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-Michinaga Mansion-
If someone had told me ten years ago that I'd be trapped under the derriere of two high-ranking Devil ladies, I would've told you to pass me whatever you're smoking on, and I'd wish upon a shooting star to make that future come true.
And, while I haven't smoked anything yet, here I am.
Rias, dressed in a fluffy crimson pajama set that looked a size or two small, and Ravel Phenex, who was dressed prim and proper in a purple dress, were both sitting on my lap.
They looked like at any moment a fight or at least an argument would've broken out, to which I'd have to step in but...
"I'm telling you, Oolong Park is one of the best arcs of Two Peace!" Rias argued with her arms folded, pushing her vast mountains forward. "Everything about that arc is perfect, down to the last minute detail!"
---They were now arguing about Two Peace.
No, I didn't instigate it. I was just talking about powerscaling, and the conversation went in this direction.
"Oolong Park? Please." Ravel huffed, flipping her golden curls back with all that ojou-sama power of hers. "Please. Oolong Park is good, but it doesn't compare to the structure and scale of Alabaster. It's political, dramatic, and has reptile! The first proper Warlord fight! How can you not see that?"
From my seat---oh, wait. I am the seat. Ahem, from where I sat, neither of them were correct.
The best arc was obviously between Am*zon Lily, and Marinef*rd.
I'd read it before, back in my original world, but it hit different here.
There was just something weirdly surreal about reading a manga that also existed in this dimension, right down to the author's notes.
Maybe parallel worlds did share good taste.
The two continued to argue, but I paid them no mind, instead, I focused on the differences between their booties.
Rias' buttocks were much fuller, shaplier, and much more supple, but Ravel had that tight cuteness(which is very important when you're appreciating booties).
All in all, they were soft, very soft.
Other than that, their discussion had reminded me of the kids back at the orphanage.
Most of those kids had gotten adopted, but we still kept in touch via messages and video calls whenever we could.
You see, thanks to anonymous donors(Sebas), we were able to get our hands on electronics, consoles, nice clothes, and great food.
I might not be apart of the Church or its related factions, but I believe Father Kondo and Sister Kyoko deserves that much for taking care of us.
Plus, unlike certain blonde sword-wielding devil, we didn't get shipped to some laboratory in the name of Big G to get tortured, experimented on, and killed, so why wouldn't I be grateful?
It was a low bar, but hey... what can you do?
As I was saying, their argument reminded me of my old friends Riku and pals, and our weekend manga debates.
I wonder what Riku is doing these days?
Riku was busy spending time with his new girlfriend, a Yuki-Onna he'd met somehow after finding out about the supernatural world.
When he'd told me she made him homemade shaved ice one day, I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be impressed or worried about frostbite.
Still, the nostalgia was nice.
"Well said, Lady Rias. I do believe that it would be the best course of action to take." Ravel nodded.
"I agree, but call me Rias. There's no reason to be so formal." Rias also nodded.
Huh. What the hell happened?
[They were discussing Ravel joining Rias' peerage, host.]
Huh?
[After the heiress of that Phenex Clan got pregnant with Duodecaplets, this drill-hair devil as you call her, was tasked with bridging the repairing the gap between the two families in hope of preserving their friendship... Host, are you listening...?]
Duodecaplets... A set of 12 children at once...
Do Devils have C-Section births?
Ah, wait, they're Devils, never mind.
They can handle that.
But still though.... 12....
Hang in there Risa...
"It's for the best." Ravel said. "With this, we can continue trade relations with our Houses, even after the engagement... well... ended."
"Don't worry about that." Rias leaned back on me, her usual confident smile in place. "As I've noticed, you don't seem to be interested in creating a peerage of your own, yes?"
"Not anytime soon..." Ravel raised a brow. "You're… inviting me into your peerage?"
"Mm." Rias nodded. "As a Bishop. I could use the help."
For a moment, Ravel just stared, surprise flickering across her aristocratic features. Then she composed herself, brushing an imaginary speck of dust from her sleeve. "I suppose I could consider such an arrangement… though I'll have some requirements, and I will require some time to---"
"Accepted," Rias said immediately, cutting her off with a smile that could melt glaciers.
"…Hah. How confident." Ravel muttered, but there was a reluctant smile tugging at her lips as she snuck a glance at me. "Is it because of the high of winning against my broth---er, sister, or is it because of him...?"
I simply sat back as finished the current volume in Two Piece.
I don't mean to spoil, but I really don't think that Portgaz D. Trace is gonna survive this one... I hope that Ruffy doesn't experience any more heartbreak...
As for the two gals on my lap?
I had no complaints. As Rias' contracted mage, and taking our relationship into context, it was only natural that I would get some benefits from this.
Especially when it comes to the Phoenix Tears.
And with all of that talking over, I saw Rias practically toss a bunch of red chess pieces, the Evil Pieces, into Ravel's chest as they sank directly in.
-shine!-
It was a sight, I tell ya. But the only question I had, was why they were doing this on my lap instead of standing in the center of the room, all grand and ostentatious like they usually do?
But I really think that I jinxed it, because as soon as I thought that, they had finally gotten up.
Damn. Now my legs are lonely.
If my legs had a voice, I would've heard it repeatedly questioning my sexual orientation and taste, similar to a bespectacled Ugandan TV host.
-whisper, whisper-
Once the shining was all over and done, I heard Rias whisper mischievously to Ravel about one of her plans.
"First order of business as my new Bishop," Rias said. "We'll need to come up with tactics to make Daichi fall completely for me before Akeno, and that thieving cat Kuroka does."
"Hmnn... That delinquent-looking guy sure is a real beast, even though he pretends to be a gentleman." Ravel blinked. "If Akeno-san or Kuroka offered herself to Daichi, I don't think he would refuse at all."
"Which is why we'll have to work fast."
"And if it doesn't work out?"
Rias chuckled like she'd heard a real funny joke.
"Then we have to seduce him better than they ever could," Rias replied with her trademark devilish grin. "My mother manages my father's harem, and I bet she'll give us tips that we might need..."
Ravel blushed a pretty red and coughed as they began to whisper to each other about seduction techniques.
Well, it wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I thought I was about to see and hear an argument.
-bzzzzzt!-
[Oppai Boy]
Hoh? If it isn't Issei.
What is he calling for now?
"Yahallo~!" I answered my very flashy, high-tech, cutting edge 2008 fliphone(It can even run Linux)
[Hey, Daichi---!]
"Yep?"
[Irina says that she's gonna be back today---!]
"Oh, really?" I smiled at the news.
Looks like the world moves on.
But the reason I smiled wasn't exactly because of Issei's girlfriend returning home...
It's the trouble that she'd technically bring with her(and Xenovia).
Valper Galileo, Kokabiel, Freed...
Especially Freed... I'm almost salivating when I think about how I could break him...
Oh~ Choices, choices...
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Next Chapter: 051: Ecchi Delinquent And Heretic Nun Meets Church Exorcists! "What Happened To You, Tomboy-Chan---No, Twintail-Exorcist?"
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Trivia Time! (Againx50!!)
Did you know(ofc)
Did you know that the Big G hates Dragons with a passion?(He's a #1 scaly-hater)
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