fang Team three years ago as the last candidate, currently serves as a cook in the logistics department of the Dragon Fang Team.

...

That's all, just this one sentence.

Written in Font Song 3 on a large A4 paper, with a big red official seal, regardless of how the staff in the General Staff Department formatted it, it still looked as shabby as a recruitment flyer for male escorts on a streetlight pole.

"Is this the Soldier King you picked out from among a thousand elites in our Dragon Fang Team to perform this mission?!"

Bam!

Commander Liu slammed his desk, his chilling killing intent burst forth, dropping the temperature in the office to freezing point!

"Chief of Staff, please give me an explanation!"

The Chief of Staff smiled bitterly and took a crumpled photo out of his pocket.

"Chief, this was found by the military inspector during a check in the female soldiers' dormitory. You just need to take a look, and you will know why I recommended him."

Commander Liu raised his eyebrows and skeptically took the photo handed to him by the Chief of Staff.

To be precise, it's a selfie.

The timestamp on the photo shows twelve midnight, an astute-eyed handsome young man with a scruffy stubble beard cast a weird smile at the camera under the phone's flashlight.

Behind the young man is a clean white wall, on which six neat red characters were written - Female Soldiers' Dormitory Floor Seven!

"This is..."

Commander Liu gave the Chief of Staff a puzzled look.

The Chief of Staff squinted his eyes and pointed a finger at the young man in the photo, speaking with profound meaning, "Chief, according to the information gathered from various sources by our General Staff Department."

"Luo Chao is the only one in our force who successfully reached the top floor of the female soldiers' dormitory and got away unscathed!"

"What! Is there really such a thing?!" Commander Liu was taken aback.

It's oft-said that after three years in the army, a sow looks like Diaochan.

The act of sneaking into the female soldiers' dormitory at night has been done not only by ordinary special forces soldiers but also by those renowned as Soldier Kings!

But over the years, including those Soldier Kings, no one has ever managed to sneaky into and out of the female soldiers' dormitory unscathed!

Those Soldier Kings either got beaten half to death by the fighting-fit female soldiers or got caught and punished.

Therefore, when Commander Liu heard that Luo Chao, just a small cook, could sneak into and out of the female soldiers' dormitory unscathed and even left a provocatively a selfie, he couldn't help but look at him in a new light.

"This guy, really is a rogue talent!"

Commander Liu's anger slightly eased, he put down the photo and tapped his fingers rhythmically on the table with a "tap tap" sound.

After a time enough to smoke a cigarette, Commander Liu refocused his gaze on the Chief of Staff, "Chief of Staff, what do you think?"

The Chief of Staff mulled over his words, cautiously replied, "Chief, I believe this task is bizarre and unpredictable, even sending the most outstanding Soldier Kings from the force might not succeed! It might be better to take an unconventional approach, maybe this rogue talent of a cook could complete it."

After taking a glance at Commander Liu's expression and not seeing anger, the Chief of Staff added, "Anyway, Luo Chao is part of our Dragon Fang Team, his skills are much stronger than ordinary special forces soldiers! To be a bodyguard for the female CEO of a Fortune 500 company is more than sufficient."

Commander Liu looked at the seasoned and prudent Chief of Staff, then at that bizarre photo, pondered for a while, and finally made a decision, "Alright! Send Luo Chao to execute this task! Immediately! Right away!"

"Yes!"

The Chief of Staff quickly stood at attention and saluted.

"Wait a minute!"

The Chief of Staff had just reached the office door when Commander Liu called out to him again.

"Chief, do you have any other instructions?"

The Chief of Staff thought Commander Liu had changed his mind, anxiously asked.

"Cough cough cough." Commander Liu cleared his throat, turned his back to the Chief of Staff, and said, "Nothing, just have that guy send me a copy of his strategy for the female soldiers' dormitory."

...

Huaxia, Huahai City!

One of the most prosperous cities in the world, filled with endless opportunities and challenges, a sacred place in the hearts of all strivers!

Haichen Group, one of the three leading enterprises in Huahai City.

At dawn, a beautiful woman with shoulder-length hair, wearing a white long sweater, and wrapped in a dark green scarf.

Radiating a chilling aura from head to toe, she gracefully arrived at the CEO's office on the top floor of Haichen Group.

Her lower body was clad in a pair of black tight pants that perfectly outlined her sensual curves. As she walked, the swaying of her hips added a hint of seductive allure to her cool demeanor.

This stunning beauty was named Lin Yun.

As the group's chief female CEO, Lin Yun was ironically the most passionate about her work, usually being the first to arrive at the office every day.

However, today her office had an unexpected visitor who arrived even earlier than her!

It was a man.

Despite having a tall, handsome figure, this man's hair was a mess.

Admittedly, his stubbled chin added a touch of mature male charm.

But the dirt-yellow military coat he wore, along with the pair of obviously knock-off Adidas canvas shoes from a street vendor, greatly diminished his impression score!

This made his entire demeanor seem shabby, outdated, and utterly incompatible with Huahai City's modern vibe!

And completely contrary to the advanced, fashion-forward ethos of Haichen Group!

At the moment, this rustic man stood inside Lin Yun's modernly decorated office, holding a dirt-red sweet potato in one hand, munching on it, while admiring the wall-hung Impressionist masterpiece — "Blue Lotus" by Monet.

If he truly knew what "appreciation" meant!

"Who are you? The new janitor?!" Lin Yun asked coldly.

Seeing Luo Chao's outfit, she could only associate him with the humble identity of a janitor.

"I'm not an employee of your company." Luo Chao took a bite of the sweet potato, speaking without turning his head.

"You're not an employee of our company? Then how did you get up here without a pass?"

Lin Yun was a bit curious; the security of her company was something she was very proud of.

Not only did she arrange for numerous experienced, robust professional security guards to be on duty 24/7 on the ground floor of the company.

She also installed security defense systems on every floor purchased at a high price from the United States, the same model used by the FBI.

Therefore, ordinarily, without a pass installed with high-tech sensing chips, it was impossible to get past the security system's defense to reach the company's top level.

"Haha, it's simple, just don't take the usual route!"

Luo Chao finally finished the sweet potato in his hand, and with a slight flick of the wrist, the sweet potato peel, under Luo Chao's control, whizzed through the air in a straight line, brushing past Lin Yun's ear, and landed in the trash can at the office door!

Smelling the faint sweet potato scent wafting in the office, Lin Yun suppressed her anger, gritting her teeth and continuing to ask, "Who exactly are you?!"

"I'm here to find my wife!" Luo Chao said unhurriedly.

"Find your wife?"

Lin Yun looked Luo Chao up and down, scrutinizing him carefully, and a cold smile crossed her lips.

"Are you joking?"

Joking about coming to her company to find a wife?

Her Haichen Group was a trendsetter in the world of Fortune 500 companies, with an average employee age of only twenty-five, all young talents.

In this cutting-edge company, which employee wasn't a fashion-forward man or woman?

Not to mention those female employees who already paid great attention to fashion, each one was a fashionista!

Lin Yun simply couldn't believe that any woman in her company would take a fancy to this young man in front of her, who dressed like a construction worker!

Despite being handsome, he was broke with no taste, and just those two traits were enough to lose any chance of being favored by young women in any big city.

"Sorry, I'm quite serious, and diligent!" Luo Chao earnestly stared into Lin Yun's eyes and said.

"Ahahaha, wake up! Serious and diligent? With your taste, if anyone from our company marries you, I should just go smash my head with a piece of tofu, what a joke!"

Lin Yun was tickled by Luo Chao's words and his earnest expression, as if hearing the funniest joke in the world, she covered her belly and giggled softly.

If the company's employees saw it, they'd be shocked to see the usually commanding, noble, and cool-headed female CEO revealing such a vibrant smile!

Pop!

With a crisp sound, a small red book was slammed onto the desk by Luo Chao.

The red cover of the small book prominently bore three gold-printed characters — Marriage Certificate!

"What's this?"

Lin Yun felt a hint of unease and quickly stepped forward to open the marriage certificate.

In the marriage certificate was a photo of a man and woman, with the man on the left undoubtedly being Luo Chao, his hair neatly combed and wearing a suit, looking somewhat handsome.

And the person on the right in the photo... was actually herself!

She looked at the names, Luo Chao, Lin Yun, four words, forty-four strokes, not one wrong!

She felt the embossed seal, the Huaxia People's Republic Ministry of Civil Affairs Marriage Seal, 15 neatly printed Chinese characters, perfectly centered!

Meanwhile, Luo Chao swiftly pulled out a piece of old white tofu from inside his dirt-yellow military coat.

"Here, go ahead and smash!"